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Phil Robertson reveals his secrets to finding the perfect underage girl
Posted on 12/29/13 at 4:43 pm
Posted on 12/29/13 at 4:43 pm
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According to Robertson, women are old maids at 20. All they do at that point is spend your money on stupid woman stuff. -
What you want to do, according to the Duck Dynasty patriarch, is “marry these girls when they’re about fifteen or sixteen.” Robertson is no stranger to doing just that. He began dating his wife Marsha when she was fourteen and he a legal adult. They married two years later when she was just sixteen.
Given his expertise on the matter, some may choose to listen to Phil’s suggestion that they bag themselves some jail-bait (though he does caution that they should make sure mom and dad are cool with it)–but how does a man know when the underage girl he has found is the right one for him? In an expanded video of Robertson’s comments, A&E’s resident racist homophobe and advocate of forming relationships with teenage girls has us covered!
She needs to be able to cook a meal, because women (as we all know) belong in the kitchen.
She needs to carry her Bible. No Bible, find another kid to wed! Where else is she going to learn that marrying and being entirely subservient to a 50-something (or 20-something) man is normal? The rest of society?
We’re not sure if this is innuendo or a duck cleaning reference (so we’ll go with the latter)…but if she “picks your ducks,” apparently that makes her “a woman!” Which is good, because her age sure doesn’t!
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This post was edited on 12/29/13 at 4:48 pm
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Posted on 12/29/13 at 4:53 pm to CrimsonFever
Posted on 12/29/13 at 4:56 pm to CrimsonFever
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racist homophobe
You might call him a racially ignorant, Christian bigot but he has displayed nothing to make him a racist homophobe.
My dad proposed to my mom at 17 as a 25 year old.
This post was edited on 12/29/13 at 5:02 pm
Posted on 12/29/13 at 5:00 pm to CrimsonFever
Kern
Posted on 12/29/13 at 5:02 pm to CrimsonFever
pulls up chair
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Posted on 12/29/13 at 5:11 pm to CrimsonFever
And here we go
Posted on 12/29/13 at 5:16 pm to 3nOut
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My dad proposed to my mom at 17 as a 25 year old.
And how far along with you was she?
I kid, I kid.
Posted on 12/29/13 at 5:17 pm to CrimsonFever
Holy frick. Who gives a shite what that dude thinks or does? Has it become necessary for groupthink on every social issue or way we should live our lives?
Posted on 12/29/13 at 5:21 pm to PrivatePublic
quote:He was already 3 years old.
And how far along with you was she?
Posted on 12/29/13 at 5:22 pm to Aubie Spr96
quote:Blasphemy.
Has it become necessary for groupthink on every social issue or way we should live our lives?
How is it you do not watch FOXNEWS?
Posted on 12/29/13 at 5:31 pm to Aubie Spr96
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Holy frick. Who gives a shite what that dude thinks or does? Has it become necessary for groupthink on every social issue or way we should live our lives?
Because the Left can't stand the the fact that a tv show that promotes family and Christian values is so popular. They are now determined to completely destroy Phil and they'll do it by spinning and cherrypicking things he has said.
BTW if you watch the video without reading the terribly biased article..it's pretty obvious Phil is being funny. He isn't suggesting that men be pedophiles.
This post was edited on 12/29/13 at 5:39 pm
Posted on 12/29/13 at 5:36 pm to CrimsonFever
Posted on 12/29/13 at 5:42 pm to CrimsonFever
Clicked on link, taken to a website whose sole purpose is ridiculing Republicans and Christian Conservatives and closed it.
Posted on 12/29/13 at 5:55 pm to CrimsonFever
Sounds like you have a case of the gays! 
Posted on 12/29/13 at 5:57 pm to deltaland
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Because the Left can't stand the the fact that a tv show that promotes family and Christian values is so popular
WHAT is Christian about what has come out of that Bigot's mouth in recent history?? more like the INBREDs can't stand that one of " their own " is being disagreed with. REAL conservatives should be more supportive of a business being able to conduct and run itself however the hell they seem fit. Imagine how butt-hurt you morons would be if it were a black guy saying all rednecks are sister bangers. you'd DEMAND he was fired. but if Phil compares all gays to animal bangers/thieves/drug addicts. then he's being frickin biblical, right?
I've voted Republican in every election, national, state, and local, since I was able (2004), and still think Phil's verbage of his " opinions" are beyond retarded. Learn some frikkin tact. Freedom of speech does not mean freedom from consequence. Try going to work and telling your boss how you REALLY feel. Then complain when you get fired. Morons.
and before I see it in the next post... yes
^^^ He mad
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Posted on 12/29/13 at 6:06 pm to Gusoline
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WHAT is Christian about what has come out of that Bigot's mouth in recent history??
He quoted scripture dumbass in an answer to a question.
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REAL conservatives should be more supportive of a business being able to conduct and run itself however the hell they seem fit.
I don't have a problem with A&E suspending him. They quickly figured out it was a poor decision though. Free market at work is a beautiful thing
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Imagine how butt-hurt you morons would be if it were a black guy saying all rednecks are sister bangers.
Honestly I wouldn't give 2 shits because I'm not a pussy and I'm not easily offended by stupid rhetoric.
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but if Phil compares all gays to animal bangers/thieves/drug addicts. then he's being frickin biblical, right?
He didn't compare them. He included all types of sinners in one sentence, which was a direct quote from the Bible.
The point was, he was asked a question in which the media already knew how he would likely answer. Then the left feigned outrage in order to create a controversy and try to destroy/discredit his image. It didn't work, so now they are going to drag up anything from the past that they can find to try and ruin him.
Posted on 12/29/13 at 6:09 pm to Gusoline
This. The guy is an idiot. The so called Christian right would do well to distance themselves from him. If they ever want to be taken seriously they shouldn't want some redneck bumpkin representing them. The problem is many of them don't see the issue because they themselves are redneck bumpkins.
Posted on 12/29/13 at 6:10 pm to Gusoline
I really don't know if I could care less about this. Seriously. And I can't understand why anyone else does either.
Some old white dude in backwoods Louisianna doesn't like gay people. Shocker. I bet I can find some old inner city black folks that don't like gays either. Does everyone have to accept your lifestyle for you to be happy?
I don't give a frick if gay people approve of my marriage to my wife? Why do they need my approval or Phil's approval for their decisions?
Some old white dude in backwoods Louisianna doesn't like gay people. Shocker. I bet I can find some old inner city black folks that don't like gays either. Does everyone have to accept your lifestyle for you to be happy?
I don't give a frick if gay people approve of my marriage to my wife? Why do they need my approval or Phil's approval for their decisions?
Posted on 12/29/13 at 6:18 pm to deltaland
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The point was, he was asked a question in which the media already knew how he would likely answer.
the point IS, He Knew he was talking to a reporter and knew his answer would be publicized. Rather than give a simple " I don't agree" answer, he decides to go dumpster mouth and full retard with the response. I could care less if he's fired or not. I'm against gay marriage, too, but I don't go around telling " queers" how wrong they are, because I'm not a douche. What upsets me are the Hicks that get so defensive and act like he did nothing wrong. People have every right to be upset with him. and he IS a bigot, which is the only reason why all this new stuff keeps coming up.
Posted on 12/29/13 at 6:20 pm to deltaland
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Because the Left can't stand the the fact that a tv show that promotes family and Christian values is so popular. They are now determined to completely destroy Phil and they'll do it by spinning and cherrypicking things he has said.
Yes, because "the Left" is the only extremists that would ever do such a thing.
As far as the source quoted, it's the internet equivalent of MSNBC or Fox News so I think I'll have to pass.
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