Gusoline

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Yet, I will put money down that you think Theo Vonn is funny AND you listen to his podcast.

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Theo is so bad even his soundbite clips are unfunny, and ive never listened to a podcast because im not gay.

Id ask you to pay up but it's okay. You need the money more than i do little buddy.

So they can hire 80 more latishas and lashawndas, duh.

Ordered a 2 breast dinner for lunch. Got a 2 piece dark. Took it in to have it replaced. Manager said to the girl " what he wont?"

Bout time for another humanity reset. Wonder what # attempt the next one will be?

Its no less entertaining than most shows.

Wont be happy you watched them all but wont regret it either. No real reason to re watch an old season but interesting enough to see the plot of the next season unfold. Poor supporting cast in the most recent season makes it my least favorite. The characters themselves. They dont do shite about frick unless they're needed for an instance of last second bail outs.

They were 6-2/10-3 last year. Florida curb stomped #4. Team has a lot to work on still but the sky is falling mentality around here needs to chill.

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could do without the girl bosses

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Its not really girl bossy. Shes closer to the accountant than the kweeen from reacher this past season. They actually give her character a reason for being so serious too. Ive def seen much worse shows.

And 80% of the owners will never haul anything larger than a couple bags of mulch. I'll stick to renting the lowes truck once every 3 years when i need one instead of over paying to feel "manlier"

If its an actual work truck. Use it as a tax deduction. If you cant, it's not a work truck.

Right thurr dat be da damn skreet lite on god for real for real shid. Gotta say it at 120 decibels so they know you aitn cappin out hurr.

Missing the paulie shore insert of guessing what she ate.

And yet everyone here acts like AU football is top tier and lose their shite if every single thing isnt perfect, because muh 2010 and 2013.

Most of my entire life Auburn football was 8-9 wins during peak years. And lucky to make a bowl game every other year.

You can DEMAND results all you want. You can whine and cry and say fire everyone every 3 years like you have with everyone since tuberville. Even during the fear the thumb years most of you had the same mentality.....Nobody knows what theyre doing, coaches suck. AD sucks, wah wah wah wah.

At the end of the day, the program has never been top tier, and it never will be because no one will ever be allowed to build the program thanks to the "fanbase"

It's not " worse than I think"

It's the same as it's always been.

Keep pretending AU football is elite.

Keep demanding 10+ wins from people and ignore the fact that its happened 10 times in the past 40 years.

When they do have a few years of 10+ wins, bitch anyway about how its not enough and " can be better"

Most importantly, every time AU football misses on a big name coach
.. whatever you do... blame everyone but yourself.

Remember " we could have had... if not for.."

Its your entire lifes mantra.