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Jehovah's Witnesses ????
Posted on 2/8/14 at 11:14 am
Posted on 2/8/14 at 11:14 am
How do I tell Jehovah's Witnesses in a respectful fashion to leave me the frick alone?
As of late, the local Jehovah's Witnessess have becoming increasing obnoxious. They had been knocking on my door every two weeks, but now they are starting to approach me randomly in streets and parking lots.
I can't think of a way to deal with these people without being a jerk about it.
As of late, the local Jehovah's Witnessess have becoming increasing obnoxious. They had been knocking on my door every two weeks, but now they are starting to approach me randomly in streets and parking lots.
I can't think of a way to deal with these people without being a jerk about it.
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Posted on 2/8/14 at 11:15 am to Socratics
your friends have put them up to this. I use to do the same shite to my friends, I would give mormons their address and cell phone number.
Posted on 2/8/14 at 11:28 am to Socratics
Just tell them to leave you alone. Mention harassment if appropriate and say something about the authorities becoming involved.
I'd think just a simple 'leave me alone' would suffice though.
I'd think just a simple 'leave me alone' would suffice though.
Posted on 2/8/14 at 11:34 am to Socratics
Tell them to come in and help celebrate your Birthday..
Posted on 2/8/14 at 12:01 pm to Socratics
I was at a friend's house one day when they approached him on his front steps. He probably talked to these guys for like 30 minutes, but every other word out of his mouth was "frick" "mother fricker" or some other obscenity. 
I'm just sitting there trying not to laugh while he is telling them how much he loves talking about fricking religion and they should come around more often so they could shoot the shite about their religion.. I lost it though when he asked them about their thoughts on Joseph Smith. He followed it up with "that guy was a real piece of fricking shite, you should read up on him". 
I've never seen anyone make a Jehovah's Witness look so uncomfortable. They kept trying to leave, but he wouldn't let them
I'm just sitting there trying not to laugh while he is telling them how much he loves talking about fricking religion and they should come around more often so they could shoot the shite about their religion.. I lost it though when he asked them about their thoughts on Joseph Smith. He followed it up with "that guy was a real piece of fricking shite, you should read up on him". I've never seen anyone make a Jehovah's Witness look so uncomfortable. They kept trying to leave, but he wouldn't let them
This post was edited on 2/8/14 at 12:16 pm
Posted on 2/8/14 at 12:12 pm to Blizzard of Chizz
They weren't uncomfortable, they were confused. John Smith was a leader of the Virginia colony at Jamestown. Joseph Smith founded the Mormon religion
Posted on 2/8/14 at 12:14 pm to Socratics
Beats headphones - hear what you want to hear.
Posted on 2/8/14 at 12:14 pm to SaltyMcKracker
yeah Ill edit that.. I don't keep up with these things
Posted on 2/8/14 at 12:26 pm to Socratics
Wear boxers
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Dick copter
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Profit (no JWs)
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Dick copter
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Profit (no JWs)
Posted on 2/8/14 at 12:34 pm to Socratics
Tell them you've had a blood transfusion. Big no-no to them.
Posted on 2/8/14 at 12:35 pm to Blizzard of Chizz
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I was at a friend's house one day when they approached him on his front steps. He probably talked to these guys for like 30 minutes, but every other word out of his mouth was "frick" "mother fricker" or some other obscenity. I'm just sitting there trying not to laugh while he is telling them how much he loves talking about fricking religion and they should come around more often so they could shoot the shite about their religion.. I lost it though when he asked them about their thoughts on Joseph Smith. He followed it up with "that guy was a real piece of fricking shite, you should read up on him".
Posted on 2/8/14 at 12:35 pm to Socratics
Tell them that every time they bother you, you burn a copy of the watchtower.
Posted on 2/8/14 at 12:39 pm to Socratics
They came to our house in college and we just happened to have a porn tape in the VCR. We turned that on and invited them in. One of the funniest things I've ever seen was one of the guys trying to hide his hard on as he scrambled out the door.
We were such assholes.
We were such assholes.
Posted on 2/8/14 at 12:44 pm to Socratics
8 words
"Please leave me alone ... Have a great day."
"Please leave me alone ... Have a great day."
Posted on 2/8/14 at 12:47 pm to Socratics
Answer the door doing the cockcopter.
Posted on 2/8/14 at 1:36 pm to Socratics
Tell them that you already have a religion that uou follow and you'd be glad to listen to them once they hear what you have to say about your religion.
Posted on 2/8/14 at 1:59 pm to Socratics
Open the door in the nude.
Posted on 2/8/14 at 2:01 pm to CatFan81
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CatFan81
Open the door in the nude.
Posted on 2/8/14 at 2:02 pm to Socratics
My Catholic grandma used to invite them in and let them explain to her their belief system. She would then intelligently counter everything they said with biblical backup to reinforce her position. My paw said that she was primarily responsible for them leaving his neighborhood alone for years and probably converted a few in the process.
Posted on 2/8/14 at 2:19 pm to Socratics
Title needs more question marks.
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