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re: Next Papal Name Challenge

Posted by CroakaBait on 4/21/25 at 11:14 pm
We’re due for a good Eusebius.
Same here in Mississippi, I thought that I was doing myself a favor by getting the 8-yr license instead of the standard 4-yr, just to avoid having to visit the DMV for a while, but ended up having to return before it expired just to get a gold star on my license. They sure didn’t advertise it.
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I don't have one so it means I'll have to go deal with a Louisiana DMV soon which sucks arse

Pretty sure this is the main reason that people are up in arms, no matter which state they live in. :thup:
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What’s with these homies dissin my girl?

Why do they gotta front?

Decided that I wanted an easy job one summer in college—worked as a day-camp counselor for the city summer camp supervising thirteen 8-year olds…all of whom had been taken off their Ritalin for the summer. It was hell on earth.
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If that was Florida, the “stand your ground” law would justify the kid hitting him with a wireless hole puncher.

Dude’s lucky that kid didn’t bury a Dexter Russell in him. There’s a lot of stabby stuff within arm’s reach on a boat.
Bro, you can’t achieve growth, scale up, and meet metrics without first aligning, which leads to synergystic utopia where strategic goals are met. If that doesn’t make sense, let’s circle back and consult on it.
I now see why Patrick Bateman was the way he was.
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A senior at our local high school was suspended for 40 days today- no idea how that affects the students graduation, or why the term is so long.

As a public school employee, here’s a simple explanation of just this part of your post: First off, he’ll graduate—he might not walk at graduation, but he’ll graduate—that school can’t afford the stats hit it’ll take if they don’t allow it. Not walking is the ultimate punishment these days if kids otherwise academically qualify. 40 to 45 days is the normal punishment period for something like this, and in most places he would be sent to the district’s alternative school for that long. Now allowing deputies to search his vehicle on municipal property—he should have deferred, but most honest kids don’t know any better.
My wife had her kit fedex-ed to us and I was home to receive it. The driver was was a good ole baw and gave me a ten minute tutorial on when to send it in—never on the weekend and not past Thursday morning. He tried to made it sound like he was looking out for a reliable sample to be submitted, but I know he was really protecting his homies back at the sorting facility from from that shite sitting around all weekend. :lol:
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I really have no sympathy for her. What did she think was going to happen when she tried to surf a wild animal?

I’m going to do this exact thing in June in Key West while swimming with the dolphins. Say a prayer for me! Luckily I don’t have vagina lips, so I should be ok. :thup:
The shih tzu currently snuggling my nuts in my lap under my blanket has more wolf dna than a labrador retriever. It’s kinda concerning, but according to Jesse Pinkman, it’s science, bitches.
Pretty much. With crappy employee vetting in the early 60s, lol.
I think it was a private book company specializing in textbooks, not a state-run operation. The name makes it sound government-sponsored.
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Once you zoom in and see that right cankle, you can’t unsee it.
Went to Dalmatia, Croatia, in 2019 and visited the islands and villages that my great-grandparents left behind for America in 1907. That area is essentially the Destin, Florida, of Europe, so the the locals treat you indifferently and coldly like beach tourists, but as soon as you tell them your family came from that town, they treat you like family. Cool experience.
I decided at about age 8 that I was Indiana Jones and dug holes all over our property in Biloxi. My dad was surprisingly ok with it as long as I filled them back in afterwards. Found one of those cool old room key plates from the Monteleone.
We went in October of last year and stayed in the Holborn area of London. Didn’t run into anything the entire week that made me nervous. If it helps ease your mind, you can sign up for US State Department travel alerts before going. Got a very detailed, informative email from them the night we departed MSY that there would be a pro-Palestinian march through the area where we were staying, but it was all gone by the time we arrived in the neighborhood.
I think I would be a really cranky SOB 100 years ago without my angel soft toilet paper, just saying.
I break out the fancy two square inch ice cubes for the Maker’s Mark.