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Slow Horses is pretty solid.

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Art Cantrelle

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Met him while hanging out with friends at a local bar in my twenties. He was with some of my friends’ parents who were there, and seemed like a nice guy. If you shake his hand, you better be ready—dude will crush your hand. Told my dad a day or two later (who grew up around him in the 60s) and he went into high alert, parent-lecture mode. He said 30 years ago, you would’ve been smart to quietly leave if he was around in a bar. I guess Art chilled over time, but my pops was very unsettled.

Winter is coming, keep that crazy bitch Danaerys away from King’s Landing. Even though she’s an OT 7. I don’t trust her.

I’m offended about you being offended against something I am not offended against, but would’ve been offended against if it had been one my peeps being offended about.

We talking skull or nuts here? Big difference.
There’s a lot of forgiveness in one spot, not much in the other.

Always, always, smell the milk after you open the carton. Because the first time that you don’t, you’re screwed. And school chocolate milk has a propensity to spoil faster than white milk. I learned a lot more important stuff later, but that’s what I learned in elementary school. Besides the fact that Irish nuns are brutal mfers.

Major in Physical Education instead of History/Political Science. Those PE coaches have it made.

I just wish he had a voice. He’s got a lot to say, and a lot of roasting to do, but all we hear is an end-stage emphysema patient.

Fuggin Porta Riggins

Reminds me of Ilse Koch, of Nazi fame:
Ilse Koch, tattoo aficionado