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If you're sole winner of tonight's jackpot, what will you do for SECR posters?
Posted on 1/13/16 at 8:49 am
Posted on 1/13/16 at 8:49 am
If I win, I will:
1. Force Chicken to allow private messaging.
2. Give every poster registered before today's date $100 cash to bribe their favorite recruit. Or keep it. Whatever. (This is when having a bunch of alters pays off.)
3. Buy a luxury suite in Atlanta for the SECCG each year and invite my favorite posters. Airfare, hotel, food, and alcohol included. (Right now T-Bird, KyleOrtonsMustache, FleaMarketBill, and Alahunter are in. Other spots are up for grabs.)
4. Provide a free doxxing service that will allow you to get to know your fellow posters better.
What will you do if you win?
1. Force Chicken to allow private messaging.
2. Give every poster registered before today's date $100 cash to bribe their favorite recruit. Or keep it. Whatever. (This is when having a bunch of alters pays off.)
3. Buy a luxury suite in Atlanta for the SECCG each year and invite my favorite posters. Airfare, hotel, food, and alcohol included. (Right now T-Bird, KyleOrtonsMustache, FleaMarketBill, and Alahunter are in. Other spots are up for grabs.)
4. Provide a free doxxing service that will allow you to get to know your fellow posters better.
What will you do if you win?
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Posted on 1/13/16 at 8:51 am to FleshEatingSalsa
Make Chicken an offer he can't refuse.
Then kick out every mouthy LSU fan who drops "This is an LSU site". Booyah.
Then kick out every mouthy LSU fan who drops "This is an LSU site". Booyah.
Posted on 1/13/16 at 8:56 am to FleshEatingSalsa
Buy the site, start allowing tasteful pron to be posted, and go on a ban rampage.
I'm talking Terms of EnRampagement.
I'm talking Terms of EnRampagement.
Posted on 1/13/16 at 8:57 am to FleshEatingSalsa
I'll post pictures of my Eastern European hookers and coke parties.
Posted on 1/13/16 at 9:01 am to FleshEatingSalsa
Ban ~85% of the people registered in the last 2 years.
Posted on 1/13/16 at 9:04 am to FleshEatingSalsa
I will stop posting because I'll have better things to do. You're welcome.
Posted on 1/13/16 at 9:13 am to FleshEatingSalsa
Hire hackers to find all of you and then send a team of pranksters to leave flaming poop at your porches.
Posted on 1/13/16 at 9:21 am to FleshEatingSalsa
Gloat and post pics of the money I give to liberal groups.
Posted on 1/13/16 at 9:29 am to BluegrassBelle
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Then kick out every mouthy LSU fan who drops "This is an LSU site". Booyah.
Posted on 1/13/16 at 9:31 am to FleshEatingSalsa
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what will you do for SECR posters?
Never let any of you know.
Posted on 1/13/16 at 9:48 am to RedPants
Probably a smart move.
Posted on 1/13/16 at 9:50 am to Iron Lion
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I will stop posting because I'll have better things to do.
I wouldnt stop psoting, but would probably only post on the Outdoor board and occasionally on the Auburn board for updates
Posted on 1/13/16 at 10:43 am to FleshEatingSalsa
Literally nothing.
Posted on 1/13/16 at 10:48 am to FleshEatingSalsa
Porn bomb like a motha!
Then send apology check to Chicken.
Then send apology check to Chicken.
Posted on 1/13/16 at 10:49 am to FleshEatingSalsa
I would post a gif of me wiping my arse with stacks of $100 bills. I would also burn a pile of Yeti coolers just because.
Posted on 1/13/16 at 11:12 am to slacker130
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I would also burn a pile of Yeti coolers just because.
I would get a yeti freezer/precooler with a big sticker for the OB
Posted on 1/13/16 at 11:35 am to FleshEatingSalsa
Buy mansions in my favorite places.
Host a bad arse AggyArk tailgate every year.
Host a bad arse AggyArk tailgate every year.
Posted on 1/13/16 at 11:37 am to FleshEatingSalsa
Don't forget about me man.
Posted on 1/13/16 at 11:49 am to FleshEatingSalsa
Change the name of the main website tigersdroppings to something else
Posted on 1/13/16 at 11:58 am to FleshEatingSalsa
I'll take a picture of me swimming in 800+ million bucks with a bunch of babes and post it on the rant.
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