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Posted on 10/1/17 at 8:24 pm
Posted on 10/1/17 at 8:24 pm
I just wanted to share. I was just on my patio, it's a quiet night with only the katydids doing their thing. I blasted a solid burrito fart that was loud enough to make the neighborhood dogs start barking.
I'm proud of this.
What is your best fart of all time?
I'm proud of this.
What is your best fart of all time?
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Posted on 10/1/17 at 8:44 pm to Central Pork
Gross, I'm an elitist liberal, I don't have gas.
Posted on 10/1/17 at 8:49 pm to Central Pork
Best all time was the one that made my five year old son laugh as hard and long as anyone ever has.
Posted on 10/1/17 at 8:53 pm to Central Pork
Posted on 10/1/17 at 9:03 pm to Central Pork
Dang that's bad.
Posted on 10/1/17 at 9:03 pm to Central Pork
Another memorable fart was several years ago. My wife and I were laying in bed and she had already dozed off. I blasted one that woke her up and she raised up and looked around. I didn't say anything.
Posted on 10/1/17 at 9:22 pm to Central Pork
All-time best belongs to my son. When he was eleven, he and his friends decided to light their farts. He was wearing polyester Nike shorts and let out a flame that burned a hole big enough to put his hand through. He was so proud. 
Posted on 10/1/17 at 11:45 pm to TT9
Avocado toast is proven to eliminate gas expulsion
Posted on 10/2/17 at 8:01 am to Central Pork
I cleared a drug store in Orange Beach. And I mean a full size CVS/Rite Aid drug store.
Pride
Posted on 10/2/17 at 5:31 pm to Central Pork
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I blasted a solid burrito fart that was loud enough to make the neighborhood dogs start barking.
Such a noob
The best are the SBD's, especially if you can walk past and crop dust a room and be out a few seconds before the scent sets in. Had a very good friend who did this at a major sports event in the richie rich area and watched while it lingered in the area for a good 15 min to 1/2 hour and watched some get physically ill. I saw the smile on his face and tried to get to a safe distance but still got skunked.
Posted on 10/2/17 at 7:19 pm to Cheese Grits
Posted on 10/2/17 at 7:26 pm to CNB
Carrots do it better.
Posted on 10/2/17 at 8:34 pm to Cheese Grits
SBD's are chicken shite, terroristic phenomena.
Posted on 10/2/17 at 9:05 pm to SafetySam
But oh so enjoyable, if only for oneself
Posted on 10/2/17 at 10:50 pm to Central Pork
Eating Indian food leads to some of the best aromatic farts.
Posted on 10/3/17 at 4:52 am to TT9
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Gross, I'm an elitist liberal, I don't have gas.
I'm an egalitarian liberal. And give me too much Indian food, and my farts smell like Bourbon St at 3 am.
Posted on 10/3/17 at 7:25 am to SafetySam
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SBD's are chicken shite, terroristic phenomena.
SBD's are the master trolls of the fart world. Cold, lead pipe cruelty in a world of sheep.
Posted on 10/3/17 at 12:08 pm to Cheese Grits
Find videos of King Assripper.
Posted on 10/3/17 at 1:38 pm to StatisticsMoron
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Find videos of King Assripper
That Google search revealed some amazing YouTubes!
Posted on 10/3/17 at 9:26 pm to SafetySam
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SBD's are chicken shite, terroristic phenomena.
You need to tell them about F-1's fart scale. Do it.
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