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Posted on 10/14/17 at 6:31 am to cbree88
Posted on 10/14/17 at 6:31 am to cbree88
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Farting in a plane is so wrong if you think about it. You're sitting in a can of pressurized air with like 200 other people.
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While SBD's crop dusting open range is OK. Any place where evacuation is impossible is off limits. Also, farts are gas and flammable. Kid I knew lit his arse on fire when lighting his farts. Wound up with 2nd degree burns and a trip to the ER.
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Posted on 10/14/17 at 7:37 am to TT9
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Gross, I'm an elitist liberal, I don't have gas.
Then you should love the smell of your own farts.
South Park - Smug Farts
Posted on 10/15/17 at 1:33 am to Central Pork
I made my wife throw up twice in 18 years. Plus another was so bad she threatened me with a divorce and sent me to the couch for 3 days.
This post was edited on 10/15/17 at 1:34 am
Posted on 10/15/17 at 12:32 pm to rantfan
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I made my wife throw up twice in 18 years. Plus another was so bad she threatened me with a divorce and sent me to the couch for 3 days.
That is impressive, bro.
Our local paper used to have a syndicated columnist named Dr. Gott, I believe, that answered medical questions from readers. A lady sent a letter expressing concern about why her husbands "gas" smelled so bad. She figured something was wrong. He answered in a scientific way explaining that the "gas" is methane that is produced as a natural part of digestion, and methane is actually an odorless, colorless gas. It gets the odor from "the company it keeps" in the colon. That cracked me up.
Posted on 10/18/17 at 1:13 pm to rantfan
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made my wife throw up twice in 18 years
Most impressive. I have never made someone throw up because of one of my farts.
Posted on 10/19/17 at 1:34 pm to Central Pork
I had one that changed octaves. A buddy was on the phone and bore witness to the greatness.
Posted on 10/19/17 at 2:09 pm to mtopdawg421
How is this thread still going 
Posted on 10/20/17 at 3:21 pm to mtopdawg421
Posted on 10/23/17 at 8:41 pm to Central Pork
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Posted on 11/15/17 at 8:13 pm to Central Pork
Another good one today. As I was writing a check to the guy that does our lawn work, I slipped an SBD. I got a whiff and about that time the guy checked the soles of his shoes. It was a dandy.
Posted on 11/22/17 at 8:13 pm to Central Pork
I let one out at work today and used a fan to blow it at some other people. I guess I’m just a jerk. Lol
Posted on 11/22/17 at 10:05 pm to cbree88
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