Sody Cracker

re: US versus Canada jobs over last 2 months

Posted by Sody Cracker on 10/9/26 at 2:33 pm to MrLSU

Carney is the model for the modern Canadian. Limp wristed, homo, liar, and sissy boy.

re: I had forgotten the Fort Hood shooter was paralyzed from the incident

Posted by Sody Cracker on 10/9/26 at 2:21 pm to ATrillionaire

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HEBRON, Ky. (AP) — Vice President JD Vance cast doubt on Friday whether the Pentagon will livestream the execution of Fort Hood shooter Nidal Malik Hasan in December but told reporters that if it is livestreamed, “I’m not going to be watching it.”

JD Vance makes it evident that we will never have another Trump and that's sad. He could've deflected but he just had to get in a sissy arse remark. He's not my choice.

re: Wife Attending Private Therapy a Breach of Trust?

Posted by Sody Cracker on 10/9/26 at 7:23 am to FIREAWAY

So she and you are paying some poor bastard to hear her say the same shite repeatedly. Hopefully the therapist won't kill himself.

re: What’s up with Talrico?

Posted by Sody Cracker on 10/8/26 at 8:02 pm to anc

I wouldn't be surprised if he reappears sporting a pair of teats. I am serious.

re: Cecelia Rose gets readjusted by a "doctor" (NSFW)

Posted by Sody Cracker on 10/6/26 at 5:54 pm to sqerty

A "doctor" wearing a tee shirt. She doesn't mind though.

re: Central Louisiana ICE Processing Center in Jena accused of abusing transexual detainees

Posted by Sody Cracker on 10/5/26 at 1:41 pm to Shexter

I was hoping to read that DHS was whipping their asses.

re: France exploded in migrant riots today, with schools burning down & churches targeted

Posted by Sody Cracker on 10/1/26 at 4:19 pm to Fun Bunch

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FYI: This will help Le Pen finally win

She better win because if she doesn't France will be a Muslim country sooner than later and the Muslims will have control of the nukes. She is their only chance.

re: The first Neiman Marcus is closing today

Posted by Sody Cracker on 9/30/26 at 9:43 am to TulaneLSU

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Yet together they possessed that mysterious quality that certain simple things acquire when encountered at the proper age and in the proper place.

I perfectly understand your impactful appreciation for Neiman Marcus. Your above quote applies to many dying memories of places now gone, such as The Donut Shop, City Drug Store, Grandpa's Restaurant, Globe Drug Store, and Royal Pharmacy. Each of these had its own personality.

re: F*** the MLB

Posted by Sody Cracker on 9/29/26 at 7:03 pm to soccerfüt

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The teacher brought a black and white 19” portable TV into the classroom and we watched baseball until the dismissal bell rang.

Same thing in Northeast Arkansas. What a great time to be a kid.

re: Why all the hate for Jewish people lately?

Posted by Sody Cracker on 9/29/26 at 6:55 am to VooDude

History shows that you got to hate someone, so why not them?

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re: Shoplifters are now using motorized shopping carts

Posted by Sody Cracker on 9/25/26 at 3:54 pm to SidetrackSilvera

I blame Albertson's. There's also an almost unbearable sewerage smell by the pharmacy that they can't get their arms around.

I hope you will reconsider your stance on the issue before someone refers to you as a crying left wing lunatic.

re: My exchange student needs your vote

Posted by Sody Cracker on 9/25/26 at 8:05 am to uppereast

Voted

re: ACTUAL Employment Interview Red Flags

Posted by Sody Cracker on 9/21/26 at 7:03 pm to SallysHuman

Falling asleep during the interview. I watched the dude fall asleep and was thoroughly entertained. He slept with his head on the table for an hour. We videoed the whole thing.

re: Zelensky Calls For Unconditional Ceasefire and Diplomacy

Posted by Sody Cracker on 9/21/26 at 5:39 pm to themunch

I don't have a caption but I do like Mean Marco better than other Marcos.

re: UK Reality TV Show Lays Out the Difference Between Men and Women.

Posted by Sody Cracker on 9/18/26 at 3:37 pm to SingleMalt1973

"Call the medics!"

Idiotic women. How about let them rot, then call a hearse.

re: Getting a Vasectomy

Posted by Sody Cracker on 9/18/26 at 12:27 pm to Burt Reynolds

Burt, I pledged to be a kinder and gentler poster so I'll not say what many others already have. You are terribly confused and need to sit down with your father and discuss the functions of your twig and berries.

re: Millions dropped from SNAP food assistance as funding faces September uncertainty

Posted by Sody Cracker on 9/14/26 at 3:27 pm to el Gaucho

They should eliminate food stamps and replace it with beer stamps for hardworking americans like me

Why do we help the poor when they will always be poor and most of them are not interested in doing anything to change their life? They just wait for the next handout. Help should be given to those who earn it, regardless of need.

re: Elk hunt

Posted by Sody Cracker on 9/14/26 at 7:23 am to wapitislayer

Looking forward to photos of your hunt.

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re: Trump pushes for reunification of Ireland - N Ireland, Scotland, Wales sign independence

Posted by Sody Cracker on 9/13/26 at 1:16 pm to imjustafatkid

He is. He's pushing against our "allies" who abandoned us in Iran.

You are correct. Also, the UK is an ally in name only and causes us more trouble than it's worth. Just my opinion.

re: Has anyone ever solved the problem of hard water stains on glass shower doors?

Posted by Sody Cracker on 9/12/26 at 7:51 am to Snipe

There is a product called Quick-Glo, sold by a Louisiana company. Sadly it seems to have gone out of business but I did find it still for sale from other sources.

If you find it buy the course and fine. I had a glass shower door that was seemingly ruined. The product worked perfectly.

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