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Posted on 3/1/13 at 11:32 am to HoLeInOnEr05
I just took a chunky swig from a Slim-Fast shake that expired in December. I think it's working.
Posted on 3/1/13 at 11:34 am to sorantable
Posted on 3/1/13 at 11:34 am to sorantable
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I just took a chunky swig from a Slim-Fast shake that expired in December. I think it's working.
Glad it's working for you.
Hope your intestines and stomach don't give out on you.
Posted on 3/1/13 at 11:34 am to mwlewis
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Awesome. Im so stressed I probably couldnt shite if I had to.
I have used the food poisoning excuse to my profit many times when I realized I fricked up and forgot something. It's really the perfect explanation. It comes on quickly and with a vengeance, it only lasts a couple of days, it prevents you from escaping your bathroom for more than 15 or 20 minutes at a time, and aside from shitting and puking all over the place there aren't really any symptoms.
Posted on 3/1/13 at 11:36 am to Robot Santa
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I have used the food poisoning excuse to my profit many times when I realized I fricked up and forgot something. It's really the perfect explanation. It comes on quickly and with a vengeance, it only lasts a couple of days, it prevents you from escaping your bathroom for more than 15 or 20 minutes at a time, and aside from shitting and puking all over the place there aren't really any symptoms.
I'd be lying if I said I hadn't done the same
Posted on 3/1/13 at 11:41 am to sorantable
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I just took a chunky swig from a Slim-Fast shake that expired in December. I think it's working.
It's working for me, I got a wave of nausea when I read this.
Posted on 3/1/13 at 11:43 am to Arkla Missy
Same here
Posted on 3/1/13 at 11:45 am to Robot Santa
They said the could write me an excuse for today but not yeaterday. You think if i put on the petition i was too sick to go yeaterday they woul let me make up the test.
Posted on 3/1/13 at 11:46 am to sorantable
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I just took a chunky swig from a Slim-Fast shake that expired in December. I think it's working.
This is nature's way of letting you know you shouldn't be drinking that crap.
Posted on 3/1/13 at 11:49 am to mwlewis
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They said the could write me an excuse for today but not yeaterday. You think if i put on the petition i was too sick to go yeaterday they woul let me make up the test.
Say you woke up puking yesterday morning and literally couldn't go more than 10 minutes without running back to the bathroom, so you waited until today to go to the doctor. Then hope.
Most undergrad professors (Flying Spaghetti Monster help you if you are in grad/professional school) are pretty understanding with the fact that shite happens. I'd e-mail immediately though. The longer you wait the smellier your bullshite becomes.
Posted on 3/1/13 at 11:50 am to HoLeInOnEr05
It's what I do best.
Posted on 3/1/13 at 11:52 am to mwlewis
Email now... your window of opportunity is closing
Posted on 3/1/13 at 12:01 pm to lurkr
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Hi Belle - Jonesie giving you a break, or making you fix a sammich?
Sorry, I was watching First Take. He actually had to go to class.
Posted on 3/1/13 at 12:10 pm to BluegrassBelle
Catching a break and resting up for the afternoon session.
Posted on 3/1/13 at 12:26 pm to lurkr
Almost missed my opertunity.
It's the fist of month
Get up get up get up
It's the first of the month
Wake up wake up wake up
Cash yo checks and come on.
It's the fist of month
Get up get up get up
It's the first of the month
Wake up wake up wake up
Cash yo checks and come on.
This post was edited on 3/1/13 at 12:28 pm
Posted on 3/1/13 at 12:51 pm to Analyze That
the drinks have started last of the old seagrams and tea 
Posted on 3/1/13 at 12:53 pm to lurkr
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It's the fist of month
Posted on 3/1/13 at 12:55 pm to sorantable
Yeah that was bothering me
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