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re: Dinner Delight - It's the weekend!

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Posted by lurkr
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Posted on 3/1/13 at 10:24 am to
My FIL use to say you should beat them once a week even if they don't need it, just because.
Posted by memphisplaya
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 3/1/13 at 10:30 am to
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#ChokeABitch


Special appearance by Courtny Upshaw
Posted by MsGarrison
Steele Town LOL
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Posted on 3/1/13 at 10:37 am to

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Happys

Is that in BR?
Posted by 15sammy34
Auburn, AL
Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 3/1/13 at 10:42 am to
Hell I went in saying I had a stomach virus and found out I had congestion deep in my chest.
Posted by Rig
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Posted on 3/1/13 at 10:45 am to
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Hell I went in saying I had a stomach virus and found out I had congestion deep in my chest.
That's so typical
Posted by HoLeInOnEr05
Middle of the fairway
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Posted on 3/1/13 at 10:46 am to
Women.... SMH!
Posted by heartbreakTiger
grinding for my grinders
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Posted on 3/1/13 at 10:54 am to
Thanks riglet. I asked the admins for you to be riglet as a birthday present
Posted by heartbreakTiger
grinding for my grinders
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Posted on 3/1/13 at 10:54 am to
Yea in br
Posted by memphisplaya
Member since Jan 2009
85828 posts
Posted on 3/1/13 at 10:55 am to
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Is that in BR?


Yeah. Owned by the guys that started Walkons.

There are several in BR. All the bar girls wear short catholic school girl skirts.
Posted by Rig
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Posted on 3/1/13 at 11:05 am to
Posted by mwlewis
JeffCo
Member since Nov 2010
21224 posts
Posted on 3/1/13 at 11:21 am to
So the test I was supposed to have today was yesterday. frick. My. Life.

I just came to the student health center. Anybody got any ideas wht I can tell them i had yesterday so i can get an excuse and make up the test?
Posted by 15sammy34
Auburn, AL
Member since Oct 2011
16137 posts
Posted on 3/1/13 at 11:23 am to
Diarrhea is one thing you can always get away with.
Posted by Rig
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Posted on 3/1/13 at 11:24 am to
Nausea
Posted by mwlewis
JeffCo
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 3/1/13 at 11:24 am to
Planned on that and adding in possible fever and dehydration. Anything else?
Posted by 15sammy34
Auburn, AL
Member since Oct 2011
16137 posts
Posted on 3/1/13 at 11:26 am to
Normally once I say bad diarrhea they quit asking many questions and I get an excuse quickly.
Posted by mwlewis
JeffCo
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 3/1/13 at 11:27 am to
Got it. I just hope i can bullshite them enough to get an excuse so i can petition to make up the test. Im fricked if I cant
Posted by Robot Santa
Member since Oct 2009
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Posted on 3/1/13 at 11:28 am to
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I just came to the student health center. Anybody got any ideas wht I can tell them i had yesterday so i can get an excuse and make up the test?



Food poisoning. They can't test for it and they aren't going to sit around waiting on you to shite and puke.
Posted by Mr.Sinister
South Carolina
Member since Dec 2012
4956 posts
Posted on 3/1/13 at 11:30 am to
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Food poisoning. They can't test for it and they aren't going to sit around waiting on you to shite and puke.



I would go with this... just say you had lunch with some friends at the ghetto chinese joint...

Then not only do you get a excuse but a apology

Profit!
Posted by mwlewis
JeffCo
Member since Nov 2010
21224 posts
Posted on 3/1/13 at 11:30 am to
Awesome. Im so stressed I probably couldnt shite if I had to.
Posted by memphisplaya
Member since Jan 2009
85828 posts
Posted on 3/1/13 at 11:30 am to
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Food poisoning. They can't test for it and they aren't going to sit around waiting on you to shite and puke.


This. Usually gone within a day too. Just tell them you ate bad sushi.
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