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re: Alabama is the worst Southern state

Posted on 12/29/23 at 10:28 pm to
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache
Krystal Baller
Member since Jan 2008
4953 posts
Posted on 12/29/23 at 10:28 pm to
K. Keep me posted.
Posted by bubba35741
Member since Sep 2011
889 posts
Posted on 12/29/23 at 10:30 pm to
We did give you those checkerboard endzones that you so love....
Posted by hwnd
( O_o)
Member since Apr 2010
8114 posts
Posted on 12/29/23 at 10:31 pm to
Way to go. You typed a bunch of shite no one read.
Posted by LSUTigresFan
Austin
Member since Mar 2013
790 posts
Posted on 12/29/23 at 10:31 pm to
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Mardi Gras originated in Mobile, Al


That is actually up for debate.
Posted by Toadman005
America
Member since Nov 2023
303 posts
Posted on 12/29/23 at 10:33 pm to
No it isn’t.

Posted by Bamadog75
Alabama
Member since Mar 2017
1273 posts
Posted on 12/29/23 at 10:33 pm to
I pray that every state feels the way you do. The less idiots moving here the better. I love that everyone hates our state. Just more beautiful room us.
Posted by LSUTigresFan
Austin
Member since Mar 2013
790 posts
Posted on 12/29/23 at 10:35 pm to
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No it isn’t.



Yes, it is.
Posted by Toadman005
America
Member since Nov 2023
303 posts
Posted on 12/29/23 at 10:37 pm to
Yeah, the same way the result of the Revolutionary War is up for debate…or which country landed on the moon.

Posted by BlindedMeWithScience
Member since Jun 2023
2302 posts
Posted on 12/29/23 at 10:41 pm to
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Way to go. You typed a bunch of shite no one read.


The responses beg to differ
Posted by AlaCowboy
North Alabama
Member since Dec 2011
6945 posts
Posted on 12/29/23 at 10:55 pm to
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Anything Alabama claims as their own is stolen from another Southern state. Their attempt at Mardi Gras is pathetic and everyone knows that Mardi Gras should only be celebrated in Louisiana.


The first Mardi Gras was in Mobile in 1703. Some French explorers landed in a marsh near the mouth of the Mississippi River and named it Point du Mardi Gras in 1699, but Mobile held the first Mardi Gras 15 years before New Orleans was settled.
You should research before you embarrass yourself.
Posted by coachcrisp
pensacola, fl
Member since Jun 2012
30600 posts
Posted on 12/29/23 at 10:59 pm to
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First of all, Alabama has no unique culture. Anything Alabama claims as their own is stolen from another Southern state. Their attempt at Mardi Gras is pathetic and everyone knows that Mardi Gras should only be celebrated in Louisiana.
"While originating in Mobile, the Mardi Gras celebration quickly spread to other locations throughout the Gulf Coast. Mobile's Mardi Gras reputation as an major tourist attraction is reaching international proportions."

You're one pathetically stupid bastard...
Posted by Nitro Express
Gulf Coast
Member since Jul 2018
16176 posts
Posted on 12/29/23 at 11:00 pm to
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BlindedMeWithScience


This guy is definitely vaccinated.
Posted by BlindedMeWithScience
Member since Jun 2023
2302 posts
Posted on 12/29/23 at 11:01 pm to
And then he said:
quote:

Mobile's Mardi Gras reputation as an major tourist attraction is reaching international proportions

Posted by Diego Ricardo
Alabama
Member since Dec 2020
5928 posts
Posted on 12/29/23 at 11:01 pm to
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First of all, Alabama has no unique culture. Anything Alabama claims as their own is stolen from another Southern state. Their attempt at Mardi Gras is pathetic and everyone knows that Mardi Gras should only be celebrated in Louisiana.


I believe Alabama’s predates Louisiana’s. Not looking that up. You’re the one who wrote the essay so go get some citations.
Posted by BlindedMeWithScience
Member since Jun 2023
2302 posts
Posted on 12/29/23 at 11:04 pm to
Another one

Posted by Sev09
Nantucket
Member since Feb 2011
15562 posts
Posted on 12/29/23 at 11:05 pm to
Florida
Texas
Alabama
Georgia
Louisiana
Mississippi
Posted by Chad4Bama
Member since Sep 2020
5690 posts
Posted on 12/29/23 at 11:06 pm to
Every state has nice places. Every state has shitholes.

Posted by Bamabelle in GA
marietta
Member since Sep 2010
106 posts
Posted on 12/29/23 at 11:06 pm to
?????????? Spend my dollar!
Posted by Tantal
Member since Sep 2012
14015 posts
Posted on 12/29/23 at 11:17 pm to
My experiences in Alabama have always been positive. Louisiana and Mississippi OTOH are complete shitholes that should be burned to the ground, annexed by Texas, then rebuilt properly.
Posted by AUTiger789
Birmingham, AL
Member since Apr 2022
1595 posts
Posted on 12/29/23 at 11:19 pm to
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Anything Alabama claims as their own is stolen from another Southern state. Their attempt at Mardi Gras is pathetic and everyone knows that Mardi Gras should only be celebrated in Louisiana.


Mardi Gras is better in Louisiana but it started in Alabama. Sorry, history is what it is.

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The only parts of Alabama that don't look like Haiti are a stone's throw from another state.


You’ve obviously not been to OTM Birmingham… one of the largest concentrations of sheer wealth not on the East coast or in California. This area has more old money than about 2 dozen other metro areas with a larger population.

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The Southern econonic boom has left Alabama in the dark because its residents are too backwoods for the 21st century. It is a century behind Tennessee, Georgia, and Florida


Alabama was 11th in growth between 2022-2023… ahead of Louisiana and Mississippi of course, but also ahead of Arkansas, Missouri, Kentucky and 34 other states.

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P.S. mayonnaise doesn't belong on bbq


Another Alabama original that is unique to the state… thanks for ending you post on a note that shows you’re completely full of shite.
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