KyleOrtonsMustache

Went from $5000 checks to amnesty in the blink of an election

Bama never gets any calls

LSU holds every play

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This is Pat prepping to leave and call games with Joe Buck next season because his gameday bit has gotten stale.

You're telling me you can't jerk off on an unaware stranger anymore?? Thanks Obama.

No one could ever make me hate Demeco Ryans.

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There are no embarrassing areas that yiu are trying to insinuate and everyone knows what you're doing.

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You've obviously never been to Green Circle or Deerfield. But yeah, cops in Northport are the worst and Pete wasn't up to nefarious stuff.

The new scam is to always stay enrolled so your payments are always deferred.

"They'll give you way more than you need, so why not?" was the exact quote on a TikTok from an educated queen.

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He's also too expensive to drop passes that a golden retriever could catch with his nut sack

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The sheer size of balls needed to catch a football would render the dog immobile. Route running will suffer as a result.

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She's good looking

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Stop.

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she's a literal neo-Nazi

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I can only get so erect.

No. I only drink Fight Milk.

For bodyguards, by bodyguards.