KyleOrtonsMustache
| Favorite team: | Purdue  |
| Location: | Krystal Baller |
| Biography: | |
| Interests: | |
| Occupation: | Musican |
| Number of Posts: | 4947 |
| Registered on: | 1/20/2008 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: Most dangerous places in SEC country New Orleans, Memphis or Walker County Alabama?
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 4/16/24 at 10:27 pm
Walker county isn’t bad unless you mess with the wrong people or hang out in Beat 10. ...
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re: Have you ever had to fire someone over their pets?
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 4/12/24 at 10:35 am
Never mention the dogs again. They are a nonfactor.
1. Write her up for poor job performance.
2. Write out a plan for her to improve her work.
3.She either gets with the program or gets gone. ...
re: MIght be trouble in T-Town
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 4/10/24 at 11:00 am
DJ Durkin killed a kid...
re: Connecticut is actually a pretty state. Alabama on the other hand...
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 4/6/24 at 9:20 pm
Connecticut is beautiful but Alabama crushes them in biodiversity.
In between all of the dollar generals there are 64 different terrestrial ecosystems and 77,000 miles of waterways. ...
re: Worst "crime" did you commit in HS?
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 3/30/24 at 4:34 pm
Selling weed and taking drugs ...
re: Updated: Significant and Semi-significant bball wins...
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 3/29/24 at 9:15 am
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re: You guys realize by December that Bama will never talk smack again in any sport?
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 3/24/24 at 4:56 pm
Some dude had this same thought after Frank Thomas left in 1946....
re: CLEMSON is SEC
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 3/21/24 at 9:24 am
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re: John Hinkley, Jr., who shot Ronald Reagan, claims he is a victim of cancel culture.
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 3/21/24 at 9:09 am
Hinkley is a record holder for horny. To shoot a president so Jodi Foster would notice you is wild. ...
re: A comprehensive compilation of Alabama fan violence over the years
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 3/20/24 at 8:49 pm
Careful. Your brain may get gentrified with the amount of real estate Bama owns. ...
re: Luther Luke Campbell says Saban is a racist..
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 3/20/24 at 7:33 pm
When I seek opinions on social and/or racial issues, I always turn to the scholar that wrote “Pop that Pussy”.
Thank you Uncle Luke. ...
re: South Carolina FB has Fallen to a New Low.
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 3/20/24 at 5:01 pm
Say what you want about Shula the coach but as a QB he beat Ohio State, USC and Notre Dame and then married a bad bitch :pimp:
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re: Kadyn Proctor expected to leave Iowa, return to Alabama
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 3/20/24 at 4:53 am
[quote]Because he was.
Weakest link On offense but don't ask anyone
Just go Google a few games
& watch him giving up sacks.
Many were his fault but ultimately others were Milroes
Fault for taking too long in the
Pocket.[/quote]
One hell of a poem ...
re: Kadyn Proctor expected to leave Iowa, return to Alabama
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 3/19/24 at 6:51 pm
You’ll never guilt trip me
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re: Peeing sitting down/standing up distribution curve
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 3/19/24 at 8:14 am
I lay prone across the bowl to piss.
Where is your god now? ...
re: Have your ever been profiled by the cops?
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 3/12/24 at 11:00 am
Yeah. I had a 1990 Toyota Camry with about 3 million Grateful Dead stickers on the back. Was pulled over and searched on a three occasions. Each time was for some stupid reason like not signaling a lane change, or driving 38 in a 35.
I always declined the search and they would make we wait on the ...
re: Can anyone explain Alabama fans’ infatuation with using French heritage as an insult?
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 3/11/24 at 8:36 am
For the record, I love the French. Our oldest ally. LaFayette. Napoleon. Joseph Joffre. WWI absolutely buttfricked them for 2 generations at least. The joke about them being pussies is largely false if you know history.
But yeah, posting about weak French bloodlines in a thread where people are c...
re: You can stop saying “wife/daughter(no pics)”.
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 3/9/24 at 9:44 am
[quote]hog wives[/quote]
That’s my fetish...
re: The white dial speedmaster just dropped
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 3/5/24 at 2:52 pm
[quote]I saw this and it does look beautiful but speedies always feel so large on the wrist[/quote]
I agree. I've had a reduced for years and love it. Wish they would make them again. ...
re: Ranking SEC State flags
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 3/4/24 at 10:18 am
Alabama should be 2 behind SC. Just a beautifully simple design. Looks good hanging both vertically or horizontally. They basically took a surrender flag and drew a big red X on it as a frick you to everyone. ...
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