KyleOrtonsMustache
| Favorite team: | Purdue  |
| Location: | Krystal Baller |
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| Occupation: | Musican |
| Number of Posts: | 5148 |
| Registered on: | 1/20/2008 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: “My child isn’t picky. His brain just won’t let him try new foods”
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 11/3/25 at 11:48 am to cbree88
My now 20 year old would not eat his blackeye peas for lunch one day. He was around 5 years old. He sat at the table until dinner and would not eat them then. He went to bed and I reheated them for breakfast and he would not eat them then.
At that point he won the war. All it took was one girlfriend in HS to say that blackeye peas were good and he tried them.
He's still stubborn AF
At that point he won the war. All it took was one girlfriend in HS to say that blackeye peas were good and he tried them.
He's still stubborn AF
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re: Signs that your wife/GF is cheating on IG?
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 11/3/25 at 10:50 am to The Silverback
post IG username and I will send her dick pics and update you on her response.
re: What would Tennessee fans do if Heupel leaves for LSU?
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 11/3/25 at 9:45 am to WildcatMike
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What would Tennessee fans do if Heupel leaves for LSU?
I can't say for sure, but I bet they paint that damn rock.
re: In 4 years Mike Shula recruited only one 5 star at Alabama Andre Smith.
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 10/22/25 at 7:19 am to TheFourHorsemen
You could never make me hate Mike Shula. He came to Bama when no one else would, under the worst possible circumstances, and did his best to stabilize the program. Add that to his drive as QB against Georgia and his drive to set up Tiffins kick in the Iron Bowl and everyone can shut the frick up about Mike at Bama.
re: Serraneaux wife caught on video getting arrested at Bryant Denny last night.
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 10/19/25 at 8:29 pm to Rick Naban
IWNHI
re: Instant coffee is better than drip?
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 10/17/25 at 3:07 pm to DesScorp
I take instant starbucks when I go backpacking. It's decent and the little individual packs are handy. But I don't see myself making the change from drip on a daily basis.
re: Memphis has good barbecue and music but is otherwise a shithole.
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 10/17/25 at 9:50 am to Uga Alum
Don't disrespect the Bass Pro Shop Pyramid
re: Americans in the southeast of the US have a 20 year shorter life expectancy
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 10/10/25 at 10:43 am to Street Hawk
As a Bama fan, I am claiming this as a National Championship.
re: Whiny coworkers
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 10/7/25 at 9:43 am to BluegrassCardinal
I feel bad for you. I hate a bad attitude at work. I leave job postings for other companies on their desk, with a note that says something like "This looks like a dream job". The last one just took a job with a chemical company and life has been so much better around the office for everyone.
re: Me, when the receipt actually prints @ the pump at the gas station.
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 9/19/25 at 7:38 am to dstone12
The Circle K I go to never has paper. If you go inside, they’ve got one guy working and the rest is self checkout. The dude never looks at anyone because he doesn’t want to do shite. Literally saw a lady throw a penny at him because she wanted cigarettes and he wouldn’t look up when she said “Excuse me” three times.
So, I just take pics of the digital display and turn those in to the bookkeeper. If we get audited (idk how that shite works) and I have to pay it back, I’ll just burn the gas station down.
So, I just take pics of the digital display and turn those in to the bookkeeper. If we get audited (idk how that shite works) and I have to pay it back, I’ll just burn the gas station down.
re: Disney's ABC is pulling Jimmy Kimmel indefinitely after Charlie Kirk comments (update)
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 9/17/25 at 7:27 pm to karmew32
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Kimmel had one of the best late-night talk shows in history.
re: 13 years since little Alexander passed.
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 9/13/25 at 12:13 pm to prplhze2000
I have a 17 year old with HRHS. I remember Alexander vividly and thought of him the other day at our annual check up.
re: BLM leader rides scooter thru vigil for Charlie Kirk last night shouting "f Charlie Kirk
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 9/11/25 at 8:20 am to SemperFiDawg
There's like 4 black people in the entire state of Idaho and a BLM leader shows up to ruin a vigil for a slain right wing influencer.
Clearly the glowies are trying to start a civil war to cover the crimes of elite pedophiles.
Clearly the glowies are trying to start a civil war to cover the crimes of elite pedophiles.
re: Apparently the new TikTok trend is going around campuses including at LSU
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 9/10/25 at 11:47 am to nicholastiger
If pissing wherever and whenever is wrong then what point is there in having the bill of rights?
re: Lately I have been fascinated by the concept of spaces
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 9/5/25 at 3:17 pm to weagle1999
All spaces exist in other spaces
re: Meanwhile at the Family Dollar
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 8/25/25 at 12:06 pm to Wolfhound45
re: How many of yall have been sued? Divorce not considered
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 8/25/25 at 8:43 am to Gee Grenouille
Once for a no-fault accident in which the other lady wouldn't settle for $3,000 (because no one was at fault on the police report) so the judge eventually dismissed it and she got nothing.
As an officer of my company I've been in on slip and falls, auto accidents, wrongful termination, and one weird fair reporting credit act lawsuits.
The overarching theme of these have been that the lawyers on both sides just drag it out as long as possible and settle.
Except, in the case of the wrongful termination, where once we provided the employee file it was dropped because he was an absolute nightmare of an employee.
In the FRCA one the lawyer for the lady actually told our lawyer he wouldn't win and we got a summary judgement. Some credit repair company apparently contracted him and once he saw everything he was like "this is BS". I actually knew him through some friends so it was funny seeing his name on the inital filing.
As an officer of my company I've been in on slip and falls, auto accidents, wrongful termination, and one weird fair reporting credit act lawsuits.
The overarching theme of these have been that the lawyers on both sides just drag it out as long as possible and settle.
Except, in the case of the wrongful termination, where once we provided the employee file it was dropped because he was an absolute nightmare of an employee.
In the FRCA one the lawyer for the lady actually told our lawyer he wouldn't win and we got a summary judgement. Some credit repair company apparently contracted him and once he saw everything he was like "this is BS". I actually knew him through some friends so it was funny seeing his name on the inital filing.
re: Smashed a large fam…
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 8/22/25 at 4:18 pm to Wildcat98USA
What was his name?
re: Tiffani Thiessen with a viral video tweet!…I’m here for it!!!!!
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 8/20/25 at 5:04 pm to WildcatMike
No one could ever make me hate Kelly Kapowski
re: Wife going back to work this weekend..
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 8/7/25 at 12:02 pm to LakeCharlesPirate
My wife (she's never been photographed) is a RN. She went back to work after our first (he's 20 now) and left me alone with him for every night basically. I had no clue how to do anything, but I learned quickly and it remains one of the best two year stretches of my life. Just an absolute blast stacking blocks and throwing balls and all kinds of stupid stuff.
Then we had another kid and it was double the fun but double the work.
Then we had another kid and it was double the fun but double the work.
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