KyleOrtonsMustache
| Favorite team: | Purdue  |
| Location: | Krystal Baller |
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| Occupation: | Musican |
| Number of Posts: | 5110 |
| Registered on: | 1/20/2008 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: Difference between male porn and female porn......
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 6/10/25 at 10:34 pm
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women climax
Mythology has no place here
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re: Chess: Who here plays it?
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 6/10/25 at 12:47 pm
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Is Magnus considered tGOAT in the computer era?
For most people, yes. But he would be great in any era. He's incredible.
re: Chess: Who here plays it?
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 6/10/25 at 9:04 am
I've played for years. I haven't done a tournament in 15 years though and doubt I could beat someone rated above 1400.
As others have mentioned, chess.com is a good place to learn and get games in.
I read, "How To Play Better Chess" when I was starting out. It's by a guy named Reinfeld. It breaks down opening, middle and end game strategy. There are plenty of good books, but your kid may be like mine and doesn't like to read.
He needs to play and notate his games. Because the only way to get good at chess is to lose at chess (a lot) and learn from losing. You can do all of that online now, but online doesn't have the same feel (to me) as in person games.
If he can make it though the losing portion of learning, he will have years of fun ahead of him.
As others have mentioned, chess.com is a good place to learn and get games in.
I read, "How To Play Better Chess" when I was starting out. It's by a guy named Reinfeld. It breaks down opening, middle and end game strategy. There are plenty of good books, but your kid may be like mine and doesn't like to read.
He needs to play and notate his games. Because the only way to get good at chess is to lose at chess (a lot) and learn from losing. You can do all of that online now, but online doesn't have the same feel (to me) as in person games.
If he can make it though the losing portion of learning, he will have years of fun ahead of him.
re: Does anyone here play chess?
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 6/3/25 at 10:06 am
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What’s your favorite opening?
Evan's Gambit if I'm playing white
Sicilian if I'm playing black
re: What age did you stop jerking off?
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 6/3/25 at 8:20 am
You can't expect to hit a good drive if you don't practice at the range.
re: Who here has used an outhouse?
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 6/2/25 at 1:22 pm
I have. My grandparents church had one and I had to use it anytime I went to church with them. So, probably once a month.
They didn't get indoor plumbing at the church until 1995 when I attended to get a bible for graduating High School.
They didn't get indoor plumbing at the church until 1995 when I attended to get a bible for graduating High School.
re: Finding group health insurance a small company question
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 6/2/25 at 11:05 am
My company has 117 employees and about half are on our insurance plan. The company who handles all of our other (non-medical) insurance put together an good package. I'm sure whatever carrier you have will have a benefits department that would do the same. I would start with them.
We didn't switch this year. It was too close to renewal time to iron everything out, but we will next year. It was quite a good bit of savings for the company and the insured.
We didn't switch this year. It was too close to renewal time to iron everything out, but we will next year. It was quite a good bit of savings for the company and the insured.
re: I don't know how regular folk get by with multiple kids. The cost is absurd.
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 6/1/25 at 12:57 pm
I’ve got a 20, 17 and 14 year old.
Wait until you get into car insurance and college.
However, I’d do it again in a heartbeat.
Wait until you get into car insurance and college.
However, I’d do it again in a heartbeat.
re: When the frick did Memorial Day become a day where people lecture others on the meaning?
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 5/26/25 at 2:27 pm
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Shut the frick up
Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man
re: REMEMBER
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 5/26/25 at 12:07 pm
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RMEMBER
NVR FRGT
re: When did kids sports snack bags and kids bday party favor bags start?
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 5/23/25 at 10:55 am
I'm Gen X. I remember going to some parent's trunk and getting capri suns out of a cooler while a dad (who was smoking a cig) passed out little debbies after every little league game. They rotated parents, but the capri sun and little debbie never changed.
None of my friends gave party favors.
None of my friends gave party favors.
re: I’m in heaven now! Gumps are now back to average in football!
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 5/22/25 at 3:04 pm
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They act like the sky isn’t falling! They hired a poor man’s Urban Meyer! If it weren’t for the talent that Saban accumulated they would have been a 5 win team this past year. Always remember this, Miles went 10-2 with Saban recruits. What was Alabama record this year? After all, Les took over a 8-5 team. “Poor man’s Urban” took over a playoff team who hadn’t won less than10 games in a season for over a decade! Good luck to your Gumps. Short of getting lucky with Bear and Saban y’all are pedestrian. Louisiana > than Alabama! LSU baseball is > than Bama football. We’re still relevant ater the last 35 years. Y’all aren’t!
ChatGPT summary of this post:
Please bro, LSU is great.
Bama sucks. LSU good..
Please notice LSU.
Notice LSU Senpai!!!!!
re: Diddy should go to prison forever.
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 5/13/25 at 9:11 am
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TMZ reported the male escort was instructed to pee on Cassie, at Diddy's request.
I'm sorry. I thought this was America.
re: Catholics answer to the Pope
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 5/8/25 at 1:40 pm
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the Boss
Bruce Springsteen sucks.
re: there are NO consequences in school anymore at all, it is a joke
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 5/8/25 at 9:49 am
Maybe for some, but my kids will have hell to pay from me if any of that happened.
re: David Wee Roth makes his triumphant return to the stage
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 5/7/25 at 8:27 am
I lost my virginity while Van Halen II was playing. Made it all the way to track 3 "Outta Love Again". She was a sweetheart about the 5 or so mins it took.
No one will ever make me hate Diamond Dave.
No one will ever make me hate Diamond Dave.
re: The N word at a children's playground and $311k (and counting) (NSFW)
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 5/2/25 at 3:20 pm
re: Biker Gangs
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 4/29/25 at 3:27 pm
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Biker Gangs
They've been real quiet since I found out I could frick them up with some grass clippings scattered in the roadway.
re: What do politicians want to accomplish by doing this?
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 4/25/25 at 10:46 am
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What is the end game here?
Conscription of the migrants when WWIII begins.
re: California golf course goes viral for parking lot affair
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 4/23/25 at 8:21 am
.This is not the America George Washington envisioned. Meeting your side piece in the parking lot of a golf course and banging in the car is why we had a revolution.
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