KyleOrtonsMustache
| Favorite team: | Purdue  |
| Location: | Krystal Baller |
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| Occupation: | Musican |
| Number of Posts: | 5175 |
| Registered on: | 1/20/2008 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: Folks Who Only Shower At Night
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 2/10/26 at 9:12 am to Hoyt
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How do you function the next day?
I normally jack off while my coffee is brewing.
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re: Know anyone that makes any money off of social media?
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 2/8/26 at 7:30 am to Prominentwon
Guy on my street has over 800k tik tok followers and does hvac content. Idk how much he makes but he’s got some nice toys he’s bought recently.
He’s a pretty cool guy but idk him that well.
He’s a pretty cool guy but idk him that well.
re: Chinese hotels are secretly streaming guests having sex
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 2/6/26 at 3:26 pm to DesScorp
I found mine and my wife’s video from our recent trip.
If you want to search it was called “Man and Woman Missionary Style for 3 mins” A good 2 mins of it is me snoring after I’m done.
If you want to search it was called “Man and Woman Missionary Style for 3 mins” A good 2 mins of it is me snoring after I’m done.
re: Pain. The kind that comes from teen daughter growing up.
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 1/28/26 at 10:49 am to Tempratt
I've got a 15 year old daughter. I miss when she was younger and my little buddy, but I love watching her navigate through life as a confident young lady. She's an excellent kid and while she seems to forget I exist at times, she will give me glimpses of the little girl who wouldn't let go of my hand for hours at a time.
If that's all I get for the rest of my life, I will die happy.
If that's all I get for the rest of my life, I will die happy.
re: Best nicotine pouches ?
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 1/26/26 at 8:53 am to Tha crook
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I like rogues
I like Rogue too but every fourth can I get has at least one busted pack inside of it. Well, not busted, but not sealed all the way on one end.
Is that common with other brands?
re: ‘Clerk has receipt’
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 1/22/26 at 10:33 pm to weagle1999
I think it’s the fact that most stations have one dude working a shift a they’re usually a recovering/active addict or an old person so they can’t/don’t refill the receipt paper.
I have to turn in receipts for my company card. If it doesn’t print I take a pic of the pump display and turn it in with everything else.
I have to turn in receipts for my company card. If it doesn’t print I take a pic of the pump display and turn it in with everything else.
re: Don Lemon Captures Anti-ICE Protesters Confronting Minneapolis Pastor in Chaotic Scene
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 1/19/26 at 10:07 am to pistolpete23
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Don Lemon Captures Anti-ICE Protesters Confronting Minneapolis Pastor in Chaotic Scene
If it glows, you know....it's a classic CIA acceleration tactic.
re: People that go to places and don’t try the local cuisine
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 1/15/26 at 8:41 am to ClemsonKitten
Those people are weird, I love local cuisine. I've tried McDonald's in 47 states and in 8 different countries.
re: For those of you who don't know, I am a 4th generation farmer.
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 1/9/26 at 9:17 am to Tunasntigers92
My family is an 8th generation farm. Been on the same couple of thousand acers (not counting leased land) since the 1820's. Mainly row crops like cotton, corn, and beans now but we've done cattle, chicken and hogs in my lifetime. We own a gin too.
Bean prices have been lower than they are today, Same for corn and cotton. Back in like 2008 cotton spot price closed at .45 once. A couple of years later it was 1.95. I'm not sure about livestock since Tyson and Smithfield pretty much ran us out of business I quit paying attention to it.
Anyway....everything is fine. It's almost like you have up and down years all the time.
John Deere being bitches is a bigger issue for us these days.
Bean prices have been lower than they are today, Same for corn and cotton. Back in like 2008 cotton spot price closed at .45 once. A couple of years later it was 1.95. I'm not sure about livestock since Tyson and Smithfield pretty much ran us out of business I quit paying attention to it.
Anyway....everything is fine. It's almost like you have up and down years all the time.
John Deere being bitches is a bigger issue for us these days.
re: Greatest Warriors in History
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 1/8/26 at 2:02 pm to Mingo Was His NameO
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Steph Curry
Honorable mention: Barron Davis
Gonna have to go with Latrell Sprewell for his hand to hand combat skills alone
re: Utah’s new DUI laws-“no alcohol sales” on license
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 1/7/26 at 10:30 am to dyslexiateechur
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alcohol salsa
Weird name for tequila but ok.
re: Family issues… I need help
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 1/6/26 at 3:26 pm to fightin tigers
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Baw Paw pt 2
Electric Boogaloo: Pop Won't Stop
re: Next time you want sex, show this to your SO.
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 12/26/25 at 10:42 am to AncientTiger
This was difficult to masturbate to. Not impossible, but difficult.
re: I’ve seen the Movie, it doesn’t end well for the Non-Jihadists vs the jihadists
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 12/26/25 at 9:52 am to GatorOnAnIsland
People forget that Spain was under Islamic rule for 700 years.
It's never over until the Lord says so.
It's never over until the Lord says so.
re: Imagine being a hick from Alabama that had no culture on their own & your only joy in life
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 12/24/25 at 7:15 am to superwolf
Weird melt, but considering it was posted at 3:55 am, I'll allow it.
re: Trashiest thing you did this week?
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 12/20/25 at 3:15 pm to whitetiger1234
Ate Vienna sausages
re: Been dipping tobacco for 30 years.
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 12/19/25 at 4:25 pm to TechDawg2007
Same for me. 30 plus years of Copenhagen and one day a buddy told me to try one. I haven't looked back and I save about $25/week.
I use Rogue, but I've tried them all. Rogue is just cheaper at the gas station by my house. Although about every 1 in 10 cans has 3 or 4 pouches busted in them and that's annoying.
I use Rogue, but I've tried them all. Rogue is just cheaper at the gas station by my house. Although about every 1 in 10 cans has 3 or 4 pouches busted in them and that's annoying.
re: If you decided to change your username….
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 12/19/25 at 11:46 am to Geekboy
Calebwilliamsmustache
Or
It_sucks_being_a_bears_fan
Or
It_sucks_being_a_bears_fan
re: Does anyone have any advice for hitting on a coworker?
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 12/15/25 at 3:46 pm to boogiewoogie1978
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Does anyone have any advice for hitting on a coworker?
What's his name?
re: All-SEC Teams named by the coaches
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 12/9/25 at 2:51 pm to Night Vision
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Bray Hubbard, Alabama
The Honky Badger
re: Walmart had a employee come check if I scanned a one dollar item
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 12/9/25 at 9:06 am to travelgamer
Everything you have to hassle with like this is due to the lowest rung of people in our society. Your quarrel is with that group.
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