KyleOrtonsMustache
| Favorite team: | Purdue |
| Location: | Krystal Baller |
| Biography: | |
| Interests: | |
| Occupation: | Musican |
| Number of Posts: | 5192 |
| Registered on: | 1/20/2008 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: Odd thing about Social media, you can watch a divorce in real time: Stayfitbrit & S2 cap
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 8/11/26 at 11:02 am to Dire Wolf
Investing based on instagram/tik tok videos seemed like a solid idea. I can't believe it didn't work.
re: WYHI: She's good looking but she's a literal neo-Nazi
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 8/4/26 at 12:58 pm to Fun Bunch
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She's good looking
Stop.
quote:
she's a literal neo-Nazi
I can only get so erect.
re: Former employer returned my personal items completely destroyed. What recourse do I have?
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 7/29/26 at 12:04 pm to VolsOut4Harambe
1. Visit the office.
2. shite on a baking rack (or equivalent shelving)
3. Leave
2. shite on a baking rack (or equivalent shelving)
3. Leave
re: Would you drink raw milk?
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 7/27/26 at 11:36 am to Cycledude
No. I only drink Fight Milk.
For bodyguards, by bodyguards.
For bodyguards, by bodyguards.
re: Alabama NIL Content Director Arrested for Human Trafficking
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 7/24/26 at 4:28 pm to TTsTowel
This pay for play stuff is out of control.
re: Interesting conversation by the women in my office (‘stay-at-home girlfriend’ trend)
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 7/22/26 at 9:24 am to boogiewoogie1978
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stay-at-home girlfriend
I tried this but my wife hated the idea of me and her working while my GF stayed at home.
re: Any of you guys ever start a fire using primitive methods?
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 7/13/26 at 8:15 am to cubsfan5150
I’ve done a few with a bow drill. It’s hard and takes patience.
re: Was there a singular event that made you sign up for TD and start posting?
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 6/21/26 at 7:24 pm to BOSCEAUX
Some dude was talking shite about the GOAT Kyle Orton and the Bears on the MSB
re: Do you really believe stories from the Bible?
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 4/5/26 at 8:26 pm to MaxxPain2
I used to not believe it all was true when I was younger and thought the world had to exist in the exactly the way I assumed it would based off of my lived experience and the data points given to me by others.
Then I did a variety of psychedelics over the course of a decade and became certain all of the “crazy” stuff in the Bible is true and probably understated. I’d just been living without knowing there’s other dimensions to the reality I had been experiencing.
I’m not recommending anyone else do this, it’s just what worked for me.
Then I did a variety of psychedelics over the course of a decade and became certain all of the “crazy” stuff in the Bible is true and probably understated. I’d just been living without knowing there’s other dimensions to the reality I had been experiencing.
I’m not recommending anyone else do this, it’s just what worked for me.
re: Kash Patel's FBI in Mobile, AL had a great day!
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 3/30/26 at 2:34 pm to FLTech
I started selling dope back in 1986. I bought a Cadillac and put them thangs on that bitch.
re: They Hunted Humans
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 3/24/26 at 9:28 am to Nole Man
They be witch hunt
re: I’m shocked that the OT has not discussed Epstein’s micropenis
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 3/18/26 at 8:10 am to glassart
We don't penis shame around these parts.
re: Why hasn’t Russia or China made a big deal of our strikes on Iran?
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 3/6/26 at 9:18 am to NashvilleTider
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China gave Iran missiles and they failed miserably. China’s military is basically a Temu military.
I'm not disputing that fact, just pointing out why they haven't made a big deal out of our involvement. There's no benefit to making statements and offering true support.
I think they're more interested in dual-use components in drones and such....and allowing the US to deplete their top-end munitions.
re: Why hasn’t Russia or China made a big deal of our strikes on Iran?
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 3/6/26 at 9:04 am to Geekboy
China (and Russia to a degree) are watching their systems to see how they preform against US force.
We're essentially doing the same in Ukraine. No need to get involved, just show us where we need to improve for when the big war kicks off.
We're essentially doing the same in Ukraine. No need to get involved, just show us where we need to improve for when the big war kicks off.
re: Free Press: How girls are being taught to hate men
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 3/1/26 at 7:10 pm to prplhze2000
Not reading the whole thread but the best way to combat this is to have a healthy, loving marriage for your daughter witness as she grows up.
re: Meanwhile in Kentucky, man arrested for having sex with a dead deer on side of the road
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 2/23/26 at 1:59 pm to SPEEDY
There's a deer sausage joke here somewhere.
re: Mom of 3 who vanished 24 years ago while Christmas shopping found ‘alive and well’
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 2/23/26 at 11:08 am to NorthshoreTiger76
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Michelle Hundley Smith, 62
She probably filed for social security and got busted.
Gone since 2001. She probably met someone in a yahoo chatroom and decided to spilt. Tale as old as time.
re: Folks Who Only Shower At Night
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 2/10/26 at 9:12 am to Hoyt
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How do you function the next day?
I normally jack off while my coffee is brewing.
re: Know anyone that makes any money off of social media?
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 2/8/26 at 7:30 am to Prominentwon
Guy on my street has over 800k tik tok followers and does hvac content. Idk how much he makes but he’s got some nice toys he’s bought recently.
He’s a pretty cool guy but idk him that well.
He’s a pretty cool guy but idk him that well.
re: Chinese hotels are secretly streaming guests having sex
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 2/6/26 at 3:26 pm to DesScorp
I found mine and my wife’s video from our recent trip.
If you want to search it was called “Man and Woman Missionary Style for 3 mins” A good 2 mins of it is me snoring after I’m done.
If you want to search it was called “Man and Woman Missionary Style for 3 mins” A good 2 mins of it is me snoring after I’m done.
re: Pain. The kind that comes from teen daughter growing up.
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 1/28/26 at 10:49 am to Tempratt
I've got a 15 year old daughter. I miss when she was younger and my little buddy, but I love watching her navigate through life as a confident young lady. She's an excellent kid and while she seems to forget I exist at times, she will give me glimpses of the little girl who wouldn't let go of my hand for hours at a time.
If that's all I get for the rest of my life, I will die happy.
If that's all I get for the rest of my life, I will die happy.
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