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KyleOrtonsMustache

Favorite team:Purdue 
Location:Krystal Baller
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Occupation:Musican
Number of Posts:5192
Registered on:1/20/2008
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Investing based on instagram/tik tok videos seemed like a solid idea. I can't believe it didn't work.
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She's good looking


Stop.

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she's a literal neo-Nazi


I can only get so erect.
1. Visit the office.
2. shite on a baking rack (or equivalent shelving)
3. Leave
No. I only drink Fight Milk.

For bodyguards, by bodyguards.
This pay for play stuff is out of control.
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stay-at-home girlfriend


I tried this but my wife hated the idea of me and her working while my GF stayed at home.
I’ve done a few with a bow drill. It’s hard and takes patience.
Some dude was talking shite about the GOAT Kyle Orton and the Bears on the MSB
I used to not believe it all was true when I was younger and thought the world had to exist in the exactly the way I assumed it would based off of my lived experience and the data points given to me by others.

Then I did a variety of psychedelics over the course of a decade and became certain all of the “crazy” stuff in the Bible is true and probably understated. I’d just been living without knowing there’s other dimensions to the reality I had been experiencing.

I’m not recommending anyone else do this, it’s just what worked for me.
I started selling dope back in 1986. I bought a Cadillac and put them thangs on that bitch.

re: They Hunted Humans

Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache on 3/24/26 at 9:28 am to
They be witch hunt
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China gave Iran missiles and they failed miserably. China’s military is basically a Temu military.


I'm not disputing that fact, just pointing out why they haven't made a big deal out of our involvement. There's no benefit to making statements and offering true support.

I think they're more interested in dual-use components in drones and such....and allowing the US to deplete their top-end munitions.
China (and Russia to a degree) are watching their systems to see how they preform against US force.

We're essentially doing the same in Ukraine. No need to get involved, just show us where we need to improve for when the big war kicks off.
Not reading the whole thread but the best way to combat this is to have a healthy, loving marriage for your daughter witness as she grows up.
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Michelle Hundley Smith, 62


She probably filed for social security and got busted.

Gone since 2001. She probably met someone in a yahoo chatroom and decided to spilt. Tale as old as time.
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How do you function the next day?


I normally jack off while my coffee is brewing.
Guy on my street has over 800k tik tok followers and does hvac content. Idk how much he makes but he’s got some nice toys he’s bought recently.

He’s a pretty cool guy but idk him that well.
I found mine and my wife’s video from our recent trip.

If you want to search it was called “Man and Woman Missionary Style for 3 mins” A good 2 mins of it is me snoring after I’m done.
I've got a 15 year old daughter. I miss when she was younger and my little buddy, but I love watching her navigate through life as a confident young lady. She's an excellent kid and while she seems to forget I exist at times, she will give me glimpses of the little girl who wouldn't let go of my hand for hours at a time.

If that's all I get for the rest of my life, I will die happy.