What are tips or “suggestions” we need to give OU and UT if they do join the conference?

That Tom Ritter is a total bastard? That Saban survives only on little Debbies? That you don’t go or stay anywhere in Baton Rouge with streets named after presidents or states? That we play on natural grass fields? Things that piss off each fan base if you want to get under their skin?

What’s your advice to them if they want to fit in or have an easier time?

My advice is watch out for Alabama fans. I have met many. Most of them very football savvy and great to discuss the game with. come game day they will start off exceedingly nice in a bless your heart “you are totally beneath us” kind of way. But the second something doesn’t go their way, the claws come out. They get nasty and angry. The first time they don’t get that close first down call or god forbid holding gets called, all bets are off. And no matter how out of reach the game already may be, they keep this up. Maybe that’s why they’re great. But their expectations are sky high and they have zero tolerance for even the slightest mistake or even bad break against them.

Of course, Oklahoma already knows this. Just watch this female fan below after the first time Oklahoma made a first down in the 2014 Sugar Bowl.