A&M fans are the most pathetic group of people I’ve ever seen

Let’s get past the fact that they haven’t won a fricking thing in any sport since air conditioning was a new invention, and the fact that their fans are weird as hell and generally dislikable people.

First and foremost, they ran from Texas to the SEC. No debating that. They were the perennial lil bro and Texas leads their head to head series something like 80-35, and they wanted to get out and join the big dog conference and feel like big dogs by association. They’re like the ugly jilted ex girlfriend who becomes a socialite thinking it’s going to make her look more attractive to a guy who left her for a way hotter girl.

Since they joined the SEC, we’ve heard nothing but how much they don’t care about the “shorthorns” and “tu” and how they’re all so confident that they’re the best program in Texas, but since the news broke about Texas’ interest in joining the SEC, they’ve cried like a bunch of little bitches 100% collectively and feigned concern about the conference because big bad Texas is going to backstab everyone their ex-administrators have even made embarrassing public comments desperately trying to prevent UT from coming over and spoiling their delusional, imaginary come-up that’s been right around the corner for the last 50 years. Shouldn’t big money/big wallet oil tycoon A&M be able to block anything unethical the “shorthorns” try?


Let’s clear this up: A&M does not give a shite about the SEC, nor are they concerned about its health as a conference. They’re terrified of big bro coming back to slap them around every year, as they did for 100 years before A&M ran and joined the SEC.

Just an absolutely pathetic group of people, it’s so embarrassing to see their false bravado absolutely dissolving before our very eyes. They’re the most embarrassing fanbase in the country and it’s not even close.