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Is it the swamp? Is it from eating crawfish? Is it just poor hygiene? Is it just genetic?
Posted on 11/23/20 at 10:15 am
Posted on 11/23/20 at 10:15 am
I’m still trying to understand why LSU fans smell like corn dogs
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Posted on 11/23/20 at 10:20 am to Old Sarge
I think if the corn dog thing were true, it’d be pretty awesome. I think that’s why LSU fans have embraced it so much.
Posted on 11/23/20 at 10:21 am to Old Sarge
1.350/10
Posted on 11/23/20 at 10:22 am to Old Sarge
Not your best work, Marge. Now go make some of those delicious sugar cookies while the men talk.
Posted on 11/23/20 at 10:23 am to Old Sarge
Is it spending all that money in the wrong places? Is it living with constant little brother mentality? Is it the weird off putting little dances you like to do? I'm still trying to understand how yall have so many resources and win so little.
Posted on 11/23/20 at 10:26 am to Old Sarge
I’ve walked past some stinkers in my life and I never thought they smelled like corndogs. I’m not saying corndog is necessarily perfume worthy but I don’t think it’s a hygiene issue either. Maybe years of beignets wafting thru the air imbeds in the body and comes out of pores smelling like corndogs. 
That’s actually a compliment tigers so don’t be bitchy.
That’s actually a compliment tigers so don’t be bitchy.
Posted on 11/23/20 at 10:26 am to Old Sarge
1. There’s a Weinershnitzle north of campus on highland, so when the wind comes from the north, it sometimes smells like corn dogs.
2. The slur was one borrowed by Auburn fans from Big 12 slurs against Nebraska. The “corndog” moniker comes from the fact that LSU tailgates are frequently seen frying seafood. The closest thing to these big baskets of fried shrimp, catfish, alligator, and oysters or beignets that opposing fans could compare it to, are corndogs.
So, yeah, due to the proximity of the Weinershnitzle paired with the fanbase’s love of freshly fried foods, we sorta do smell like fried foods, like corndogs.
2. The slur was one borrowed by Auburn fans from Big 12 slurs against Nebraska. The “corndog” moniker comes from the fact that LSU tailgates are frequently seen frying seafood. The closest thing to these big baskets of fried shrimp, catfish, alligator, and oysters or beignets that opposing fans could compare it to, are corndogs.
So, yeah, due to the proximity of the Weinershnitzle paired with the fanbase’s love of freshly fried foods, we sorta do smell like fried foods, like corndogs.
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Posted on 11/23/20 at 10:26 am to Old Sarge
It's crab boil you smell, you dumb arse. What a brain dead troll!
Posted on 11/23/20 at 10:27 am to Old Sarge
It’s from what we eat. same reason why A&M fans smell like buttholes 
Posted on 11/23/20 at 10:28 am to Old Sarge
Oh!!! I thought you were talking about the Florida Gators!!
My bad.
My bad.
Posted on 11/23/20 at 10:30 am to Old Sarge
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I’m still trying to understand why LSU fans smell like corn dogs
They actually smell more like day old Right Guard and cheap bourbon.
Posted on 11/23/20 at 10:30 am to Old Sarge
That's caused from dormant COVID RNA, it only becomes active when they're about to face a top 5 team
Posted on 11/23/20 at 10:31 am to Old Sarge
this coming from some clown in Texas. 
Posted on 11/23/20 at 10:33 am to Old Sarge
Didn't Texas, in fact, create the corn dog?
Isn't this a former Aggie and Governor of your state?
Isn't this a former Aggie and Governor of your state?
Posted on 11/23/20 at 10:33 am to Old Sarge
I fricking love a corn dog
Posted on 11/23/20 at 10:58 am to Old Sarge
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Old Sarge
Is it the swamp? Is it from eating crawfish? Is it just poor hygiene? Is it just genetic?
I’m still trying to understand why LSU fans smell like corn dogs
This is so lame it is embarrassing. An Auburn fan cut and pasted message board responses on Nebraska and Iowa fanboards about this to the Rant YEARS ago. It is about them and doesn't even make any sense with us.
For the record, I should think LSU fans would smell more like cool autumn leaves, after shave or cologne, and tailgate aromas: crabmeat au gratin, shrimp remoulade, BBQ brisket, redfish couvillion, trout amandine, shrmip creole, gumbo, etc. and maybe whisky and popcorn. :)
What do a&m fans smell like? I wouldn't even want to know.
Posted on 11/23/20 at 11:02 am to Old Sarge
oh the stolen corn dog thing again. so refreshing.
Posted on 11/23/20 at 11:03 am to Old Sarge
Speaking of corn dogs, I’d rather smell like a corndog than be a ****!!
Posted on 11/23/20 at 11:16 am to Old Sarge
You remember that time those cheerleaders beat the shite out of one of your sword holders on the field?
Posted on 11/23/20 at 12:00 pm to Old Sarge
Sarge is it your internet hour at the nursing home? That smell you are smelling is hush puppy day at “Go to the light” senior home.
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