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Sabah’s Coaching Errors in his Decline (25 on Page 7)
Posted on 7/15/20 at 11:59 am
Posted on 7/15/20 at 11:59 am
Let’s get this ball rolling — Decline is defined as events leading to, during, or after that 44-16 Medieval @$$ beating at the hands of a most merciful Dabo Swinney, who could’ve hung 50+ on the Gumps’ Merc Quitters.
I’ll start by giving my Top 5 Sabah Errors!
I’m sure we can come up with 25 Errors!
1. Ensuring a lasting decline by STAYING TOO LONG. Sabah is soon 69 and should have gone after that last Natty after grooming Jeremy Pruitt to take over. His ego and greed are writing checks his aging dwarf brain and @$$ can’t cash. This point ties in closely to #2.
2. Blind Hawg Pawwwl Finebaum said it best.
No Coaching Continuity — Hints Greedy attitude
3. Playing Brittle Merc Tuna in a two-minute drill late in the first half vs MSU leading 35-7
Tua Hip Injury ending his CFB career
4. Playing injured Brittle Merc Tuna vs LSU less than 20 days after HAS tightrope surgery
Tuna’s Tightrope
5. Recruiting Sopsher from LA and letting him wither on the vine — Saban Lacks the Fire anymore to motivate Big Lazies like Ed O did with Tyler Shelvin who graded out as #1 SEC run stopper in 2019. This ties in with greed in the taking of recruits just to keep them away from another program. Sopsher to SELA? All this kid needed was a lil TLC and someone to light a fire under him. Sabah’s blow torch is out of acetylene
6. Not calling Time Out and getting bussed by Gus in the THE FAKE PUNT — Then whining like a little bitch so we get to hear I-Man say IT’S UNFAIR 1,000 times on Finebaum
7. Fake FG vs Clem in a 44-16 beat down
8. Ongoing kicking failures — Saban intimidates kickers Kick Sick says it all
Keep it going Baws! Target is 25. I dropped down a nice 1/3 (a turd lol) of the Nuggets.
Edit add:
9. Pokey's heavy criticism will be a burden too heavy for Saban to lift. (Rockiee)
10. Letting Balsa Wood Tua's competent backup transfer to Oklahoma. (Murph4HOF)
11. Hiring a drunkard as OC (WilliamH 11-13)
12. Hiring the worst DC in college football
13. Letting Georgia steal Scott Cochran
Adding a new one — The Apple watches
14. Cheating — Apples watches issued violates NCAA rules to monitor athletes biometrics during CV-19
I’ll start by giving my Top 5 Sabah Errors!
I’m sure we can come up with 25 Errors!
1. Ensuring a lasting decline by STAYING TOO LONG. Sabah is soon 69 and should have gone after that last Natty after grooming Jeremy Pruitt to take over. His ego and greed are writing checks his aging dwarf brain and @$$ can’t cash. This point ties in closely to #2.
2. Blind Hawg Pawwwl Finebaum said it best.
No Coaching Continuity — Hints Greedy attitude
3. Playing Brittle Merc Tuna in a two-minute drill late in the first half vs MSU leading 35-7
Tua Hip Injury ending his CFB career
4. Playing injured Brittle Merc Tuna vs LSU less than 20 days after HAS tightrope surgery
Tuna’s Tightrope
5. Recruiting Sopsher from LA and letting him wither on the vine — Saban Lacks the Fire anymore to motivate Big Lazies like Ed O did with Tyler Shelvin who graded out as #1 SEC run stopper in 2019. This ties in with greed in the taking of recruits just to keep them away from another program. Sopsher to SELA? All this kid needed was a lil TLC and someone to light a fire under him. Sabah’s blow torch is out of acetylene
6. Not calling Time Out and getting bussed by Gus in the THE FAKE PUNT — Then whining like a little bitch so we get to hear I-Man say IT’S UNFAIR 1,000 times on Finebaum
7. Fake FG vs Clem in a 44-16 beat down
8. Ongoing kicking failures — Saban intimidates kickers Kick Sick says it all
Keep it going Baws! Target is 25. I dropped down a nice 1/3 (a turd lol) of the Nuggets.
Edit add:
9. Pokey's heavy criticism will be a burden too heavy for Saban to lift. (Rockiee)
10. Letting Balsa Wood Tua's competent backup transfer to Oklahoma. (Murph4HOF)
11. Hiring a drunkard as OC (WilliamH 11-13)
12. Hiring the worst DC in college football
13. Letting Georgia steal Scott Cochran
Adding a new one — The Apple watches
14. Cheating — Apples watches issued violates NCAA rules to monitor athletes biometrics during CV-19
This post was edited on 7/16/20 at 9:50 am
Posted on 7/15/20 at 12:02 pm to PokeyTiger
quote:
Keep it going Baws! Target is 25. I dropped down a nice 1/3 (a turd lol) of the Nuggets.
9. Pokey's heavy criticism will be a burden too heavy for Saban to lift.
Posted on 7/15/20 at 12:05 pm to PokeyTiger
quote:
Sabah
Not reading the diatribe but I wanted to point out you misspelled “daddy” in the title.
Posted on 7/15/20 at 12:15 pm to PokeyTiger
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Sabah is soon 69
ETA there will be lots of deflection in this thread, starting with the first reply
This post was edited on 7/15/20 at 12:27 pm
Posted on 7/15/20 at 12:25 pm to PokeyTiger
Letting Balsa Wood Tua's competent backup transfer to Oklahoma.
Posted on 7/15/20 at 12:30 pm to PokeyTiger
Several terrible decisions at the end of the kick 6 game.
I think Les Miles is a better game day coach
I think Les Miles is a better game day coach
Posted on 7/15/20 at 12:34 pm to PokeyTiger
Bringing the heat today, Pokey! Love it!
Posted on 7/15/20 at 1:12 pm to PokeyTiger
LSU has broken Saban. Saban is done and Alabama has settled back in to mediocrity.
Meanwhile, all signs are pointing to LSU repeating their success from last year if we get to play this season.
Meanwhile, all signs are pointing to LSU repeating their success from last year if we get to play this season.
Posted on 7/15/20 at 1:17 pm to PokeyTiger
Beats Bama
15-0
National Champions
Best team ever
Makes thread about Bama
15-0
National Champions
Best team ever
Makes thread about Bama
Posted on 7/15/20 at 1:19 pm to PokeyTiger
frick Lou Citrus!
- Hiring a drunkard as OC
- Hiring the worst DC in college football
- Letting Georgia steal Scott Cochran
Lou has become a walking blooper reel!
- Hiring a drunkard as OC
- Hiring the worst DC in college football
- Letting Georgia steal Scott Cochran
Lou has become a walking blooper reel!
This post was edited on 7/15/20 at 1:22 pm
Posted on 7/15/20 at 2:36 pm to PokeyTiger
quote:it's bad enough you have to embarrass the rest of us Tigers with this thread, but then you come up with something completely idiotic.
13. Letting Georgia steal Scott Cochran
Posted on 7/15/20 at 2:46 pm to PokeyTiger
I like this post. This is fun.
Posted on 7/15/20 at 2:56 pm to PokeyTiger
Man, with all those coaching errors, LSU must have a winning record over him over his coaching tenure at Alabama.
Oh... Well, then, certainly over the past 5 years?
Damn...
So he must have made every single one of these errors last year? Where LSU managed a whopping 4 point win over a man who, apparently, is so senile that he spends the majority of his time drooling on the sidelines?
Is that really your desired narrative, that it took Saban to develop dementia for LSU to score their second win in 11 years against him?
Say what you will about Auburn, but they never tried to claim a coach's declining mental state as the reason they won games against us.
I guess we see who Alabama's real rival is, and who realizes their relevance is about to take a steep dive.
Oh... Well, then, certainly over the past 5 years?
Damn...
So he must have made every single one of these errors last year? Where LSU managed a whopping 4 point win over a man who, apparently, is so senile that he spends the majority of his time drooling on the sidelines?
Is that really your desired narrative, that it took Saban to develop dementia for LSU to score their second win in 11 years against him?
Say what you will about Auburn, but they never tried to claim a coach's declining mental state as the reason they won games against us.
I guess we see who Alabama's real rival is, and who realizes their relevance is about to take a steep dive.
Posted on 7/15/20 at 3:09 pm to PokeyTiger
I think you are being a bit harsh. I mean I truly believe Bama can be a consistent , nice little top 15 program from here on out. You just watch.
Posted on 7/15/20 at 5:35 pm to PokeyTiger
Sabah
Lmaoooooo
Here for the OBSESSED with Bammer comments!!!
Lmaoooooo
Here for the OBSESSED with Bammer comments!!!
This post was edited on 7/15/20 at 5:38 pm
Posted on 7/15/20 at 6:56 pm to PokeyTiger
You were hit in the head this morning?
Posted on 7/15/20 at 7:04 pm to PokeyTiger
Wow dude, LSU just won the NC, and all you can think about is Alabama and Coach Saban.
Do not worry, Coach Saban will retire once he has won 2 more NC.
It is not healthy to be so obsessed by the way.
Do not worry, Coach Saban will retire once he has won 2 more NC.
It is not healthy to be so obsessed by the way.
Posted on 7/15/20 at 7:06 pm to PokeyTiger
Sabah needs to be taken back to the old ppl home.
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