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Would you hit your dick with a hammer for an SEC win?
Posted on 10/21/19 at 5:51 pm
Posted on 10/21/19 at 5:51 pm
Just trying to gauge sentiment
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Posted on 10/21/19 at 6:02 pm to admiralduckwad
rubber?
Posted on 10/21/19 at 6:04 pm to admiralduckwad
I'll wait till piggilicious replies.
Posted on 10/21/19 at 6:04 pm to admiralduckwad
I would hit your dick with a hammer for a win without a second thought
Posted on 10/21/19 at 6:12 pm to oklahogjr
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I would hit your dick with a hammer for a win without a second thought
What if I told you that me getting hit in the dick with a hammer doesn't work?
Posted on 10/21/19 at 6:14 pm to admiralduckwad
I would hit Chaggy's dick with a hammer for all the games he's been outcoached.
Posted on 10/21/19 at 6:20 pm to admiralduckwad
If winning an SEC game means me having to hit my pecker with a hammer... well I've already discovered there are a lot of things to do to enjoy life in the Fall.
Posted on 10/21/19 at 6:23 pm to ArHog
On that note, I would hit Chad’s dick win a hammer and charge admission, benefits going towards the buyout.
That said, and bear with me here, of course I want to win but even if we won right now it would be a loss. The more he loses the sooner he’s gone, I’d prefer he not stay one extra day and one fluke win won’t change my or probably anyone’s opinion on his crappy coaching.
So, yessir, I basically said I want to lose out, I hate it for the players and for us as fans but I guess sometimes you’ve gotta hope for the worst thing to eventually make things better.
That said, and bear with me here, of course I want to win but even if we won right now it would be a loss. The more he loses the sooner he’s gone, I’d prefer he not stay one extra day and one fluke win won’t change my or probably anyone’s opinion on his crappy coaching.
So, yessir, I basically said I want to lose out, I hate it for the players and for us as fans but I guess sometimes you’ve gotta hope for the worst thing to eventually make things better.
Posted on 10/21/19 at 6:24 pm to piggilicious
^ there is my answer
Posted on 10/21/19 at 7:05 pm to admiralduckwad
To beat LSU again this year?
Possibly
Posted on 10/21/19 at 7:06 pm to admiralduckwad
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What if I told you that me getting hit in the dick with a hammer doesn't work?
Posted on 10/21/19 at 7:19 pm to admiralduckwad
No, because then I would have to go the store and buy a new hammer.
Posted on 10/21/19 at 7:21 pm to admiralduckwad
Hell no, with one SEC win he might get a pass for this year. I don't want to take any chances with getting rid of him.
Posted on 10/21/19 at 7:37 pm to Barneyrb
I think any concern over him winning is probably unfounded. Worry about something else!
Posted on 10/21/19 at 9:13 pm to admiralduckwad
I am wondering what in the world caused you to come up with this post. What? You were sitting around the house in your robe/Gown/Jock Shorts and all of a sudden this question came to your mind?
Dayumm Dude! Taking "hammer down" to a whole other level!
Dayumm Dude!
Taking "hammer down" to a whole other level! Posted on 10/21/19 at 9:39 pm to Razorback Reverend
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I am wondering what in the world caused you to come up with this post.
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What if I told you that me getting hit in the dick with a hammer doesn't work?
come on rev he already explained I thought
Posted on 10/21/19 at 10:07 pm to admiralduckwad
I need the specifics before deciding.
Are we laying it out on a table and smashing it with said hammer, or is it more of a standing swing to the dickular region?
Am I doing the dick hitting or is it someone else, possibly a girlfriend or innocent bystander?
Are we laying it out on a table and smashing it with said hammer, or is it more of a standing swing to the dickular region?
Am I doing the dick hitting or is it someone else, possibly a girlfriend or innocent bystander?
This post was edited on 10/21/19 at 10:09 pm
Posted on 10/21/19 at 10:49 pm to admiralduckwad
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Would you hit your dick with a hammer for an SEC win?
Hell no, and revoke the man card of any man that would.
Posted on 10/21/19 at 11:41 pm to admiralduckwad
No, but I might be willing to take a graze across one testicle to beat Miss St or Mizzou.
Posted on 10/22/19 at 1:24 am to ArHog
Going to show him the true meaning of hammerdown?
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