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re: Would you hit your dick with a hammer for an SEC win?

Posted on 10/22/19 at 5:42 pm to
Posted by SpauldingHog
Arkansas
Member since Feb 2019
413 posts
Posted on 10/22/19 at 5:42 pm to
I don't know. I think OP was HAMMERED when he came up with this.
Posted by pioneerbasketball
Team Bunchie
Member since Oct 2005
132244 posts
Posted on 10/22/19 at 8:54 pm to
Before or after divorce?
Posted by Poker_hog
Member since Mar 2019
2920 posts
Posted on 10/23/19 at 7:56 am to
To even consider harming my best friend you’d have to be talking national championship
Posted by BoarEd
The Hills
Member since Oct 2015
38862 posts
Posted on 10/23/19 at 3:13 pm to
I would.

You mean to tell me I am the only dude in here that likes to get weird?
Posted by admiralduckwad
Member since Dec 2012
2700 posts
Posted on 10/26/19 at 7:15 pm to
You guys forgot to hammer your dicks
Posted by RazorBroncs
Harding Bisons Fan
Member since Sep 2013
13534 posts
Posted on 10/26/19 at 7:25 pm to
quote:

You guys forgot to hammer your dicks


You mean I did that for nothing?!
Posted by admiralduckwad
Member since Dec 2012
2700 posts
Posted on 11/2/19 at 2:53 am to
Y'all know what to do
Posted by Arksulli
Fayetteville
Member since Aug 2014
25177 posts
Posted on 11/2/19 at 9:30 am to
While I won't hit Thor, Thunder Penis, with a hammer for a win I can almost guarantee that we have our best shot at an SEC win today.

Why? Because my brother is in town and he hates sports in general and football in particular with a passion. So we will be trapped doing the family thing this afternoon. If Arkansas is going to break the long streak of futility it will happen when I can't watch the game.
Posted by russellvillehog
Member since Apr 2016
9711 posts
Posted on 11/2/19 at 9:34 am to
You should try doing the family thing by getting a round of penis hammering going. When they refuse saying well we can watch the game then.
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