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Jimbo has no time for commas, semicolons, or periods

Posted on 9/18/18 at 6:42 pm
Posted by Sid E Walker
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Member since Nov 2013
23887 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 6:42 pm
Just watched a replay of his weekly press conference. A 22 minute run-on sentence.

Does his contract have a built in verbiage incentive?
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
19556 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 6:44 pm to
He’s thinking “If I talk fast enough and don’t pause between sentences they won’t be able to ask me how I thoroughly dismantled the FSU football program and landed another job before anybody knew what had happened.”
Posted by r2d2
Member since Dec 2006
6843 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 6:45 pm to
Yeah he is one anxious dude.
Posted by Big EZ Tiger
Member since Jul 2010
24276 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 6:48 pm to
He talks faster than an auctioneer.
Posted by Draconian Sanctions
Markey's bar
Member since Oct 2008
84885 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 6:49 pm to
He’s always come off like he took too much adderal that day
Posted by Byrdybyrd05
Member since Nov 2014
25720 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 6:51 pm to
I like jimbo but I would hate to talk on the phone with him. He seems like the type that does all the talking while you just say uh huh yea uh huh.
Posted by Sig
dallas
Member since Oct 2010
2035 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 6:57 pm to
Cocaine rules.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54792 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 6:59 pm to
quote:

Jimbo has no time for commas, semicolons, or periods


It is my understanding he took Sweet Brown's time management seminar

Posted by EKG
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2010
44041 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 7:08 pm to
Why take an hour to say what can be said in 20 minutes?

He was very complimentary of Bama in that presser.
It was interesting to hear his perspective.
Posted by Dogfish
Member since Nov 2015
1248 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 9:10 pm to
quote:

Just watched a replay of his weekly press conference. A 22 minute run-on sentence.


Funny you pointed this out. I saw a televised halftime speech he gave to the team while at Florida State.

A twenty year court stenographer veteran would not have been able to transcribe that humongous disjointed list of rambling keys to victory.

Unorganized thoughts spewing out. I may be proven wrong and have no ill will but I don't think he's an elite coach. Good at recruiting but...
Posted by I let the dogs out
Member since Sep 2017
2241 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 9:25 pm to
Guys like that go far in life. You just take the mic and deliver a monologue that covers everything that would probably be said if a conversation occurred... and then people are like “wow that was comprehensive. He must be pretty smart.” When in reality you’re just a loudmouth.
Posted by harmonics
Mars Hotel
Member since Jan 2010
18637 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 9:56 pm to
He does that every presser/interview. It's funny
Posted by DaronTexas
Screwston Tx . R.I.P DJ SCREW
Member since Apr 2016
1461 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 1:27 am to
He get loaded on Adderall. Around here its used as a alternative to x.
This post was edited on 9/19/18 at 1:28 am
Posted by Mr Shickadance
Member since Jul 2018
1125 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 5:32 am to
Posted by Mr Shickadance
Member since Jul 2018
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Posted on 9/19/18 at 5:36 am to
Posted by Hoovertigah
Fayetteville
Member since Sep 2013
3049 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 6:34 am to
I mute him fast as I must Beth Mowins. Painful!
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
61829 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 6:49 am to
quote:

Just watched a replay of his weekly press conference. A 22 minute run-on sentence.



So true. Dude never even slows down.


Not a great interview.
Posted by Pitch To Johnny
Houston
Member since Jun 2015
4195 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 6:52 am to
quote:

Does his contract have a built in verbiage incentive?


He just takes the NASCAR approach. Talk fast and with a southern accent and everyone will just assume you know what you're talking about.
Posted by Bob Ag
Austin
Member since Aug 2011
3008 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 7:33 am to
I'll take Jimbo's press conferences over Sumlin's mumbling and babbling into a microphone with a snarky retort at the end.

Jimbo has his coach speak, but he is pretty honest with the media. It's refreshing at times.
Posted by TarnishedWisdom90
Daphne, AL
Member since Sep 2018
1220 posts
Posted on 9/19/18 at 8:20 am to
Still better than A. Rogers post game interviews
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