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I own one of the largest forestry equipment dealerships in the Great Lakes

Posted on 9/18/18 at 1:39 pm
Posted by Ag Zwin
Member since Mar 2016
20134 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 1:39 pm
So, after A&M kicks Bama's arse on Saturday, you Gumps better make sure Harvey Updyke and his inbred tree-poisoning self stays away from Texas or you will see what a well-motivated and highly equipped operator can do to the trees in your hillbilly backwater.



This post was edited on 9/18/18 at 2:25 pm
Posted by dcbl
Good guys wear white hats.
Member since Sep 2013
29772 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 1:40 pm to
quote:

I own one of the largest forestry equipment dealerships in the Great Lakes



decent troll, not so subtle brag

5/10
Posted by MaroonNation
StarkVegas, Mississippi, Bitch!
Member since Nov 2010
21950 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 1:42 pm to
:omg: :ohnoz:
You have a skidder and a TigerCat I is so fraid1!!1!1!!1
Posted by DOPEman
Austin, Tejas
Member since Sep 2018
245 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 1:43 pm to
quote:

a well-motivated and highly equipped operator




This you baw?
Posted by Torch
Northshore Dr
Member since Feb 2017
3288 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 1:44 pm to
Do y'all got trees in texas? I heard Texas only had two things, and trees wasn't one of 'em.
Posted by Philippines4LSU
Member since May 2018
8789 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 1:46 pm to
quote:

Do y'all got trees in texas? I heard Texas only had two things, and trees wasn't one of 'em.



I know there are plenty of steer in Texas. What else is plentiful there?
Posted by Nguyening
SEMO
Member since Jun 2013
9057 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 1:47 pm to
Ag Zwin bringing the heat, and this time it's personal!
Posted by texag7
College Station
Member since Apr 2014
37635 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 1:49 pm to
quote:


Do y'all got trees in texas? I heard Texas only had two things, and trees wasn't one of 'em


Probably more trees in Texas than any other state due to our size
Posted by John Milner
Member since Jan 2015
6549 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 1:49 pm to
quote:

:omg: :ohnoz:
You have a skidder and a TigerCat I is so fraid1!!1!1!!1


ehheh. No shite. Like this guy thinks this is something new.

what a dork
Posted by lowhound
Effie
Member since Aug 2014
7635 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 1:49 pm to
Good, stop off in LA first and cut me some shooting lanes
Posted by lowhound
Effie
Member since Aug 2014
7635 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 1:50 pm to
quote:

Probably more trees in Texas than any other state due to our size


GTFO! you ever Odessa baw?
Posted by The Maj
Member since Sep 2016
27349 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 1:50 pm to
quote:

Probably more trees in Texas than any other state due to our size


Alaska says hello... x3
Posted by texag7
College Station
Member since Apr 2014
37635 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 1:50 pm to
quote:


GTFO! you ever Odessa baw?



What about it?
Posted by teamjackson
Headspace, LLC
Member since Nov 2012
4631 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 1:51 pm to
Alaska called, wants to hear more...

Edit: Maj beat me to it.
This post was edited on 9/18/18 at 1:52 pm
Posted by Spread
Alabama
Member since Aug 2012
1150 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 1:51 pm to
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I own one of the largest forestry equipment dealerships in the Great Lakes


I wasn't aware there were large forestry equipment dealerships IN the Great Lakes... doesn't the water ruin the equipment?
Posted by VaVetJohnny
Member since Jun 2018
170 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 1:52 pm to
Good for you! Want a cookie?
Posted by lowhound
Effie
Member since Aug 2014
7635 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 1:53 pm to
quote:

What about it?


Ugh? ..... not one damn tree that wasn't planted in someone's yard. Your troll game is weak.
Posted by Nguyening
SEMO
Member since Jun 2013
9057 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 1:53 pm to
alaska not a real state, its a province
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 1:56 pm to
'size' don't mean shite

Forest cover by state as a percentage of square mileage

quote:

Rank State Percent
1 Maine 89.0%
2 New Hampshire 77.5%
3 West Virginia 77.2%
4 Vermont 75.7%
5 Alabama 70.6%
6 Georgia 64.2%
7 South Carolina 63.8%
8 Mississippi 61.9%
9 Virginia 60.7%
10 North Carolina 59.9%
11 Pennsylvania 55.3%
12 Arkansas 55.1%
13 Connecticut 54.7%
14 Tennessee 52.9%
15 Massachusetts 52.5%
16 Michigan 51.2%
17 New York 50.9%
18 Rhode Island 50.8%
19 Louisiana 49.2%
20 Kentucky 48.6%
21 Wisconsin 45.2%
22 Florida 42.4%
23 Washington 40.7%
24 New Jersey 39.5%
25 Oregon 38.8%
26 Maryland 37.9%
27 Idaho 31.8%
28 Alaska 30.4%
29 Missouri 30.3%
30 Delaware 30.0%
31 Minnesota 28.9%
32 Ohio 28.9%
33 Montana 20.6%
34 Indiana 18.9%
35 California 17.8%
36 Colorado 17.5%
37 Hawaii 17.0%
38 Oklahoma 14.2%
39 Illinois 11.5%
40 Wyoming 9.2%
41 Utah 8.9%
42 Texas 7.0%
43 New Mexico 5.6%
44 Iowa 5.4%
45 Arizona 4.8%
46 South Dakota 3.1%
47 Kansas 2.8%
48 Nebraska 1.8%
49 North Dakota 1.0%
50 Nevada 0.5%



Most in the South. Texas is nearly dead last. Suck our trees bitch
Posted by fibonaccisquared
The mystical waters of the Hooch
Member since Dec 2011
16898 posts
Posted on 9/18/18 at 1:56 pm to
quote:

Probably more trees in Texas than any other state due to our size


Unlikely...

Forest Acreage: LINK



quote:

Rank States Amount
# 1 Alaska: 127.38 million acres
# 2 Oregon: 28.836 million acres
# 3 Georgia: 24.4 million acres
# 4 California: 23.7 million acres
# 5 Idaho: 23.5 million acres
# 6 Alabama: 22.991 million acres
# 7 Montana: 22.5 million acres
# 8 Colorado: 21.637 million acres
# 9 Washington: 21.3 million acres
# 10 Michigan: 19.3 million acres
# 11 Mississippi: 18.605 million acres
# 12 New York: 18.4 million acres
# 13 North Carolina: 18.269 million acres
# 14 New Mexico: 16.68 million acres
# 15 Pennsylvania: 16.585 million acres
# 16 Minnesota: 16.23 million acres
# 17 Wisconsin: 15.965 million acres
# 18 Virginia: 15.844 million acres
# 19 Utah: 15.173 million acres
# 20 Missouri: 15.01 million acres
# 21 Florida: 14.7 million acres
# 22 Tennessee: 14.404 million acres
# 23 Louisiana: 14.017 million acres
# 24 South Carolina: 12.415 million acres

# 25 West Virginia: 12.001 million acres
# 26 Kentucky: 11.931 million acres
# 27 Texas: 11.879 million acres


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