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AggyArk Pre-season housekeeping and reminders
Posted on 8/9/18 at 8:26 am
Posted on 8/9/18 at 8:26 am
1. For those of you that still haven’t replaced your Avi pic, if in the heat of Rant battle you find yourself banned, there is no way the rest of us will know you are MIA if you don’t have an Avi pic. So if you want us to be able to petition for your reinstatement in a timely manner.....get a darn Avi pic... do it
2. Preseason workouts. The season is a long one, conditioning is important. I recommend 2 a days until September. Go to the Rant and start a thread every morning and every afternoon. This will help you be prepared for the season of Jimbo.
3. Original content is important but don’t forget we have the AggyArk archives. It has a wealth of great quotes, gifs, and images that have been extremely successful in aiding the cause over the years.
4. For you new Ark members, Lobotomy and Roger are not always looking out for your best interests. Some people just want to watch the world burn.
2. Preseason workouts. The season is a long one, conditioning is important. I recommend 2 a days until September. Go to the Rant and start a thread every morning and every afternoon. This will help you be prepared for the season of Jimbo.
3. Original content is important but don’t forget we have the AggyArk archives. It has a wealth of great quotes, gifs, and images that have been extremely successful in aiding the cause over the years.
4. For you new Ark members, Lobotomy and Roger are not always looking out for your best interests. Some people just want to watch the world burn.
Posted on 8/9/18 at 8:53 am to Old Sarge
Tele has been over the place the last two offseasons too. Sumlin broke him.
Posted on 8/9/18 at 9:04 am to Old Sarge
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Lobotomy and Roger are not always looking out for your best interests.
Only during the offseason
During the season I'll kill a motherfricker for just looking at a fellow aggy sideways.
Posted on 8/9/18 at 9:40 am to Old Sarge
Thanks coach
Put me in. I’m ready to play.
Put me in. I’m ready to play.
Posted on 8/9/18 at 10:06 am to Roger Klarvin
Roger, no one ever intends for their own to be caught in friendly fire
I’m warning the new posters to steer clear from your late night alcohol fueled rust covered bear traps and Lobotomy’s Eeyore esq self loathing black holes
I’m warning the new posters to steer clear from your late night alcohol fueled rust covered bear traps and Lobotomy’s Eeyore esq self loathing black holes
Posted on 8/9/18 at 10:06 am to Roger Klarvin
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During the season I'll kill a motherfricker for just looking at a fellow aggy sideways.
AggyArk foreign policy dictates that askance glances at Arkmates during football season are to be taken as signs of aggression. Reprisals are to be meted out swiftly and with extreme prejudice.
Posted on 8/9/18 at 10:18 am to TbirdSpur2010
Amen
Zero tolerance for not supporting the collective
Zero tolerance for not supporting the collective
Posted on 8/9/18 at 10:58 am to Old Sarge
Kamikaze for the god emperor.
Posted on 8/9/18 at 11:34 am to Old Sarge
My opening 2018 salvo has launched. The target: Arkansas and their insecurity over the hiring of aggy Chad.
Posted on 8/9/18 at 11:42 am to Roger Klarvin
Nothing says welcome to 2018 football like the first salvo of labeling a fan base “Sister frickers”

Posted on 8/9/18 at 11:53 am to TbirdSpur2010
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AggyArk foreign policy dictates that askance glances at Arkmates during football season are to be taken as signs of aggression. Reprisals are to be meted out swiftly and with extreme prejudice.
It would be a privilege to defend our Aggy e-honor alongside anyone on this board...
Except for one of certain user. I don't want to start shite, so he shall remain unnamed. That dude is a shite poster. If this were a real battle royal, he'd be the guy who runs into the battle field naked shooting blanks.
Posted on 8/9/18 at 11:57 am to Texas Weazel
Not sure why you think my vasectomy is pertinent to this subject matter 
Posted on 8/9/18 at 1:13 pm to Old Sarge
well this sure was a post to jump in this thread on
Posted on 8/9/18 at 2:19 pm to Texas Weazel
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Except for one of certain user. I don't want to start shite, so he shall remain unnamed.
AggieCuck86?
Posted on 8/9/18 at 3:06 pm to WhiskerBiscuitSlayer
September and October will be a bit...busy at work so you may not see me online much.
Posted on 8/9/18 at 3:16 pm to WhiskerBiscuitSlayer
Aggiecuck is a'ight in my book.
Did he do something this summer that I should know about?
Did he do something this summer that I should know about?
Posted on 8/9/18 at 3:17 pm to CGSC Lobotomy
So then you won't be able to update tOfficial 2018 Football thread?
Posted on 8/9/18 at 3:33 pm to Texas Weazel
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Aggiecuck is a'ight in my book.
Did he do something this summer that I should know about?
Nah. Acting a general fool, not a plumb one.
Posted on 8/9/18 at 3:42 pm to Old Sarge
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Zero tolerance for not supporting the collective
WE ARE AGGY. AGGY ARE WE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
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