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AggyArk Pre-season housekeeping and reminders

Posted on 8/9/18 at 8:26 am
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
62073 posts
Posted on 8/9/18 at 8:26 am
1. For those of you that still haven’t replaced your Avi pic, if in the heat of Rant battle you find yourself banned, there is no way the rest of us will know you are MIA if you don’t have an Avi pic. So if you want us to be able to petition for your reinstatement in a timely manner.....get a darn Avi pic... do it







2. Preseason workouts. The season is a long one, conditioning is important. I recommend 2 a days until September. Go to the Rant and start a thread every morning and every afternoon. This will help you be prepared for the season of Jimbo.




3. Original content is important but don’t forget we have the AggyArk archives. It has a wealth of great quotes, gifs, and images that have been extremely successful in aiding the cause over the years.




4. For you new Ark members, Lobotomy and Roger are not always looking out for your best interests. Some people just want to watch the world burn.



Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34905 posts
Posted on 8/9/18 at 8:53 am to
Tele has been over the place the last two offseasons too. Sumlin broke him.
Posted by Roger Klarvin
DFW
Member since Nov 2012
46671 posts
Posted on 8/9/18 at 9:04 am to
quote:

Lobotomy and Roger are not always looking out for your best interests.


Only during the offseason

During the season I'll kill a motherfricker for just looking at a fellow aggy sideways.
Posted by Farmer1906
The Woodlands, TX
Member since Apr 2009
51791 posts
Posted on 8/9/18 at 9:40 am to
Thanks coach

Put me in. I’m ready to play.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
62073 posts
Posted on 8/9/18 at 10:06 am to
Roger, no one ever intends for their own to be caught in friendly fire

I’m warning the new posters to steer clear from your late night alcohol fueled rust covered bear traps and Lobotomy’s Eeyore esq self loathing black holes
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134141 posts
Posted on 8/9/18 at 10:06 am to
quote:

During the season I'll kill a motherfricker for just looking at a fellow aggy sideways.



AggyArk foreign policy dictates that askance glances at Arkmates during football season are to be taken as signs of aggression. Reprisals are to be meted out swiftly and with extreme prejudice.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
62073 posts
Posted on 8/9/18 at 10:18 am to
Amen


Zero tolerance for not supporting the collective
Posted by Jobu93
Cypress TX
Member since Sep 2011
21105 posts
Posted on 8/9/18 at 10:58 am to
Kamikaze for the god emperor.
Posted by Roger Klarvin
DFW
Member since Nov 2012
46671 posts
Posted on 8/9/18 at 11:34 am to
My opening 2018 salvo has launched. The target: Arkansas and their insecurity over the hiring of aggy Chad.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
62073 posts
Posted on 8/9/18 at 11:42 am to
Nothing says welcome to 2018 football like the first salvo of labeling a fan base “Sister frickers”

Posted by Texas Weazel
Louisiana is a shithole
Member since Oct 2016
8946 posts
Posted on 8/9/18 at 11:53 am to
quote:

AggyArk foreign policy dictates that askance glances at Arkmates during football season are to be taken as signs of aggression. Reprisals are to be meted out swiftly and with extreme prejudice.

It would be a privilege to defend our Aggy e-honor alongside anyone on this board...

Except for one of certain user. I don't want to start shite, so he shall remain unnamed. That dude is a shite poster. If this were a real battle royal, he'd be the guy who runs into the battle field naked shooting blanks. .
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
62073 posts
Posted on 8/9/18 at 11:57 am to
Not sure why you think my vasectomy is pertinent to this subject matter
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
149394 posts
Posted on 8/9/18 at 1:13 pm to
well this sure was a post to jump in this thread on
Posted by WhiskerBiscuitSlayer
Your Mom’s Sperm Donor
Member since Jan 2013
13894 posts
Posted on 8/9/18 at 2:19 pm to
quote:

Except for one of certain user. I don't want to start shite, so he shall remain unnamed.


AggieCuck86?
Posted by CGSC Lobotomy
Member since Sep 2011
81611 posts
Posted on 8/9/18 at 3:06 pm to
September and October will be a bit...busy at work so you may not see me online much.
Posted by Texas Weazel
Louisiana is a shithole
Member since Oct 2016
8946 posts
Posted on 8/9/18 at 3:16 pm to
Aggiecuck is a'ight in my book.

Did he do something this summer that I should know about?
Posted by Texas Weazel
Louisiana is a shithole
Member since Oct 2016
8946 posts
Posted on 8/9/18 at 3:17 pm to
So then you won't be able to update tOfficial 2018 Football thread?
Posted by Roger Klarvin
DFW
Member since Nov 2012
46671 posts
Posted on 8/9/18 at 3:28 pm to
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134141 posts
Posted on 8/9/18 at 3:33 pm to
quote:

Aggiecuck is a'ight in my book.

Did he do something this summer that I should know about?


Nah. Acting a general fool, not a plumb one.
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
61074 posts
Posted on 8/9/18 at 3:42 pm to
quote:

Zero tolerance for not supporting the collective


WE ARE AGGY. AGGY ARE WE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.

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