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Posted on 6/1/18 at 3:39 pm
Posted by CBandits82
Lurker since May 2008
Member since May 2012
54273 posts
Posted on 6/1/18 at 3:39 pm
Everyone says how bad we are to visiting teams at the tailgate, share your stories here.

I'm ashamed to say I gave an Auburn fan only 1 bowl of gumbo last year, should of offered seconds to him.

A couple of years ago I gave a South Carolina fan a Miller Lite when he requested an Abita Amber.
Posted by Farmer1906
The Woodlands, TX
Member since Apr 2009
51004 posts
Posted on 6/1/18 at 3:41 pm to
There was this die-hard LSU fan I saw the other day. He was decked out in purple and yellow. He didn't sell too good and wouldn't stop trying to wash my windshield. I ended up rolling my window off and speeding away.
Posted by MykTide
Member since Jul 2012
25524 posts
Posted on 6/1/18 at 3:44 pm to
I have nothing bad to say about them. They never fail to ask if I want fries with that.

Posted by craigbiggio
Member since Dec 2009
31805 posts
Posted on 6/1/18 at 3:46 pm to
I know a bunch who thought Ed O was a great hire
Posted by BIGJLAW
Member since Mar 2013
8455 posts
Posted on 6/1/18 at 3:54 pm to
This is a 100 pager at least!
Posted by boulwarejockstrap
"The Road Warrior"
Member since Nov 2017
791 posts
Posted on 6/1/18 at 3:56 pm to
An LSU fan’s birth is a very sad story
Posted by djsdawg
Member since Apr 2015
33179 posts
Posted on 6/1/18 at 3:57 pm to
A lsu fan in a purple hockey jersey and jean shorts was talking trash about my red pants.
Posted by Big Bang Rookie
Louisiana
Member since May 2017
772 posts
Posted on 6/1/18 at 3:58 pm to
I have to admit once I went to Tennessee and got a girl to show her assets and only gave her a small bead! I'll always regret that I should of given her the better bead!
Posted by DownSouthJukin
Coaching Changes Board
Member since Jan 2014
27589 posts
Posted on 6/1/18 at 4:04 pm to
I went to the Ole Miss @ LSU game in either 2010 or 2012. There were two trashy-looking womenrz simulating pole dancing on each other, bumping and grinding, kissing, etc. in one of the grassy tailgate areas. One was younger and the other a little older. They had a decent size crowd around them cheering them on.

I walked up to watch and I said, "Wow-we don't get this in the Grove."
The guy standing next to me grinned and said, "That's my girlfriend."
I asked, "Which one?"
He said, "The younger one."
To which I replied, "You must be proud."
And then he dropped this on me, while smiling the whole time: "The other one is her mom."
This post was edited on 6/1/18 at 4:05 pm
Posted by marshallcotiger
Member since Dec 2009
7990 posts
Posted on 6/1/18 at 4:04 pm to
I sat next to a very attractive LSU fan and her boyfriend at an Auburn game a few years ago. I hinted several times at being hungry and neither of them even offered to share a corn dog with me.
Posted by texag7
College Station
Member since Apr 2014
37665 posts
Posted on 6/1/18 at 4:09 pm to
This one drunk LSU fan at Kyle ran into me and spilt my coke i was going to use for a mixer. I made him go get me a new one and he apologized repeatedly "I'm sorry sir, I really am" etc. Wouldn't look me in the eye but overall a decent guy I guess. Just couldn't handle his liquor
Posted by Arksulli
Fayetteville
Member since Aug 2014
25258 posts
Posted on 6/1/18 at 4:16 pm to
Sadly most of the times I've been down to your state... was when I was in the National Guard and people were damn happy to see us. I have a great deal of knowledge about the different types of water and mud in the great state of Louisiana.

I've been to New Orleans a few times. Its like Memphis but with more sweat and better food. Much better strip clubs.

I have known quite a few coon asses in my time. By and large good folks.

I have never been to an LSU game in Baton Rouge. God willing that streak will continue until the day I die.
Posted by LSUsuperfresh
Member since Oct 2010
8338 posts
Posted on 6/1/18 at 4:20 pm to
I was walking in to the super regional game last year and dropped 2 out of 3 of my tickets. I turned around and they were gone. There was a group of college aged dudes and I asked if they saw where they went. They had answered with a smirk that they didnt see them. It soon became clear that they had them. I even offered to pay like $50, call it a loss, and forget about it. But they swore they didnt see them. We bought 2 new tickets and sat in the old seats. When those dudes later showed up again and tried to sit by us, I was ready to fight. They swore they've never seen me before and that they bought the tickets off a ticket scalper. They were bitches though and weren't interested in fighting. They just were yelling how their dads were lawyers and judges as security broke it up and kicked them out.
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
145437 posts
Posted on 6/1/18 at 4:30 pm to
This thread
Posted by Tuscaloosa
11x Award Winning SECRant user
Member since Dec 2011
46808 posts
Posted on 6/1/18 at 4:34 pm to
Every time I’ve been to Baton Rogue, I’ve been treated exceptionally well overall. I even have lifelong (I hope) LSU friends that I’ve met on this board.

But for some reason, the vast majority who spend time here seem to be the stereotype we all spend time talking about. It seems folks like LC, you, and a few others are the exception around here. Not sure why.
Posted by Sid E Walker
InsecureU ©
Member since Nov 2013
23888 posts
Posted on 6/1/18 at 4:39 pm to
On six or seven occasions each fall, I know about 72,000 Tiger fans that think Debt Valley is some sort of mystical place that scares the shite out of opponents.

Except for the Aubies every other year...they apparently buy into that myth, lock, stock, and barrel.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
63877 posts
Posted on 6/1/18 at 4:44 pm to
One of my undergrad professors at USM told an anecdote about LSU fans being the worst during class. Said he traveled to Baton Rouge for an Ole Miss-LSU football game and had his car antenna ripped off because he had an Ole Miss sticker on his vehicle.

Posted by SCLibertarian
Conway, South Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
36425 posts
Posted on 6/1/18 at 4:45 pm to
When they came to Columbia in 2008, my law school buddies and I hung out with a group of them in the Vista the night before the game and we all got really drunk and did a bunch of blow. I know. They're terrible.
Posted by EKG
Houston, TX
Member since Jun 2010
44158 posts
Posted on 6/1/18 at 4:47 pm to
This.
I mean, really?
Terrible LSU fan.

Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55670 posts
Posted on 6/1/18 at 4:49 pm to
They are always talking about wanting to sexually assault zoo animals
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