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Posted on 1/21/18 at 9:23 pm to TU Rob
I've often wondered.... If there is a "War Eagle," is there a "Peace Eagle?" How about a "Truce Eagle"... or maybe an "Unconditional surrender Eagle?"
It is all very confusing when you think about it... which no one really does because the subject is not only boring, it is silly, just like the School.
It is all very confusing when you think about it... which no one really does because the subject is not only boring, it is silly, just like the School.
Posted on 1/21/18 at 10:08 pm to ForeverEllisHugh
quote:EXACTLY. You guys have a real tiger, a true mascot. Auburn has a real eagle, and a majestic one (well, a couple of golden eagles).
There are way too many Tigers, and only one of us has a real one.
IMHO, LSU are the real Tigers. Auburn claims to be tigers so they can have a mascot running around while they scream A-U-B,U-R-N to teach the students how to spell Auburn. I guess they don't have an eagle suit.
Clemson Tigers? Ugh. That LSD-eyed mascot is an abomination.
Posted on 1/21/18 at 10:10 pm to TU Rob
bama has two mascots. They have an elephant and a woman's menstrual cycle.
Posted on 1/21/18 at 10:29 pm to TU Rob
He just wants drunk daddy to spend time with him. Drunk daddy doesn't want to play with the choo choo train, the spiderman toys, or the coloring book. So he is reaching out to you by watching football and asking questions.
I'm proud of him.
I'm proud of him.
Posted on 1/21/18 at 10:39 pm to deeprig9
Tiger eagle plainsmen
Smh
And that picture of that girl is horrifying. Pretty sure she got the lead in Stephen King's new killer clown movie.
Smh
And that picture of that girl is horrifying. Pretty sure she got the lead in Stephen King's new killer clown movie.
Posted on 1/22/18 at 6:18 am to TU Rob
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My 4 year old was watching the Patriots/Jags game with me earlier. He’s a little confused on the names of the big cats, so he asked me if those were the Auburn cheetahs playing.
I would reply with a witty rejoinder here, but ridiculing the special needs product of an incestuous relationship would be a low blow even for me.
So have a nice day.
Posted on 1/22/18 at 6:26 am to golfntiger32
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You do know that when you marry your sister the kids will be retarded.
Your parents proved that!
Posted on 1/22/18 at 9:07 am to BowlJackson
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You call yourselves the Crimson Tide.
But then Bama has a fricking ELEPHANT running around as the mascot.
I did always wonder why Bama fans give Auburn such a hard time over the Tigers, Eagles, Plainsman things when they have the same scenario going on...
Crimson Tide, Elephants, Capstone is the same thing... Is it not?
Posted on 1/22/18 at 9:12 am to TU Rob
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TU Rob
I am surprised by two things:
1. You found someone to have a child with you.
2. You own a TV.
Posted on 1/22/18 at 9:12 am to TU Rob
Just wait for when the time comes he recognizes you're not his dad.
Posted on 1/22/18 at 9:20 am to warcry
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You own a TV.
He's making payments on it at Aaron's Rent to Own.....only 75 more payments and that baby is his!
Posted on 1/22/18 at 10:31 am to TopJimmy
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IMHO, LSU are the real Tigers.
Learn your history.. LSU gets their name from the civil war..
The Louisiana Tigers had represented the state in Civil War and had been known for their hard fighting. This name was applied collectively to the New Orleans Zouaves, the Donaldsonville Cannoniers, and to a number of other Louisiana companies sent to Virginia
Posted on 1/22/18 at 11:03 am to jsmoove
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Your boy sounds like a real tool.
Auburn sounds like they are going through an indent crises!
Plainsmen?
Tigers?
War Eagles?
Which one is it.
Posted on 1/22/18 at 11:11 am to JamalSanders
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You're better than this Rob.
Yeah I know. But I couldn't pass up an opportunity to rile up some Auburn fans. And all the Roll Tider/Incest jokes, I have two degrees from Troy. I grew up an Alabama fan but didn't base a football team on where I chose to go to school.
Posted on 1/22/18 at 11:18 am to TU Rob
The response in this thread is the perfect example of class from the Auburn fan base. Really making fun of a kid. You guys are beyond pathetic.
Posted on 1/22/18 at 12:23 pm to jsmoove
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Your boy sounds like a real tool.
Posted on 1/22/18 at 12:40 pm to jsmoove
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Your boy sounds like a real tool.
I spit Coke Zero when I read this.
Posted on 1/22/18 at 1:51 pm to oneusairman
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Keep it classy buddy.
Is classy murdering somebody because they didn't care enough about a loss?
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