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Auburn, y’all need to pick a mascot
Posted on 1/21/18 at 7:12 pm
Posted on 1/21/18 at 7:12 pm
My 4 year old was watching the Patriots/Jags game with me earlier. He’s a little confused on the names of the big cats, so he asked me if those were the Auburn cheetahs playing. I gotta give him credit for recognizing a cheater and associating it with the barn. But just now he walked past the TV and asked if those were the Auburn Eagles. I feel like something needs to be done here. I can’t have him associating teams going deep in the playoffs with the Auburn War Tiger Eagles.
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Posted on 1/21/18 at 7:14 pm to TU Rob
Don't confuse him further by telling him about the Barn's favorite team, the Carolina Camthers.
Posted on 1/21/18 at 7:14 pm to TU Rob
Posted on 1/21/18 at 7:17 pm to TU Rob
Your boy sounds like a real tool.
Posted on 1/21/18 at 7:18 pm to East Coast Band
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Don't confuse him further by telling him about the Barn's favorite team, the Carolina Camthers.
Good point. Thankfully they’re not around this time of year.
Posted on 1/21/18 at 7:19 pm to TU Rob
Bammer retards should stop procreating. That would solve a ton of the world's problems
Posted on 1/21/18 at 7:20 pm to TU Rob
What about Bama?
You call yourselves the Crimson Tide. Okay. That's cool. I mean, it sounds like old timey slang for a women's period, but it's an original name so its cool.
But then Bama has a fricking ELEPHANT running around as the mascot. I mean, wtf? Where the hell does that come from?
Bama doesn't have room to criticize us there.
You call yourselves the Crimson Tide. Okay. That's cool. I mean, it sounds like old timey slang for a women's period, but it's an original name so its cool.
But then Bama has a fricking ELEPHANT running around as the mascot. I mean, wtf? Where the hell does that come from?
Bama doesn't have room to criticize us there.
This post was edited on 1/21/18 at 7:26 pm
Posted on 1/21/18 at 7:20 pm to jsmoove
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Your boy sounds like a real tool.
Consider who his dad is. Poor kid didn't stand a chance with those genes.
Posted on 1/21/18 at 7:21 pm to BowlJackson
Don't forget the Alabama Roll Tides
Posted on 1/21/18 at 7:25 pm to BowlJackson
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Bama doesn't have room to criticize us there.
Both of Alabama's are unique to football.
Both of Auburn's are among the most common mascots in football.
Posted on 1/21/18 at 7:27 pm to sportsfanatic1
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Bammer retards should stop procreating. That would solve a ton of the world's problems
Posted on 1/21/18 at 7:31 pm to TU Rob
You do know that when you marry your sister the kids will be retarded.
Posted on 1/21/18 at 7:39 pm to TU Rob
You mascot is fricking water yet you have an elephant running around like a dumbass. Those in glass houses should not masturbate in the daytime.
Posted on 1/21/18 at 7:40 pm to TU Rob
It's not as bad as a roll tide crimson elephant
This post was edited on 1/21/18 at 7:44 pm
Posted on 1/21/18 at 7:41 pm to 3down10
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Both of Alabama's are unique to football.
Both of Auburn's are among the most common mascots in football.
Would you rather name your son something like Jonathan and Daniel, or something like Aiden or Stevquanto?
Unique does not equal better?
Crimson Tide is the athletics version of those ghetto or white trash baby names that the idiot parents just made up on the spot.
Auburn's are classic and classy.
Posted on 1/21/18 at 8:07 pm to TU Rob
Sorry your son is retarded
Posted on 1/21/18 at 8:22 pm to TU Rob
I guess it is confusing to the little guy when his moms wears a cat outfit every night and swings from a pole. Try to start leaving him at home and paying for a babysitter
Posted on 1/21/18 at 8:22 pm to BowlJackson
quote:Auburn's are tired and overused. Look around the nation - how many Tigers will you see? Hell, look around the SEC. How many Tigers?
Auburn's are classic and classy.
Add the Eagle. No Eagles around the nation, that's original.
I know, let's combine Tigers AND Eagles! That's original. Indeed it is, but if some think it's retarded, that's ok.
Posted on 1/21/18 at 8:40 pm to TopJimmy
I don't get why they don't fully commit to being the War Eagles.
I have to admit it's pretty cool how they have the actual eagle fly around the stadium.
There are way too many Tigers, and only one of us has a real one.
I have to admit it's pretty cool how they have the actual eagle fly around the stadium.
There are way too many Tigers, and only one of us has a real one.
Posted on 1/21/18 at 8:43 pm to TU Rob
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My 4 year old is mentally retarded and cannot remember simple concepts
Fixed it for you.
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