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Posted on 1/22/18 at 2:07 pm to oneusairman
You are asking barners to "keep it classy?" Just what class do you think applies? Afterall, "barners" are in a class of their own don't you know? The remedial class....
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Posted on 1/22/18 at 2:15 pm to TU Rob
If you could convince him to steal something, gus’ jet will be in your yard in 10 minutes with a scholly.
Posted on 1/22/18 at 2:17 pm to Atxgump
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If you could convince him to steal something
Convince him to beat the frick out of his girlfriend and Saban will be there in a heartbeat with a scholarship offer.
Posted on 1/22/18 at 2:33 pm to DuncanIdaho
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Convince him to beat the frick out of his girlfriend and Saban will be there in a heartbeat with a scholarship offer.
Convince him to lose at least 4 games a year in all his sports, and then have his fans proclaim his teams as the best ever, with virtual metaphysical certainty of a championship the next season, then get him comfy with legion field and the bham bowl.
This will prepare him for being an auburn tiger. Also if he could have a relatively clean driving record, it will help him get a pizza delivery job more easily after graduation.
Posted on 1/22/18 at 2:46 pm to JamalSanders
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I meant the quality of the troll. The delivery was all over the place
I blame Dilly Dilly on that. Plus a general lack of sleep. Got about 5 hours Saturday night and had to be up at 5:30 yesterday, then on my feet for 6 hours. It wasn't my best shot, but an accurate representation of the things my son said.
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