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re: Auburn, y’all need to pick a mascot

Posted on 1/22/18 at 2:00 pm to
Posted by JamalSanders
On a boat
Member since Jul 2015
12135 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 2:00 pm to
I meant the quality of the troll. The delivery was all over the place.
Posted by Jacknola
New Orleans
Member since May 2013
4366 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 2:07 pm to
You are asking barners to "keep it classy?" Just what class do you think applies? Afterall, "barners" are in a class of their own don't you know? The remedial class....
This post was edited on 1/22/18 at 2:07 pm
Posted by Atxgump
Austin
Member since Nov 2015
3982 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 2:15 pm to
If you could convince him to steal something, gus’ jet will be in your yard in 10 minutes with a scholly.
Posted by DuncanIdaho
Ouray, CO
Member since Feb 2013
14970 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 2:17 pm to
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If you could convince him to steal something

Convince him to beat the frick out of his girlfriend and Saban will be there in a heartbeat with a scholarship offer.
Posted by Atxgump
Austin
Member since Nov 2015
3982 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 2:33 pm to
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Convince him to beat the frick out of his girlfriend and Saban will be there in a heartbeat with a scholarship offer.


Convince him to lose at least 4 games a year in all his sports, and then have his fans proclaim his teams as the best ever, with virtual metaphysical certainty of a championship the next season, then get him comfy with legion field and the bham bowl.

This will prepare him for being an auburn tiger. Also if he could have a relatively clean driving record, it will help him get a pizza delivery job more easily after graduation.
Posted by TU Rob
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2008
12734 posts
Posted on 1/22/18 at 2:46 pm to
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I meant the quality of the troll. The delivery was all over the place


I blame Dilly Dilly on that. Plus a general lack of sleep. Got about 5 hours Saturday night and had to be up at 5:30 yesterday, then on my feet for 6 hours. It wasn't my best shot, but an accurate representation of the things my son said.
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