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re: Why do Bama athletes have terrible hair?
Posted on 12/9/17 at 11:38 pm to JesusQuintana
Posted on 12/9/17 at 11:38 pm to JesusQuintana
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Why do Bama athletes have terrible hair?
One of the side effects of deer antler spray.
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Posted on 12/9/17 at 11:43 pm to Remote Controlled
Posted on 12/10/17 at 12:02 am to Dallasgrowl
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The quintessential gump cut for the dorky white kid:
Mett rocked Bama Bangs that would make a tear involuntarily come to your eye.
That being said, what's with this offshoot of the traditional Bama Bangs where it looks like the motherfricker has whipped it around into a bouffant?
This post was edited on 12/10/17 at 12:05 am
Posted on 12/10/17 at 12:05 am to Remote Controlled
Looks like a giant tarantula on his head ready to pounce on someone.
Posted on 12/10/17 at 12:24 am to JesusQuintana
To irritate opponents' fans? 
This post was edited on 12/10/17 at 12:28 am
Posted on 12/10/17 at 12:51 am to cyde
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That being said, what's with this offshoot of the traditional Bama Bangs where it looks like the motherfricker has whipped it around into a bouffant?
It's called the Auburn Swirl.
Posted on 12/10/17 at 1:04 am to JesusQuintana
This post was edited on 12/10/17 at 1:05 am
Posted on 12/10/17 at 1:05 am to Gary Busey
He got jiffy pop head
Posted on 12/10/17 at 1:15 am to JesusQuintana
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No matter the sport.
Swam there and strongly disagree. My coif is and was luxurious af.
Posted on 12/10/17 at 2:16 am to JesusQuintana
The demographics of this thread:
White. Mid 30s. $43,000/year
Have never lived more than 40 miles from where you were born. Southern Baptist. Kids = Youngins. Wife got pregnant with first kid at 19. John Deere is a color.When you refer to your alma mater you say your high school's name. Favorite entree...chilli. Favorite breakfast...chilli. What you served at your wedding...fillet mignon (just kidding, chilli). Blood pressure 160 over 100. Vote republican but belong to a union.
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White. Mid 30s. $43,000/year
Have never lived more than 40 miles from where you were born. Southern Baptist. Kids = Youngins. Wife got pregnant with first kid at 19. John Deere is a color.When you refer to your alma mater you say your high school's name. Favorite entree...chilli. Favorite breakfast...chilli. What you served at your wedding...fillet mignon (just kidding, chilli). Blood pressure 160 over 100. Vote republican but belong to a union.
feel free to add
This post was edited on 12/10/17 at 2:44 am
Posted on 12/10/17 at 2:20 am to secuniversity
you seem tolerant
Posted on 12/10/17 at 2:22 am to starsandstripes
About as tolerant as one can be of hairstyles I guess. Just cringe every time I see this type of thing when it's apparent who's making the comments.
So you want someone to explain hairstyles worn predominantly by young African-American guys? Go ask one of your black friends, I guess.
So you want someone to explain hairstyles worn predominantly by young African-American guys? Go ask one of your black friends, I guess.
This post was edited on 12/10/17 at 2:43 am
Posted on 12/10/17 at 5:59 am to secuniversity
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Go ask one of your black friends, I guess.
Um...
Posted on 12/10/17 at 6:15 am to JesusQuintana
At least they aren't fabricating faux hate by drawing poop swastikas like some of your Mizzou heroes.
Posted on 12/10/17 at 6:49 am to Evolved Simian
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It's called the Auburn Swirl.
Wrong. It’s the Hoover swoop
Posted on 12/10/17 at 6:57 am to secuniversity
Nm
This post was edited on 12/10/17 at 7:22 am
Posted on 12/10/17 at 7:34 am to JesusQuintana
Posted on 12/10/17 at 7:40 am to secuniversity
Someone got triggered over some fricked up hair dos. Jeez man
Posted on 12/10/17 at 7:58 am to Tigers of War
Ronnie Harrison (who now has blue hair)
Hootie Jones (red hair)
Derrick Henry
Tony Brown, Radio Foster and Ardarius Stewart
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Hootie Jones (red hair)
Derrick Henry
Tony Brown, Radio Foster and Ardarius Stewart
Posted on 12/10/17 at 8:03 am to secuniversity
So glad Race Avenger entered the thread to clear all this up
Where did he go?
And we didn't even get a chance to thank him
fricking idiot chose to ignore the making fun of the white kids - that is called "ignoring that which does not fit his narrative"
Must be in media
Where did he go?
And we didn't even get a chance to thank him
fricking idiot chose to ignore the making fun of the white kids - that is called "ignoring that which does not fit his narrative"
Must be in media
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