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Welcome to the Tiger Rant school of How to 'Troll' Bama

Posted on 10/23/16 at 6:16 pm
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 10/23/16 at 6:16 pm
Good afternoon, class. As we know Bama owns our asses and is on a historically great run in the realm of college football. However they are not unassailable and real internet victories can be achieved by following these simple steps.

1. Fantasize some future hypothetical in which something unfavorable happens to Bama. This could be Saban going to Texas, some team (not necessarily LSU) beating Alabama, LSU hiring a coach better than Saban, etc.

2. Fantasize about cartoonish sad hypothetical meltdowns from "Gumps" were this fantasy to occur. Be sure to mention trailers, inbreeding, suicides, murders, etc

3. Tell them they're scared

4. When you receive any response to your fantasy whatsoever, repeat step 3.

5. Laugh, celebrate your internet victory, eat a delicious corndog and cry yourself to sleep
This post was edited on 10/23/16 at 6:17 pm
Posted by CrimsonTideMD
Member since Dec 2010
6925 posts
Posted on 10/23/16 at 6:21 pm to
You forgot

6. Credit REC, NWO, the Illuminati, and luck for any and all Bama success
This post was edited on 10/23/16 at 6:22 pm
Posted by BartnBrigLSU
Member since Jun 2013
512 posts
Posted on 10/23/16 at 6:21 pm to
I fricked your dad
Posted by DrGarth
br
Member since Jan 2012
1176 posts
Posted on 10/23/16 at 6:22 pm to
tFear is real. Lol LSUsessed gump youre in for a rude awakening in a couple weeks. LSU gonna roll that arse











Am i doin it right?
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62996 posts
Posted on 10/23/16 at 6:23 pm to
you left out "9-6"
Posted by Jebeco
Clear Lake City, TX
Member since Jul 2014
3292 posts
Posted on 10/23/16 at 6:23 pm to
quote:

eat a delicious corndog a



Sonic has 50 cent corndogs right now!
Posted by BugaPainTrain7
Oxford, MS
Member since Nov 2014
11567 posts
Posted on 10/23/16 at 6:23 pm to
Come Dance
Posted by OKtiger
Tulsa, OK
Member since Nov 2014
8595 posts
Posted on 10/23/16 at 6:23 pm to
This is sad
Posted by UAFanFromNOLA
NOLA
Member since Dec 2011
4882 posts
Posted on 10/23/16 at 6:26 pm to
Nothing about the refs?
Posted by TideTurf
Member since Sep 2009
3200 posts
Posted on 10/23/16 at 6:26 pm to
All of that stuff is irrelevant because. ...



































Saban has mind fricked them.
That is all!
Posted by 14&Counting
Eugene, OR
Member since Jul 2012
37822 posts
Posted on 10/23/16 at 6:26 pm to
left refs holding targeting and Birmingham
Posted by LSUTigersVCURams
Member since Jul 2014
21940 posts
Posted on 10/23/16 at 6:31 pm to
This post positively reeks of fear.
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117765 posts
Posted on 10/23/16 at 6:34 pm to
quote:

3. Tell them they're scared



You scared, baw
Posted by Errerrerrwere
Member since Aug 2015
38502 posts
Posted on 10/23/16 at 6:34 pm to
Daddy Genro summoning his roaches...beautiful
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
68774 posts
Posted on 10/23/16 at 6:36 pm to
RA'd for sticky
Posted by 25mellon
Pittsburgh
Member since Nov 2015
403 posts
Posted on 10/23/16 at 6:36 pm to
quote:

is on a historically great run in the realm of college football.


Which college football are you talking about. Division 1-A FBS (entertainment) or Division 1-AA FCS (football)?
Posted by JuiceTerry
Roond the Scheme
Member since Apr 2013
40868 posts
Posted on 10/23/16 at 6:39 pm to
Gyotdamn you sound scared Genro
Posted by Keltic Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2006
19456 posts
Posted on 10/23/16 at 6:43 pm to
That bama fans actually take this much time to troll like this is scary. Do you not have a life? Sad thing is you actually think this funny. Dumb & Dumber.
Posted by Bengal26
Member since Oct 2014
1779 posts
Posted on 10/23/16 at 6:43 pm to
Pretty accurate, but from the entire rant.
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24250 posts
Posted on 10/23/16 at 6:44 pm to
To help properly achieve #5, and to do it in true food board gourmet fashion, here's the Cook's Country corndog recipe...

quote:

Make Homemade Corn Dogs for the Best Baseball-Watching Season Ever

A Snack-on-a-Stick Recipe From Cook’s Country

Why This Recipe Works: To re-create this crowd favorite at home, we made a light batter with flour, cornmeal, buttermilk, and eggs. Coating the skewered hot dogs in flour before batter-dipping ensures the batter adheres to the hot dogs. To make coating the hot dogs easy, we transfer the batter to a tall drinking glass for even, hassle free dunking.
MAKES 8 CORN DOGS
Ingredients are linked to our official taste tests and favorite products.
1 ½ cups yellow cornmeal
1 ½ cups all-purpose flour
1 tablespoon baking powder
1 teaspoon baking soda
2 teaspoons sugar
1 ½ teaspoons salt
½ teaspoon cayenne pepper
1 ¾ cups buttermilk
4 large eggs, lightly beaten
8 hot dogs
3 quarts peanut or vegetable oil
1. Set wire rack inside rimmed baking sheet. Whisk cornmeal, 1 cup flour, baking powder, baking soda, sugar, salt, and cayenne together in bowl. Whisk in buttermilk and eggs until incorporated. Place remaining ½ cup flour in shallow dish. Dredge hot dogs in flour and shake to remove excess. Thread hot dogs lengthwise onto eight 8-inch skewers.
2. Add oil to large Dutch oven until it measures about 2 inches deep and heat over medium-high heat to 350 degrees. Stir batter to recombine, then transfer half of batter to tall drinking glass. Working with one at a time, submerge hot dog in glass and twirl to coat with batter. Allow excess batter to drip back into glass and place corn dog in hot oil. Repeat immediately with 3 more hot dogs. Fry corn dogs, turning occasionally, until golden brown, 4 to 6 minutes. Transfer to wire rack. Return oil to 350 degrees and repeat with remaining batter and hot dogs. Serve.




Legit Corndog recipe
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