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Welcome to the Tiger Rant school of How to 'Troll' Bama
Posted on 10/23/16 at 6:16 pm
Posted on 10/23/16 at 6:16 pm
Good afternoon, class. As we know Bama owns our asses and is on a historically great run in the realm of college football. However they are not unassailable and real internet victories can be achieved by following these simple steps.
1. Fantasize some future hypothetical in which something unfavorable happens to Bama. This could be Saban going to Texas, some team (not necessarily LSU) beating Alabama, LSU hiring a coach better than Saban, etc.
2. Fantasize about cartoonish sad hypothetical meltdowns from "Gumps" were this fantasy to occur. Be sure to mention trailers, inbreeding, suicides, murders, etc
3. Tell them they're scared
4. When you receive any response to your fantasy whatsoever, repeat step 3.
5. Laugh, celebrate your internet victory, eat a delicious corndog and cry yourself to sleep
1. Fantasize some future hypothetical in which something unfavorable happens to Bama. This could be Saban going to Texas, some team (not necessarily LSU) beating Alabama, LSU hiring a coach better than Saban, etc.
2. Fantasize about cartoonish sad hypothetical meltdowns from "Gumps" were this fantasy to occur. Be sure to mention trailers, inbreeding, suicides, murders, etc
3. Tell them they're scared
4. When you receive any response to your fantasy whatsoever, repeat step 3.
5. Laugh, celebrate your internet victory, eat a delicious corndog and cry yourself to sleep
This post was edited on 10/23/16 at 6:17 pm
Posted on 10/23/16 at 6:21 pm to genro
You forgot
6. Credit REC, NWO, the Illuminati, and luck for any and all Bama success
6. Credit REC, NWO, the Illuminati, and luck for any and all Bama success
This post was edited on 10/23/16 at 6:22 pm
Posted on 10/23/16 at 6:22 pm to genro
tFear is real. Lol LSUsessed gump youre in for a rude awakening in a couple weeks. LSU gonna roll that arse
Am i doin it right?
Am i doin it right?
Posted on 10/23/16 at 6:23 pm to genro
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eat a delicious corndog a
Sonic has 50 cent corndogs right now!
Posted on 10/23/16 at 6:26 pm to genro
All of that stuff is irrelevant because. ...
Saban has mind fricked them.
That is all!
Saban has mind fricked them.
That is all!
Posted on 10/23/16 at 6:26 pm to genro
left refs holding targeting and Birmingham
Posted on 10/23/16 at 6:31 pm to genro
This post positively reeks of fear.
Posted on 10/23/16 at 6:34 pm to genro
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3. Tell them they're scared
You scared, baw
Posted on 10/23/16 at 6:34 pm to genro
Daddy Genro summoning his roaches...beautiful
Posted on 10/23/16 at 6:36 pm to genro
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is on a historically great run in the realm of college football.
Which college football are you talking about. Division 1-A FBS (entertainment) or Division 1-AA FCS (football)?
Posted on 10/23/16 at 6:39 pm to genro
Gyotdamn you sound scared Genro
Posted on 10/23/16 at 6:43 pm to genro
That bama fans actually take this much time to troll like this is scary. Do you not have a life? Sad thing is you actually think this funny. Dumb & Dumber.
Posted on 10/23/16 at 6:43 pm to genro
Pretty accurate, but from the entire rant.
Posted on 10/23/16 at 6:44 pm to genro
To help properly achieve #5, and to do it in true food board gourmet fashion, here's the Cook's Country corndog recipe...
Legit Corndog recipe
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Make Homemade Corn Dogs for the Best Baseball-Watching Season Ever
A Snack-on-a-Stick Recipe From Cook’s Country
Why This Recipe Works: To re-create this crowd favorite at home, we made a light batter with flour, cornmeal, buttermilk, and eggs. Coating the skewered hot dogs in flour before batter-dipping ensures the batter adheres to the hot dogs. To make coating the hot dogs easy, we transfer the batter to a tall drinking glass for even, hassle free dunking.
MAKES 8 CORN DOGS
Ingredients are linked to our official taste tests and favorite products.
1 ½ cups yellow cornmeal
1 ½ cups all-purpose flour
1 tablespoon baking powder
1 teaspoon baking soda
2 teaspoons sugar
1 ½ teaspoons salt
½ teaspoon cayenne pepper
1 ¾ cups buttermilk
4 large eggs, lightly beaten
8 hot dogs
3 quarts peanut or vegetable oil
1. Set wire rack inside rimmed baking sheet. Whisk cornmeal, 1 cup flour, baking powder, baking soda, sugar, salt, and cayenne together in bowl. Whisk in buttermilk and eggs until incorporated. Place remaining ½ cup flour in shallow dish. Dredge hot dogs in flour and shake to remove excess. Thread hot dogs lengthwise onto eight 8-inch skewers.
2. Add oil to large Dutch oven until it measures about 2 inches deep and heat over medium-high heat to 350 degrees. Stir batter to recombine, then transfer half of batter to tall drinking glass. Working with one at a time, submerge hot dog in glass and twirl to coat with batter. Allow excess batter to drip back into glass and place corn dog in hot oil. Repeat immediately with 3 more hot dogs. Fry corn dogs, turning occasionally, until golden brown, 4 to 6 minutes. Transfer to wire rack. Return oil to 350 degrees and repeat with remaining batter and hot dogs. Serve.
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