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What are some good jokes y'all have heard about other sec teams and fans?
Posted on 6/8/16 at 12:57 pm
Posted on 6/8/16 at 12:57 pm
How do you keep a Tennessee girl from biting her nails?...........................Make her wear shoes!
Why does an Alabama graduate keep their diploma on the dashboard of their car?....................for handicap parking.
Why does an Alabama graduate keep their diploma on the dashboard of their car?....................for handicap parking.
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Posted on 6/8/16 at 12:59 pm to geauxnavybeatbama
...Why did the aggie cross the road?
His dick was stuck in the chicken.
His dick was stuck in the chicken.
Posted on 6/8/16 at 1:00 pm to geauxnavybeatbama
Ole Miss
That is all
That is all
Posted on 6/8/16 at 1:00 pm to geauxnavybeatbama
Q: Why did the Auburn Tigers grad cover her ears?
A: She was trying to hold in a thought.
Q: What's the biggest lie told at Texas A&M?
A: "I was just helping that sheep over the fence."
Q: What’s the difference between a litter of puppies and LSU Tigers fans?
A: Eventually puppies grow up and stop whining.
Q: How did the MSU fan die from drinking milk?
A: The cow fell on him!
Q: Why don’t Bama fans use 911 in an emergency?
A: Because they can’t find "eleven" on the phone dial.
A: She was trying to hold in a thought.
Q: What's the biggest lie told at Texas A&M?
A: "I was just helping that sheep over the fence."
Q: What’s the difference between a litter of puppies and LSU Tigers fans?
A: Eventually puppies grow up and stop whining.
Q: How did the MSU fan die from drinking milk?
A: The cow fell on him!
Q: Why don’t Bama fans use 911 in an emergency?
A: Because they can’t find "eleven" on the phone dial.
This post was edited on 6/8/16 at 1:01 pm
Posted on 6/8/16 at 1:01 pm to geauxnavybeatbama
Love the old Spurrier dig at Auburn.
About a fire at Auburn that destroyed 20 books. "But the real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet."
About a fire at Auburn that destroyed 20 books. "But the real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet."
Posted on 6/8/16 at 1:02 pm to WildTchoupitoulas
quote:
...Why did the aggie cross the road?
His dick was stuck in the chicken.
Posted on 6/8/16 at 1:03 pm to geauxnavybeatbama
Why aren't there any prostitutes in Tennessee?
Because they're all volunteers.
Because they're all volunteers.
Posted on 6/8/16 at 1:06 pm to geauxnavybeatbama
What do Alabama and Auburn fans have in common?
They talk about Alabama football more than anything else
They talk about Alabama football more than anything else
Posted on 6/8/16 at 1:12 pm to geauxnavybeatbama
Q: Why does the Aggie Corps wear uniforms made out of polyester?
A: There's no virgin wool within a hundred miles of College Station!
A: There's no virgin wool within a hundred miles of College Station!
Posted on 6/8/16 at 1:14 pm to geauxnavybeatbama
LSU's budget is probably the best joke of them all.
Posted on 6/8/16 at 1:16 pm to geauxnavybeatbama
Q: Do LSU fans eat anything besides corn dogs?
A: No
A: No
Posted on 6/8/16 at 1:16 pm to CGSC Lobotomy
From Skip Bertman:
My understanding is that NASA plans to study Starkville, Mississippi to determine why there is no atmosphere there.
My understanding is that NASA plans to study Starkville, Mississippi to determine why there is no atmosphere there.
Posted on 6/8/16 at 1:18 pm to geauxnavybeatbama
What does an auburn woman say after sex?
"Get off me, Daddy, you're smashing my cigarettes."
"Get off me, Daddy, you're smashing my cigarettes."
Posted on 6/8/16 at 1:21 pm to geauxnavybeatbama
Q: What do all trees in East Texas lean to the east?
A: Because Louisiana sucks
Q: What do you call a good looking girl on LSU's campus?
A: A visitor
A: Because Louisiana sucks
Q: What do you call a good looking girl on LSU's campus?
A: A visitor
Posted on 6/8/16 at 1:22 pm to geauxnavybeatbama
How do you keep a Vol fan from beating his Dick for 9 years?
Paint it crimson and white.
11 for orange and blue.
Paint it crimson and white.
11 for orange and blue.
Posted on 6/8/16 at 1:23 pm to texag7
I think that second joke would work better if you replaced LSU with A&M.
LSU is top 3 in terms of "talent" on campus.
LSU is top 3 in terms of "talent" on campus.
Posted on 6/8/16 at 1:24 pm to hg
Haha
Posted on 6/8/16 at 1:24 pm to hg
LSU is terribly overrated in terms of talent. Much like Ole Miss, the girls just lather on the makeup. Bunch of cake faces
Posted on 6/8/16 at 1:26 pm to TexasAg13
I don't think anyone is going to agree with Aggies opinion on this one.
Posted on 6/8/16 at 1:26 pm to hg
Girls from Louisiana are not attractive, pretty widely accepted fact. They didn't get the same blonde southern genes that the rest of the south did because of your dirty French roots
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