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Why Louisiana is a terrible place: A pictoral annotation
Posted on 11/26/14 at 12:16 pm
Posted on 11/26/14 at 12:16 pm
Upon entering this shitehole from any direction, one will instantly look back in regret as to why they did not spring for the extra hazard package:
With 90% of its population living well below the poverty line, it is not uncommon to see shanty towns littered along the countryside on I-10 and I-49.
See Lafayette(pronounced: laugh ee yet):
They love their "swamp culture," and will take every opportunity to throw it in your face(as if you actually care). By ancient tradition, on their first birthday, every child must catch his/her own alligator, and must care for it. Forever!:
And before you ask... yes, even birds get their own alligator:
Which sometimes ends badly:
Since English is their second language, and the few who do speak it will pretend they don't and try to take advantage of you(assume all are no good tricksters), you should study up on your French before visiting.
Even their signs are all in French:
Their penal code comes directly from the Emperor Napolean II of France; therefore, this gives them to right to detain anyone for several weeks with no charge, and they will publicly decapitate you.
Downtown New Orleans circa 1984:
Their governor is an amiable man, but will turn upon you in a moments notice. If you make fun of his hair, fail to complement his choice of tie and swear fielty, or appear to be amused in any way about the irony of an Indian guy with a thick Southern accent, he will shoot you:
Northern Louisiana is rife with violence and terrorism. Bossier city is a veritable war zone, and Shreveport is home to the American branch of Al Qaeda:
But it isn't wholly without its merits, they don't call it "Sportsman's Paradise" for nothing. With its ancient swamps and teeming with wildlife, Caddo Lake is one one of the most picturesque, beautiful places on earth:
Oops, That's the Texas side, sorry. Here's Louisiana:
Get it together, people!
With 90% of its population living well below the poverty line, it is not uncommon to see shanty towns littered along the countryside on I-10 and I-49.
See Lafayette(pronounced: laugh ee yet):
They love their "swamp culture," and will take every opportunity to throw it in your face(as if you actually care). By ancient tradition, on their first birthday, every child must catch his/her own alligator, and must care for it. Forever!:
And before you ask... yes, even birds get their own alligator:
Which sometimes ends badly:
Since English is their second language, and the few who do speak it will pretend they don't and try to take advantage of you(assume all are no good tricksters), you should study up on your French before visiting.
Even their signs are all in French:
Their penal code comes directly from the Emperor Napolean II of France; therefore, this gives them to right to detain anyone for several weeks with no charge, and they will publicly decapitate you.
Downtown New Orleans circa 1984:
Their governor is an amiable man, but will turn upon you in a moments notice. If you make fun of his hair, fail to complement his choice of tie and swear fielty, or appear to be amused in any way about the irony of an Indian guy with a thick Southern accent, he will shoot you:
Northern Louisiana is rife with violence and terrorism. Bossier city is a veritable war zone, and Shreveport is home to the American branch of Al Qaeda:
But it isn't wholly without its merits, they don't call it "Sportsman's Paradise" for nothing. With its ancient swamps and teeming with wildlife, Caddo Lake is one one of the most picturesque, beautiful places on earth:
Oops, That's the Texas side, sorry. Here's Louisiana:
Get it together, people!
This post was edited on 11/26/14 at 12:36 pm
Posted on 11/26/14 at 12:19 pm to Masterag
Your team will still lose tomorrow
Posted on 11/26/14 at 12:31 pm to Masterag
I-45 passes threw Louisiana?
Posted on 11/26/14 at 12:31 pm to Masterag
Someone's mad that there boss is an lsu alumni
Posted on 11/26/14 at 12:31 pm to Masterag
I was going to come in and knight for this fine state, but you won me over with the picture captions. Well done.
Posted on 11/26/14 at 12:32 pm to Masterag
This was actually well done. Much better than the norm around here.
Posted on 11/26/14 at 12:33 pm to Masterag
Literally, it's the end of the world down there.
Posted on 11/26/14 at 12:34 pm to Masterag
This is very well done. I wish others aggys would follow your example.
Posted on 11/26/14 at 12:35 pm to Masterag
I will admit our roads are beyond horrible. It's really annoying when it sounds like my wheels are basketballs on the highway.
More hills would also be nice.
More hills would also be nice.
This post was edited on 11/26/14 at 12:37 pm
Posted on 11/26/14 at 12:39 pm to Masterag
Every LSU grad is from & lives in Louisiana
Posted on 11/26/14 at 12:42 pm to Masterag
this is the worst grind pastiche ever.
Posted on 11/26/14 at 12:45 pm to Masterag
pic not taken in Louisiana
that is an awesome pic
from miami fl you stupid arse ag
another awesome pic
do I really need to post the pics of the weird arse aggies. Just admit it, Louisiana is better than the Tejas Republic of northern Mexico.
Posted on 11/26/14 at 12:48 pm to Masterag
All up in your head, I see.
Posted on 11/26/14 at 12:49 pm to Masterag
All looks pretty good to me... Thanks for the great PICS.
Posted on 11/26/14 at 12:52 pm to Masterag
It's hilarious to see Ag's try and manufacture a rivalry....must be that lil' bro syndrome.
No one cares little aggie.
No one cares little aggie.
Posted on 11/26/14 at 12:52 pm to Masterag
quote:
Northern Louisiana is rife with violence and terrorism. Bossier city is a veritable war zone, and Shreveport is home to the American branch of Al Qaeda:
It's West Monroe though.
This post was edited on 11/26/14 at 12:54 pm
Posted on 11/26/14 at 1:06 pm to Masterag
Well played sir.
Lsu being forced to play on thanksgiving by daddy is a real treat.
Lsu being forced to play on thanksgiving by daddy is a real treat.
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