Have you ever been to jail? Why?

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Have you ever been to jail?

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No.

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Why?

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I was properly reared in an upper-middle class household.

Also, prison time does not sound appealing to me. I tend to like my b-hole and other orifices free of dicks.

No but my best friend got an overnight stay because he thought lighting up a bowl in the LRC parking lot UNDER A STREET LIGHT was a good idea.

Criminal damage to property - December 18, 2005 Savannah, GA

I was out drinking with some friends doing some bar hopping. We found some hole in the wall Latin bar with nobody in it. I decided I wanted a loaded corona and after being charged $10 for it I was upset. I was drunk. I'm talking seeing in slow motion drunk. I went downstairs to take a piss and on my way back up I saw a fire extinguisher. I discharged that bitch is most sharp and military fashion I could muster. It was the powder/chalk (?) kind, so shite went everywhere. I told my friends we had to leave.

We "ran" away to a pizza place a few blocks away and waited in line. That's when the cops showed up and pulled us out of line. They asked us what rank we used to be and placed us all under arrest. I was the only one that was 21.

We loaded up in the wagon and made a few more stops. One guy they picked up had just been recently pepper sprayed so he was screaming for "watuh" a whole lot. They pulled over and sprayed him with a water hose. The water came into the wagon and washed out the piss that my buddy had just made. That was a funny sight. My one friend had to unzip the other. He couldn't get his dick out and they both knew what had to happen next but neither one could say it. He managed to free it without further contact and I woke up the next morning thinking it was all a dream but sure enough, I was in a cell. That was a fun three days in Chatham County.

Jail or Prison?

In youth and beauty, wisdom is but rare!
Homer

Personally, no. I'm a cop and probably wouldn't have been hired if I had a rap sheet.

I do have a cousin that was arrested for urinating on a squad car. Had he just been drunk and inadvertently pissed on the back tire it wouldn't have been funny. Unfortunately, he stood on the hood and pissed on the windshield with two Sheriff's Deputies inside.

Yes, I just served almost a year. It was not only a crime I didn't do. It was a crime that never happened. It was made up from the very beginning. There were lies told at every level in the process. You don't know what anger is until you wake up every morning knowing you didn't do what you are being accused of, but what makes it worse is the knowledge that the cops and DA involved know you didn't either and continue to pursue the charges.

Twice.

Once for public intoxication. Was on a pay phone(I'm old) talking to a girl I had been hooking up with. She didn't want me to come over so I started yelling at her. Cop told me to quiet down and I told him to mind hid own f-ing business. Spent the night in the drunk tank with a few DUI frat stars and ended up paying a small fine.

Once for obstruction of justice. Cop was harassing this homeless lady downtown, and I asked him why he was harassing her. I saw the whole incident and he just walked up to her and started harassing her. She was sitting on a park bench. He didn't like my questioning him, and told me to move along. I told him I'd move along as soon as he stopped harassing an innocent person. Spent a couple of hours in a holding cell, and they eventually let me go with no charges. I filed a formal complaint with the Police Chief as soon as I got home.

Yes... Twice.... Beat dem charges like Rocky.