Dawggy_Style

I've been gone for weeks, only to return to find such scintillating conversations.

Good evening, all.

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CheeseburgerEddie



Herbert from Family Guy

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Great, now in my head all of Eddie's posts will be read using Herbert's voice. :banghead:

I watch the first 3-4 minutes that are shown at the end of Colbert Report on my DVR because Comedy Central's timing sucks rocks.

I really enjoy it, just haven't bothered to actually record it on purpose.

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If you want more responses, you could add a racially charged component to the question

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Or try starting the thread before midnight.

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Right so what we do is reorganize

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That's the ticket! Stay positive, come back with an unbeatable plan. (6th wish should totally be for an arsenal of tiny squirrel weapons because the manufacturing feasibility has me concerned a bit.


Also, the random downvotes tonight are hilarious! I'd totally understand if only my posts were receiving a downvote (I'd understand, but it still makes me a little sad) because I clearly jumped the sanity track almost two hours ago. The funny thing is that a variety of posts are receiving votes.

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uh huh. I thought you might take this position. Clearly our business relationship is off to rocky start

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Not at all, I'm merely trying to keep everything aboveboard. On the up and up. On the straight and narrow. Clean, clear and under control. Up, up and away. Follow the yellow brick road. Other random, cheerful phrases.

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shite.

You're pretty rad.

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Dude. I'm awesome.

Have you considered the possibility that someone (perhaps even a rant-loving Lutheran minister) staged the ethereal voice from the heavens as part of an elaborate prank? It's only a thought, of course, but if it proves to be true I'm sure you'll look into the consequences of impersonating our illustrious and revered leader. One might think such a crime might be punishable by banning. I'm not saying your friend DID impersonate a higher power in order to ridicule you and your followers when you delivered unto us your heavenly message, I'm merely suggesting that you consider the possibility.

How much would you be willing to pay to watch two squirrels duel to the death with tiny guns?

Maybe we've been looking at this wrong. Maybe the money to be made is in the promotion, not direct sales. That actually makes more sense, squirrels don't have a lot of discretionary income.

So, how much? $40? $50? More? Would you be interested in securing season tickets to all events at the SquirrelDome:Extremely Awesome Entertainment venue?