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Dear Auburn, You are now on notice- 2013
Posted on 9/9/13 at 4:30 pm
Posted on 9/9/13 at 4:30 pm
'Twas the night before grind fest
And all through the plains
All the gingers were sobbing
Because they take the blame
For their parents divorce
Because what marriage could last
The kid with teeth like a horse
frick you auburn you ugly freak
I pity you. Your future is bleak
But you prayed for a savior
He couldn't be reached
Yet a loud fat man came
His suit was yellow
And so were his teeth
Round up your fellow toads
You useless fricks
I hate most of you chodes
Your morals and logic corrupt
I've combined most
Rhymes even while drunk. what have you done you clown fricks?
The cadence is off
But the brilliance is there
The haiku was a scoff
frick you I don't care
Auburn, where do I begin? I've hated you since I can remember. From running an offense that sidelines 100s of 1000s every Saturday to preaching "family" while leaving heroes like Chaz Ramsey homeless on the streets you are simply despicable.
I remember sitting around hammered drunk after 28-10 thinking that this was the most beautiful thing I can remember since my son Jermolten was born to me in 2009. Then I realized that this was going to become a yearly thing. An annual beat down coming from the one coach capable of transforming from human to muffin. Dan Muffin.
With all of this said the score on Saturday will be State 31 Auburn 13. Muffin is coming for you Auburn, and hell is coming with him.
With love,
NIH & Slope <3
And all through the plains
All the gingers were sobbing
Because they take the blame
For their parents divorce
Because what marriage could last
The kid with teeth like a horse
frick you auburn you ugly freak
I pity you. Your future is bleak
But you prayed for a savior
He couldn't be reached
Yet a loud fat man came
His suit was yellow
And so were his teeth
Round up your fellow toads
You useless fricks
I hate most of you chodes
Your morals and logic corrupt
I've combined most
Rhymes even while drunk. what have you done you clown fricks?
The cadence is off
But the brilliance is there
The haiku was a scoff
frick you I don't care
Auburn, where do I begin? I've hated you since I can remember. From running an offense that sidelines 100s of 1000s every Saturday to preaching "family" while leaving heroes like Chaz Ramsey homeless on the streets you are simply despicable.
I remember sitting around hammered drunk after 28-10 thinking that this was the most beautiful thing I can remember since my son Jermolten was born to me in 2009. Then I realized that this was going to become a yearly thing. An annual beat down coming from the one coach capable of transforming from human to muffin. Dan Muffin.
With all of this said the score on Saturday will be State 31 Auburn 13. Muffin is coming for you Auburn, and hell is coming with him.
With love,
NIH & Slope <3
This post was edited on 9/9/13 at 4:31 pm
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Posted on 9/9/13 at 4:31 pm to NIH
What he said. frick auburn.
Posted on 9/9/13 at 4:31 pm to NIH
you're a regular robert frost. frick you suck
Posted on 9/9/13 at 4:32 pm to NIH
Posted on 9/9/13 at 4:32 pm to NIH
grindfest will be sweet this year
Posted on 9/9/13 at 4:32 pm to NIH
That was a thorough post. Didn't read though.
Posted on 9/9/13 at 4:33 pm to NIH
NIH PLS
This post was edited on 9/9/13 at 4:33 pm
Posted on 9/9/13 at 4:33 pm to heartbreakTiger
Posted on 9/9/13 at 4:33 pm to NIH
Loud mouth Malzahn had to call in the jaws of life to get her husband outta there.
This post was edited on 9/9/13 at 4:34 pm
Posted on 9/9/13 at 4:34 pm to NIH
A for effort
So close...
quote:
An annual beat down
So close...
Posted on 9/9/13 at 4:34 pm to NIH
Dan Mullen's only victory against Auburn was against the worst Auburn team in SEC history.
Posted on 9/9/13 at 4:34 pm to NIH
Only if Hell is sending them some players. Otherwise Auburn will have a field day running all over their D and state will be back to their usual ways of losing with Muffin leading the way.
This post was edited on 9/9/13 at 4:36 pm
Posted on 9/9/13 at 4:34 pm to ksayetiger
I think I lost brain cells about halfway through that OP.
I'm personally hoping for a 3-2 State win, with a FG ricocheting off Jake Holland's helmet and through the uprights as time expires.
I'm personally hoping for a 3-2 State win, with a FG ricocheting off Jake Holland's helmet and through the uprights as time expires.
Posted on 9/9/13 at 4:34 pm to NIH
Much better than most of the grinding today.
Posted on 9/9/13 at 4:35 pm to NIH
quote:
Muffin is coming for you Auburn, and hell is coming with him.
You're bringing Starkville to Auburn?
Posted on 9/9/13 at 4:35 pm to NIH
The parts written by Slope were funny.
Posted on 9/9/13 at 4:35 pm to llfshoals
quote:
I'm personally hoping for a 3-2 State win, with a FG ricocheting off Jake Holland's helmet and through the uprights as time expires.
Wouldn't even be mad, just impressed.
Posted on 9/9/13 at 4:36 pm to NIH
Posted on 9/9/13 at 4:36 pm to WDE24
;)
Posted on 9/9/13 at 4:37 pm to AUCatfish
quote:
You're bringing Starkville to Auburn?
no
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