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Posted on 9/4/13 at 5:59 pm to
Posted by chrisbracadabra1
Fayetteville, Ar
Member since Dec 2012
22 posts
Posted on 9/4/13 at 5:59 pm to
cas4t, please give us more hilarious phrases.

ETA "cas4t, please give us more hilarious phrases."
This post was edited on 9/4/13 at 6:52 pm
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
70986 posts
Posted on 9/4/13 at 5:59 pm to
quote:

"What are the odds anyone will see my longhorn tattoo?"


Posted by Roger Klarvin
DFW
Member since Nov 2012
46626 posts
Posted on 9/4/13 at 6:01 pm to
Cum-guzzling sewer slut

It needs to be used more frequently
Posted by Thunder Tiger
Member since Sep 2011
2608 posts
Posted on 9/4/13 at 6:02 pm to
Bama fans: "We love college baseball. It's a great, nationally relevant sport."


"We simply got beat by the better team."
Posted by KaiserSoze99
Member since Aug 2011
31669 posts
Posted on 9/4/13 at 6:05 pm to
Should've gone to Texas.

A&M is a destination coaching job.

Kevin Sumlin will retire at A&M.

I'm proud to be a Yankee.

Alabama is my second favorite team.

Why don't you back that up with something credible...like a link from bleacher report.

JF will make it all the way through the season without a single injury

You're right. I am delusional.

Our three point overtime win was NOT an arse kicking.

Classy LSU fans.

ESPN reported that family.

I moved to Mississippi for the quality public schools.

Mark is in complete control.

The real Death Valley is at Clemson.

I can't wait for the off-season.

I have a small penis.

I jack off to midget porn.

This place needs to be more like TexAgs.
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
70986 posts
Posted on 9/4/13 at 6:05 pm to
Ok

Mizzou fans:

My money is on Mizzou this game

I'm really optimistic about this years football team

we have the best tail gating in the SEC

Arky:

Bret was successful in the big 10 because the conference was weak at that time

Brets wife was not a Vegas stripper

LSU:

this year we will not win a natty

I trust les miles with the offense

toonces is a great logo
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
70986 posts
Posted on 9/4/13 at 6:06 pm to
Posted by TexasAg13
San Antonio de Béxar
Member since Jul 2013
5815 posts
Posted on 9/4/13 at 6:08 pm to
Bama fans: Man, our East opponents are tough this year.
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
96426 posts
Posted on 9/4/13 at 6:09 pm to
Spurrier will be at South Carolina for 5-7 more years

Was it over when the Japanese invaded Pearl Harbor?
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
70986 posts
Posted on 9/4/13 at 6:14 pm to
Bama fans

The bridge scheduling is the main reason we got to the NC last year

bridge scheduling is unfair

bridge scheduling has benefited us more than others

Saban loves his players like his own kids

Saban wants his players to get an education

Saban wasn't cut out for the NFL

I would not give Saban a BJ

I am from Alabama

I have been to Bryant Denny stadium
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
70986 posts
Posted on 9/4/13 at 6:17 pm to
Ole Miss fans

I'm not racist

I love minorities

our tailgating is not a glorified college fraternity formal

I voted for Obama

I do not have an inheritance coming

I had a job in college

Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
70986 posts
Posted on 9/4/13 at 6:20 pm to
Kentucky fans

football> basketball

coach Cal is a sleaze

Coach Cal tweets too much

Coach Cals wife is beautiful

We do not burn living room furniture

So pumped about football season

We could win the east this year

Posted by KaiserSoze99
Member since Aug 2011
31669 posts
Posted on 9/4/13 at 6:22 pm to
All the hetero Aggies on here.....

Well, the smart Bama fans think.....

Kentucky football fans.

Y'all's new coach is gonna kick arse.

We're being out recruited.

I hope Johnny gets busted, because I don't want him to beat us.

There are more players on A&M's team than JFF.

We will get our asses kicked if JFF gets hurt.

We had all of our starters in.

We were padding our stats.

I wish that guy played on our team.

Just wait until track season.

At least I have this Art History Degree to fall back on.

It should all be about education.

He picked y'all's school fair and square. Better luck next time.

Johhny's gonna get kicked off the team if don't listen to Sumlin.

A&M is relevant.

I'm glad we chose A&M over the longhorns. That was a good move.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
RIP Hefty Lefty - 1981-2019
Member since Nov 2010
99906 posts
Posted on 9/4/13 at 6:26 pm to
quote:

football> basketball


CatFan is gonna call you on this.

quote:

So pumped about football season


We're always pumped about football season around these parts.
Posted by KaiserSoze99
Member since Aug 2011
31669 posts
Posted on 9/4/13 at 6:26 pm to
I forgot one;


Hot Aggie co-eds.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
55257 posts
Posted on 9/4/13 at 6:26 pm to
quote:

KaiserSoze99


quote:

The road to Atlanta goes through Lexington.


Did you study geography or travel much?

The road (I-75 to be exact) goes through Atlanta, Knoxville, and Lexington. There is a reason they call the city Catlanta.
Posted by Thunder Tiger
Member since Sep 2011
2608 posts
Posted on 9/4/13 at 6:26 pm to
Barners: "If it wasn't for Cam, we would not have won the NC in 2010."
Posted by cas4t
Member since Jan 2010
70986 posts
Posted on 9/4/13 at 6:26 pm to
I know I know I'm just yanking yalls chain
Posted by KCM0Tiger
Kansas City, MISSOURI
Member since Nov 2011
15594 posts
Posted on 9/4/13 at 6:28 pm to
"Missouri is a good fit in the SEC"

"We should not kick Missouri out of the conference"

"Missouri isn't a bunch of damn yankees"

"Missouri isn't in love with meth"

"Missouri will win the SEC in football"

"Missouri was a good addition to the SEC"

"I don't hate Missouri"

"Pinkel is a good coach"
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34358 posts
Posted on 9/4/13 at 6:29 pm to
"A&M will beat LSU at BR."

Well I just said it.
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