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re: Brian, The Teabagger, Has Turned Himself In...Balls and All

Posted on 1/19/12 at 11:45 am to
Posted by BalukaTiger
Collierville, TN
Member since Nov 2010
62 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 11:45 am to
quote:

I agree, and I am so glad that I am female. I did not realize that dragging your balls across another mans face while he is passed out is a common thing to do.

So totally agree.

What. The. Hell.
Posted by TT9
Global warming
Member since Sep 2008
82952 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 11:46 am to
Posted by 12
Redneck part of Florida
Member since Nov 2010
18769 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 11:46 am to
I just hope the guy calls into Finebaum.

T-bag guy: Pawl, I remember seeing what they did to Coach Saban's statue after the game in November. I couldn't let it stand Pawl. My testes just got too much Bama in 'em. Roll Damn Tide.
Posted by crimsonsaint
Member since Nov 2009
37274 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 11:47 am to
quote:

I think the worst I ever got was shaving cream in my hair.


Lucky for you. I've had my eyebrows shaved off.
Posted by AUCatfish
How are yah now?
Member since Oct 2007
13995 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 11:48 am to
quote:

My testes just got too much Bama in 'em.


Damn
Posted by AUnite
The Tragic City
Member since Nov 2010
14828 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 11:49 am to
quote:

T-bag guy: Pawl, I remember seeing what they did to Coach Saban's statue after the game in November. I couldn't let it stand Pawl. My testes just got too much Bama in 'em. Roll Damn Tide.



quote:

crimsonsaint

Damn. We never did stuff like that. The worst was drawing on someone with eyeliner (bc it's easy to get makeup off). We never did the sharpie cause that's a bitch to get off.
Posted by TemplarTheSaint
The Vatican
Member since Oct 2011
704 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 11:49 am to
quote:

Taco mashing?


Clam Trailing?
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
105505 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 11:49 am to
coastie

quote:

There could be closet teabaggers all around me.
Never, ever going to have relations or simulate relations with another dude.



Nitey

quote:

I've never had another chick do anything similar to me.
Why not?



Posted by TigerMattSTL
O'Fallon, MO
Member since Aug 2011
1105 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 11:49 am to
Watching the Alabama fans in that video hovering around a helpless man while tugging on their zippers was straight out of Deliverance. If it was just the soon to be arrested idiot, that would have been one thing. But most of the Alabama guys were doing it. Beyond disturbing.
Posted by tigerfan63
cenla.
Member since Aug 2006
1690 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 11:49 am to
Tell Brian to watch his back. They ARE coming for him.
Posted by DvlsAdvocat
Your Mom's House, AL
Member since Jul 2007
24491 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 11:50 am to
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We need a thread for confessions of the worst places you've ever passed out at. Mine was on the roof of an expensive arse Range Rover parked next to my car at the 2004 AU/UT game in Knoxville.


I have two bad ones.

1A) On the floor of a bar bathroom, with my head between two urinals. Awakened by a waitress standing over me asking if I was alright.

1B) In an unlit alley in downtown Birmingham. I had to wiggle through a gap in a fence to get in and out of there.
Posted by oleheat
Sportsman's Paradise
Member since Mar 2007
13542 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 11:50 am to
"Son.....Life as you know it....HAS ENDED."
Posted by cyde
He gone
Member since Nov 2005
31793 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 11:50 am to
Sounds like just within striking distance. Don't get drunk outside, Aubs.
Posted by TT9
Global warming
Member since Sep 2008
82952 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 11:50 am to
quote:

Tell Brian to watch his back. They ARE coming for him.
ok
Posted by WillyLoman
On Island Time
Member since Dec 2007
1719 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 11:50 am to
quote:

My testes just got too much Bama in 'em. Roll Damn Tide.


BEST line in this thread!!
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
79144 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 11:51 am to
Introducing ...The Brian Downing Tide Teabagger Turdition Fund.
Send all donations to CrimsonSaint@GumpsForUncle Harvey.com
Because a Gump (RTR !) has a fundamental human right to drag his tiny sausauge (RTR!) on other men (RTR!) any damn time that man has had too much to drink. (RTR !)

Posted by taylormade
Tumbleton
Member since Jan 2011
9806 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 11:52 am to
quote:

Do you happen to know the Teabagger?


quote:

MSCoastTigerGirl


Naaa.. but I do have a friend that i work with
who lives near Phx City.. he may know this guy..

Posted by AUnite
The Tragic City
Member since Nov 2010
14828 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 11:52 am to
quote:

RockyMtnTiger

I'll be sure to let you know when the next girl's night is so you can hide in the bushes and watch.

Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
105505 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 11:53 am to
quote:

I'll be sure to let you know when the next girl's night is so you can hide in the bushes and watch.
Posted by tickfawtiger
Killian LA
Member since Sep 2005
11001 posts
Posted on 1/19/12 at 11:54 am to
All the "roll tiding chants" and encouragement of their FEMALE compatriots...is even MORE distubing !
WHAT the hell is WRONG with ALL those gumps in the video ??????
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