DvlsAdvocat
| Favorite team: | Alabama  |
| Location: | Your Mom's House, AL |
| Biography: | "touch dat thang!" -- to bask in the glory of achievement; to acknowledge personal satisfaction |
| Interests: | World Domination |
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| Number of Posts: | 24491 |
| Registered on: | 7/31/2007 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: Will Alabama's S&C Program Suffer Now
Posted by DvlsAdvocat on 10/4/13 at 9:38 am
I actually said it to myself while typing the line out... :cheers:
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re: Will Alabama's S&C Program Suffer Now
Posted by DvlsAdvocat on 10/4/13 at 9:27 am
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how many of the S&C coaches came directly from a high school before getting hired at Bama?
You got me. Do the research:
Scott Cochran, Head Strength and Conditioning Coach/Football
Terry Jones, Assistant Head Strength and Conditioning Coach
Rocky Colburn, Assistant Strength and Conditioning Coach
Michelle Martin Diltz, Assistant Strength and Conditioning Coach
Jonathan Farris, Assistant Strength and Conditioning Coach
Jim Hamner, Assistant Strength and Conditioning Coach
Corey Harris, Assistant Strength and Conditioning Coach
Mark Hocke, Assistant Strength and Conditioning Coach
Travis Illian, Assistant Strength and Conditioning Coach
Kindal Moorehead, Assistant Strength and Conditioning Coach
Lou DeNeen, Strength and Conditioning
Phelon Jones, Athletic Intern
Josh Hampton, Athletic Intern
I'm guessing not many.
re: Will Alabama's S&C Program Suffer Now
Posted by DvlsAdvocat on 10/4/13 at 9:07 am
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So then the program won't be operating optimally without Coach Harris, correct?
I guess they'll work around his absence until they hire a replacement. Correct?
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Maybe my Auburn mind wonders constantly about other imaginary conspiracies.
FIFY
re: Bama, go ahead and cheat, but don't insult my intelligence.
Posted by DvlsAdvocat on 10/4/13 at 9:05 am
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The last thing you want is the NCAA nosing around your program consonantly. They will find something eventually.
Like vowels? Maybe a prepositional phrase?
re: Will Alabama's S&C Program Suffer Now
Posted by DvlsAdvocat on 10/4/13 at 9:01 am
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get it. I'm just wondering about this guy and the other 8 assistants and what value they possessed that got them hired in the first place.
Apparently you don't get it, actually. Their value is that they have S&C training, and we wanted to hire them. The Alabama athletic department decided that the optimum number of available S&C coaches, for their program, is whatever number they hired.
Whats so hard about that to decipher?
re: Will Alabama's S&C Program Suffer Now
Posted by DvlsAdvocat on 10/4/13 at 8:58 am
I just googled the two departments. Auburn has four S&C guys. Bama has 13. (make that 12 now, I'm sure)
re: Will Alabama's S&C Program Suffer Now
Posted by DvlsAdvocat on 10/4/13 at 8:52 am
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So he was superfluous? Why was he hired then?
Because frick you, thats why.
But seriously...its not like we are trying to run a bare bones operation down there. The overall staff is huge.
re: Bama, go ahead and cheat, but don't insult my intelligence.
Posted by DvlsAdvocat on 10/4/13 at 8:50 am
Unemployed people lose all track of days of the week.
re: Bama, go ahead and cheat, but don't insult my intelligence.
Posted by DvlsAdvocat on 10/4/13 at 8:49 am
re: Is Bama/auburn the weakest rivalry In CFB?
Posted by DvlsAdvocat on 10/4/13 at 8:30 am
Apparently, coherent posting is your hated rival.
re: Hypothetical question: could you recruit better if you gave out $500 loans?
Posted by DvlsAdvocat on 10/3/13 at 4:34 pm
Hey look!! A Missouri fan! Have y'all played a game yet?
re: Hypothetical question: could you recruit better if you gave out $500 loans?
Posted by DvlsAdvocat on 10/3/13 at 4:01 pm
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Hypothetical question: could you recruit better if you pay thousands for their autographs?
re: Saban is a moron
Posted by DvlsAdvocat on 10/3/13 at 3:38 pm
Thanks Coach Stallings.
re: Ha Ha received money from asst strength coach
Posted by DvlsAdvocat on 10/3/13 at 2:41 pm
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So all the "in the know" crowd here were clueless.
Aren't they ALWAYS?
I'm sure that I have NEVER seen an "inside source" poster be accurate.
re: The time has come.. Landon Collins, step right up
Posted by DvlsAdvocat on 10/3/13 at 12:05 pm
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I can say that we cannot help but irrationally dislike a guy like Collins. I can't explain it, I'm not saying it's right but it's just a fact and seems to be more prevalent in Louisiana.
Yeah, y'all are some weird motherfrickers.
re: The time has come.. Landon Collins, step right up
Posted by DvlsAdvocat on 10/3/13 at 11:29 am
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Didn't you know that all Alabama players are 1st round picks before they play a snap in college? How dare you question him!
I guarantee you this...if he was at LSU, he'd have some kind of retarded nickname to go along with his hyperinfalted predicted greatness.
re: Worst SEC works of art?
Posted by DvlsAdvocat on 10/3/13 at 10:38 am
There are some realllly bad Bama ones out there. :yack:
re: HaHa Clinton-Dix was at practice yesterday.....
Posted by DvlsAdvocat on 10/3/13 at 9:18 am
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Who names their child Haha?
Nobody.
Its a nickname given to him by his Granny.
re: Confirmed: Paul Finebaum is Nick Saban's Public Relations Consultant
Posted by DvlsAdvocat on 10/2/13 at 12:11 pm
Saban kissing the ring.
re: Why is LSU struggling to win bowl games?
Posted by DvlsAdvocat on 10/2/13 at 11:30 am
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The current struggles began once Saban's recruits were gone from the program. I doubt that has anything to do with it, but very little makes sense here.
Don't work the bait too much...you'll scare off the prey.
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