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I actually said it to myself while typing the line out... :cheers:...
[quote]how many of the S&C coaches came directly from a high school before getting hired at Bama? [/quote] You got me. Do the research: [b]Scott Cochran[/b], Head Strength and Conditioning Coach/Football [b]Terry Jones[/b], Assistant Head Strength and Conditioning Coach [b]Rocky Colburn[/...
[quote]So then the program won't be operating optimally without Coach Harris, correct? [/quote] I guess they'll work around his absence until they hire a replacement. Correct? [quote]Maybe my Auburn mind wonders constantly about other imaginary conspiracies.[/quote] FIFY...
[quote]The last thing you want is the NCAA nosing around your program [b]consonantly[/b]. They will find something eventually. [/quote] Like vowels? Maybe a prepositional phrase? ...
[quote] get it. I'm just wondering about this guy and the other 8 assistants and what value they possessed that got them hired in the first place. [/quote] Apparently you don't get it, actually. Their value is that they have S&C training, and we wanted to hire them. The Alabama athletic departm...
I just googled the two departments. Auburn has four S&C guys. Bama has 13. (make that 12 now, I'm sure)...
[quote]So he was superfluous? Why was he hired then? [/quote] Because frick you, thats why. But seriously...its not like we are trying to run a bare bones operation down there. The overall staff is huge. ...
Unemployed people lose all track of days of the week. ...
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Apparently, coherent posting is your hated rival. ...
Hey look!! A Missouri fan! Have y'all played a game yet? ...
[quote]Hypothetical question: could you recruit better if you pay thousands for their autographs?[/quote]...

re: Saban is a moron

Posted by DvlsAdvocat on 10/3/13 at 3:38 pm
Thanks Coach Stallings. ...
[quote]So all the "in the know" crowd here were clueless. [/quote] Aren't they ALWAYS? I'm sure that I have NEVER seen an "inside source" poster be accurate. ...
[quote] I can say that we cannot help but irrationally dislike a guy like Collins. I can't explain it, I'm not saying it's right but it's just a fact and seems to be more prevalent in Louisiana. [/quote] Yeah, y'all are some weird motherfrickers. ...
[quote]Didn't you know that all Alabama players are 1st round picks before they play a snap in college? How dare you question him![/quote] I guarantee you this...if he was at LSU, he'd have some kind of retarded nickname to go along with his hyperinfalted predicted greatness. ...

re: Worst SEC works of art?

Posted by DvlsAdvocat on 10/3/13 at 10:38 am
There are some realllly bad Bama ones out there. :yack:...
[quote]Who names their child Haha?[/quote] Nobody. Its a nickname given to him by his Granny. ...
[quote]The current struggles began once Saban's recruits were gone from the program. I doubt that has anything to do with it, but very little makes sense here. [/quote] Don't work the bait too much...you'll scare off the prey. ...