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Posted on 11/28/11 at 7:34 pm to CNB
Posted on 11/28/11 at 7:34 pm to CNB
Big IF situation here, but IF Bama makes the BCSCG and
IF we win, I will have a lot of shite to say on this thread January 10. I've already made a commitment to getting trashed and making every LSU fan I see on Bourbon feel like shite about their "best team ever" so IF that all happens, sorry.
IF we win, I will have a lot of shite to say on this thread January 10. I've already made a commitment to getting trashed and making every LSU fan I see on Bourbon feel like shite about their "best team ever" so IF that all happens, sorry.
This post was edited on 11/28/11 at 7:37 pm
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Posted on 11/28/11 at 7:48 pm to bodask42
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IF we win, I will have a lot of shite to say on this thread January 10. I've already made a commitment to getting trashed and making every LSU fan I see on Bourbon feel like shite about their "best team ever" so IF that all happens, sorry.
You're going to start a thread on here complaining about how some random LSU fan broke your jaw simply bc you had a bama shirt on.
This post was edited on 11/28/11 at 7:51 pm
Posted on 11/28/11 at 8:08 pm to CNB
To the Louisville Basketball player, sorry that I almost plastered your arse on your $100 moped while you were crossing 3rd street. But I'm not sorry that I told your illiterate, no jump shot having arse to get the frick out of my way before you have a shiny new UK license plate stamped across your arse in the process.
To the Tennessee fan who called my office every year for the past four years whenever we lost in FB, sorry that I covered your classroom with pictures of Matt Roark and played On, On, UofK into the intercom in your room all day long. Actually I'm not sorry. 26 years gives me plenty of leeway on this one.
To the Tennessee fan who called my office every year for the past four years whenever we lost in FB, sorry that I covered your classroom with pictures of Matt Roark and played On, On, UofK into the intercom in your room all day long. Actually I'm not sorry. 26 years gives me plenty of leeway on this one.
Posted on 11/28/11 at 8:16 pm to BluegrassBelle
Some of you have real issues.
Posted on 11/28/11 at 8:19 pm to bodask42
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Big IF situation here, but IF Bama makes the BCSCG and
IF we win, I will have a lot of shite to say on this thread January 10. I've already made a commitment to getting trashed and making every LSU fan I see on Bourbon feel like shite about their "best team ever" so IF that all happens, sorry.
Classy!
Posted on 11/28/11 at 8:21 pm to CNB
To the mom in the upper deck at the USCe game... Sorry for my friend saying frick as loud as he could, maybe next time you you buy tickets away from the visiting team's fans so your angel of a 12 year old doesn't hear such foul language
To the douche USCe fan three rows down and at the end of the row, sorry I made a valid point about waxing your arse twice in 2010, and sorry Auburn beat SC...last time you yell "score board" before the game is over...
To the douche USCe fan three rows down and at the end of the row, sorry I made a valid point about waxing your arse twice in 2010, and sorry Auburn beat SC...last time you yell "score board" before the game is over...
Posted on 11/28/11 at 8:30 pm to DesignTiger
To the unchaperoned 8 year old Oregon girl near the concession stand in Jerry World, I shouldn't have told you to F off and that your momma's a whore. I'm sorry.
Posted on 11/28/11 at 8:56 pm to Statestreet
To Mark Richt when I saw you walking down Lumpkin while I was driving -
I'm sorry I yelled, "I hope you choke on your morning bowl of Crisco!"
Negativity doesn't help anyone lose weight, and for that I'm sorry.
I'm sorry I yelled, "I hope you choke on your morning bowl of Crisco!"
Negativity doesn't help anyone lose weight, and for that I'm sorry.
Posted on 11/28/11 at 8:58 pm to CNB
To Bama fans..
I saved up my Cajun claw and used it to jinx your field goal kickers on 11/5. I really wanted LSU to win the game. I am sorry.
I saved up my Cajun claw and used it to jinx your field goal kickers on 11/5. I really wanted LSU to win the game. I am sorry.
Posted on 11/28/11 at 9:08 pm to CNB
To the Auburn security guy standing in front of the student section in 2008:
Sorry for starting a "tuck your boner" chant that the whole student section chanted....even though you really didn't have one.
Sorry for starting a "tuck your boner" chant that the whole student section chanted....even though you really didn't have one.
Posted on 11/28/11 at 9:28 pm to Grits N Gravy
Sorry to everybody in the Superdome in 2004 for the Sugar Bowl. I shouldn't have stood on the rail in front of the boxes. I shouldn't have called the dude with the moustache those lewd things...especially with kids within earshot. I shouldn't have urinated on the sidewalk beside that weird building coming down the exterior ramp or in the street later that evening. I apologize. I'll try to be better.
Posted on 11/28/11 at 9:41 pm to ShermanTxTiger
To the Florida fans 98-2006 in Knoxville:
Sorry for being an obnoxious redneck telling you to drown yourself in the swamp when you get back to Gainesville, for hitting the guy in the Javon Kearse jersey with a full beer while we drove down 17th Ave in 2002, and for punching off a side mirror of an Expedition with a Gators flag on it after the game in 2006.
To the old Bama fan who cussed me out as a 6 year old outside Legion Field:
Sorry for throwing a fit and hating your school for the rest of my life. I wish I could have taken a bat to your face. But I smiled and laughed at your stupid fanbase after the first play from scrimmage that night.
To the Bama fan in 2008 in Baton Rouge:
Sorry I ripped off your rear window wiper blade off your car. You were parked in front of my apartment and have hated you since the incident above.
To the Auburn fan at Sky Bar during last year's LSU game:
Screw you and your damn pom-pom you kept waving in my face. I Sorry you didn't step outside to handle it when I told you I was going to kick your arse.
To the UNC fan I almost fought after season opener last year:
Sorry for being a douche. That one was on me. Thanks for keeping your head. I barely remember even being there.
To the Oregon fans in Dallas:
Sorry for cussing at several of you. I apologized to one fan once I saw his son there. Sorry to the couple who I told not to fumble their plate when in line for breakfest the next morning. I enjoyed watching you cringe and hang your head in shame and disappointment so it was worth it.
ETA: first post, I know. Long time reader and have waited for good chance to introduce myself to the Rant.
Sorry for being an obnoxious redneck telling you to drown yourself in the swamp when you get back to Gainesville, for hitting the guy in the Javon Kearse jersey with a full beer while we drove down 17th Ave in 2002, and for punching off a side mirror of an Expedition with a Gators flag on it after the game in 2006.
To the old Bama fan who cussed me out as a 6 year old outside Legion Field:
Sorry for throwing a fit and hating your school for the rest of my life. I wish I could have taken a bat to your face. But I smiled and laughed at your stupid fanbase after the first play from scrimmage that night.
To the Bama fan in 2008 in Baton Rouge:
Sorry I ripped off your rear window wiper blade off your car. You were parked in front of my apartment and have hated you since the incident above.
To the Auburn fan at Sky Bar during last year's LSU game:
Screw you and your damn pom-pom you kept waving in my face. I Sorry you didn't step outside to handle it when I told you I was going to kick your arse.
To the UNC fan I almost fought after season opener last year:
Sorry for being a douche. That one was on me. Thanks for keeping your head. I barely remember even being there.
To the Oregon fans in Dallas:
Sorry for cussing at several of you. I apologized to one fan once I saw his son there. Sorry to the couple who I told not to fumble their plate when in line for breakfest the next morning. I enjoyed watching you cringe and hang your head in shame and disappointment so it was worth it.
ETA: first post, I know. Long time reader and have waited for good chance to introduce myself to the Rant.
Posted on 11/28/11 at 9:49 pm to WG_Dawg
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I met blake mitchell as he walked off the field in 05 and cussed him out
I did a lot of Cussing out Blake Mitchell back in his day.
so
Posted on 11/28/11 at 9:51 pm to blkhawktiger
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Long time reader and have waited for good chance to introduce myself to the Rant.
I'm a little honored you chose my thread
Posted on 11/28/11 at 9:55 pm to CNB
To all the Ole Miss players and band members, I'm sorry none of the shite you claimed happened actually happened. I bookmarked all the rumor threads so I can access them two years from now when all the same claims come up again. And to the Ole Miss football team, I am sorry Addison Lawrence made your asses quit.
Posted on 11/28/11 at 10:51 pm to CNB
To the random old Alabama fan at the Bama-LSU game this year: Sorry for telling your wife to "suck that tiger dick, bitch"
Posted on 11/28/11 at 10:52 pm to JohnDeaux
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To the random old Alabama fan at the Bama-LSU game this year: Sorry for telling your wife to "suck that tiger dick, bitch"
Huge first post
Posted on 11/28/11 at 10:58 pm to CNB
To the LSU fan I impregnated with a baby boy, congratulations. We will breed you out.
Posted on 11/28/11 at 11:02 pm to Doomed
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To auburn fan 3 years ago...you were hot and I like big girls, sorry about your eye...
To auburn fans last year. I'm not really sorry about leaking the Walmart NC trophy pics to deadspin. We heard all year about "bama's Walmart NC trophy" ... When I found out a friend was involved with the photo setups at a couple of the locations for the barn's walmart trophy tour I knew what I was going to do. You're lucky they didn't show all the ones I sent in.
Roll damn Tide, bitches.
This post was edited on 11/28/11 at 11:09 pm
Posted on 11/29/11 at 1:55 pm to ChopSuey
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