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re: Confessions of an SEC fan
Posted on 11/28/11 at 12:28 pm to AtlBrett
Posted on 11/28/11 at 12:28 pm to AtlBrett
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To the sexy auburn-haired Auburn fan who was drunk enough to take a drunk coonass back to her apartment back in 2000....who kept reminding me that AU won....I hope the sharpie tatoo I gave you next your landing strip wasn't too hard to scrub off... "LSU wins"
You're my new hero. That's beautiful, man!
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Posted on 11/28/11 at 12:30 pm to deltaland
To the LSU fan last season sitting in front of me that somehow got a tickets in our section (section 24 row 19)...I'm not sorry for the massive booger I flicked on your head and the multiple others my friends sitting with me hurled your way.
Posted on 11/28/11 at 12:32 pm to CNB
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CNB
Glad it worked.
To the drunk Georgia fan who walked past the MState section cheering 'Go Dawgs' over and over, you are a dumbass.
To Nickoe Whitley (MState player who pissed in Georgia's hedges), thanks for giving me a front row seat to your public urination stunt, but next time keep that shite in your pants.
Posted on 11/28/11 at 12:37 pm to TigerPox
To the Florida Cheerleaders in Uniform in Pat O'Brians in New Orleans, I'm sorry I grabbed your arse but was the Hurricane in the face really called for? That drank is expensive.
This post was edited on 11/28/11 at 12:38 pm
Posted on 11/28/11 at 12:58 pm to Broke
- Sorry I cursed out and harassed the 12 year old girl looking for ice cream at the Oregon game in Dallas. I was drunk but she might of had it coming?
Posted on 11/28/11 at 12:59 pm to BruslyTiger
Posted on 11/28/11 at 5:10 pm to BruslyTiger
Ice cream at a football game just seems like a bad idea.
Posted on 11/28/11 at 5:27 pm to NorthGwinnettTiger
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I'm always the one apologizing for my a-hole friends.
This.
But they always seem to be having more fun.
Posted on 11/28/11 at 5:32 pm to CNB
To Texas fans at the last Texas vs. Arkansas game in Fayetteville, I'm sorry I cheered when Vince Young got hurt and saying "Hurt his bitch arse"
and also frick you Texas fans that bitched at me about it
and also frick you Texas fans that bitched at me about it
Posted on 11/28/11 at 5:54 pm to Hubbhogg
I can make others, but I don't feel sorry for any of them except '10 Alabama.
- To the kids parents in our parking area that I was screaming at about how awesome football is. I'm sorry, lots of whiskey and blow was involved.
- To everyone around me that heard me screaming about how much of douche Mallett is and how this is the only time I can cheer for him. I'm sorry, lots of whiskey and blow was involved.
- To the people in front of me that I doused with drinks after the first touchdown from squeezing my cup. I'm sorry, lots of whiskey and blow was involved.
- To the people in the concession line that I high fived so hard that it knocked one person's wedding ring off and they couldn't find it. I'm sorry, lots of whiskey and blow was involved.
- To the Alabama fans on Dickson Street I told were gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys and tried to fight. I'm sorry, lots of whiskey and blow was involved. Not that sorry, I didn't remember this part.
- To all my friends. I'm sorry, lots of whiskey and blow was involved.
- To the kids parents in our parking area that I was screaming at about how awesome football is. I'm sorry, lots of whiskey and blow was involved.
- To everyone around me that heard me screaming about how much of douche Mallett is and how this is the only time I can cheer for him. I'm sorry, lots of whiskey and blow was involved.
- To the people in front of me that I doused with drinks after the first touchdown from squeezing my cup. I'm sorry, lots of whiskey and blow was involved.
- To the people in the concession line that I high fived so hard that it knocked one person's wedding ring off and they couldn't find it. I'm sorry, lots of whiskey and blow was involved.
- To the Alabama fans on Dickson Street I told were gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys and tried to fight. I'm sorry, lots of whiskey and blow was involved. Not that sorry, I didn't remember this part.
- To all my friends. I'm sorry, lots of whiskey and blow was involved.
Posted on 11/28/11 at 6:06 pm to BennyAndTheInkJets
To my kids..I'm sorry for getting drunk and streaking down the street when Mo Claiborne returned the punt for a touchdown against West Virginia. I have money set aside for counseling. 
Posted on 11/28/11 at 6:31 pm to CNB
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If true that's pretty funny
Very true. I've had that thread bookmarked since I saw it like a year ago.
Posted on 11/28/11 at 6:35 pm to boliver_shagnasty
To the Georgia fan whose wife I met at the bar (Gatorhaters I think?) after the '03 Auburn-UGA game: I'm sorry for sleeping with your wife that night. I'm sorry for allowing her to dive down here for 3 straight weekends. When you somehow got my number (I'm confident it was through her sister, who I knew) I was in a panic and I lied when I said I didn't know she was married. So, I'm sorry for lying too. Thank you for not driving down here to kill me.
Posted on 11/28/11 at 6:58 pm to CNB
To Arky fans in black suburban: Sorry for flipping you off when I was getting water out of the trunk in LR last year but you guys honked and we had just lost
Posted on 11/28/11 at 7:07 pm to TigerPox
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TigerPox
You know you liked that BBC
Posted on 11/28/11 at 7:09 pm to CNB
To the Tennessee mom after the 2009 game, you really were being a count though. Just thought I needed to point it out.
To the LSU fans who came to the 2009 game and were at DKE, sorry for purposefully starting a fight. Why did y'all run away though?
To the LSU fans who came to the 2009 game and were at DKE, sorry for purposefully starting a fight. Why did y'all run away though?
This post was edited on 11/28/11 at 7:09 pm
Posted on 11/28/11 at 7:09 pm to AubieALUMdvm
Posted on 11/28/11 at 7:11 pm to deltaland
To the old Tennennsee woman in the 01 SECCG, I am not sorry for yelling at you that I was goin take that orange rose and stick it up ur arse. You were being an old hag.
Posted on 11/28/11 at 7:16 pm to WDE24
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To the SEC Rant 2010, sorry we cheated.
Posted on 11/28/11 at 7:17 pm to CNB
To the Oregon fans this year sitting in the 200s, Im sorry for bring loud and yelling the entire game. I did not know we were supposed to sit the whole game.
To the two UGA men that got in a fight with their wives in 2008, I'm sorry for sleeping with the two upset cougars that wandered to my tent. I knowingly brought them to my friends place while we took turns on them. I was young and did not know the error of my ways.
To auburn fans, I'm sorry for stopping at your stadium on our trip to the SECCG (that we happened to knock you out of) and pissing on it while you're fans yelled profanities and death threats at us.
To the random SUV with Florida flags, sorry my friend caught them on fire.
To the two UGA men that got in a fight with their wives in 2008, I'm sorry for sleeping with the two upset cougars that wandered to my tent. I knowingly brought them to my friends place while we took turns on them. I was young and did not know the error of my ways.
To auburn fans, I'm sorry for stopping at your stadium on our trip to the SECCG (that we happened to knock you out of) and pissing on it while you're fans yelled profanities and death threats at us.
To the random SUV with Florida flags, sorry my friend caught them on fire.
This post was edited on 11/28/11 at 7:22 pm
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