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LSU is days away from nuclear weapons
Posted on 3/1/26 at 10:25 pm
Posted on 3/1/26 at 10:25 pm
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Posted on 3/1/26 at 10:35 pm to Lt. Columbo
Would you suggest a preemptive strike to take out their nuclear facilities?
Posted on 3/1/26 at 10:36 pm to VooDude
So we should bomb Kiffin? I’m down
Posted on 3/1/26 at 11:10 pm to ColoradoAg
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So we should bomb Kiffin? I’m down
You better, before he bombs you.
Posted on 3/1/26 at 11:40 pm to ColoradoAg
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So we should bomb Kiffin?
Is that another one of your homoerotic code words?
Posted on 3/1/26 at 11:55 pm to Lt. Columbo
**MAYDAY MAYDAY**
Special analyst Nick Saban says that their (NIL) enrichment program has been working around the clock to reach the 90% blue chip ratio required
Special analyst Nick Saban says that their (NIL) enrichment program has been working around the clock to reach the 90% blue chip ratio required
This post was edited on 3/1/26 at 11:56 pm
Posted on 3/2/26 at 7:33 am to Lt. Columbo
190 years ago today, the Republic of Texas was established.
You want us to dispatch this LSU problem for the SEC? I can have Chris Del Conte or Gov. Abbott make a call to Sankey.
You want us to dispatch this LSU problem for the SEC? I can have Chris Del Conte or Gov. Abbott make a call to Sankey.
Posted on 3/2/26 at 7:36 am to VooDude
Yes
Posted on 3/2/26 at 8:03 am to Victor R Franko
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190 years ago today, the Republic of Texas was established.
You want us to dispatch this LSU problem for the SEC? I can have Chris Del Conte or Gov. Abbott make a call to Sankey.
Does LSU take siestas?
Posted on 3/2/26 at 8:05 am to Lt. Columbo
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LSU is days away from nuclear weapons
Yes, they are...but they are on our side.
LSU Signs Research Agreements with Argonne and Oak Ridge National Laboratories
Posted on 3/2/26 at 8:08 am to madmaxvol
Bomb them back to the swamps they crawled from
Posted on 3/2/26 at 8:23 am to Gunga Din
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Does LSU take siestas?
If they do it'd be a good time to strike, yeah?
That or hit them after they've worn themselves out with a "High Yellow". AKA The Yellow Rose of Texas.
Posted on 3/2/26 at 8:38 am to Lt. Columbo
I heard that in a trailer park in Alabama someone figured out hitting rocks together started fire
This post was edited on 3/2/26 at 8:42 am
Posted on 3/2/26 at 5:14 pm to Jack Daniel
quote:That's how the Bama Necks ignite their Meth Labs!
I heard that in a trailer park in Alabama someone figured out hitting rocks together started fire
Posted on 3/2/26 at 5:16 pm to Victor R Franko
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Republic of Texas
Barely made it 10 fricking years. You'd be cartel slaves if it weren't for a bunch of southeast rednecks saving your worthless Texas asses.
Posted on 3/2/26 at 5:21 pm to madmaxvol
Woodside Energy just partnered with LSU and now Argonne and Oak Ridge come aboard.
And yall say we (LSU) aint got no $$$$.
You can say "WE" if you're a current or former LSU Athlete or LSU Alum. (I am so I can)
And yall say we (LSU) aint got no $$$$.
You can say "WE" if you're a current or former LSU Athlete or LSU Alum. (I am so I can)
Posted on 3/2/26 at 5:23 pm to Lucado
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So we should bomb Kiffin? I’m down
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You better, before he bombs you.
Are you saying that Kiffin is fool's gold?
Posted on 3/2/26 at 9:34 pm to ColoradoAg
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So we should bomb Kiffin? I’m down
Any hostile moves toward the Dalai Lana will result in the full unleashing of LSU's vaunted weaponized urine arsenal.
Posted on 3/2/26 at 9:38 pm to Lt. Columbo
First you make the uranium infused roux….
Posted on 3/3/26 at 7:52 am to semjase
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Woodside Energy just partnered with LSU and now Argonne and Oak Ridge come aboard.
And yall say we (LSU) aint got no $$$$.
You can say "WE" if you're a current or former LSU Athlete or LSU Alum. (I am so I can)
Oak Ridge National Laboratory is managed by UT-Battelle. You can Google it to see what UT stands for if you don't already know.
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