Tigahs - I call for a 1 day truce

Hear ye, hear ye! Good people of the Purple and Gold, loyal sons and daughters of LSU!

By the authority vested in this humble Rebel of Ole Miss, I do hereby proclaim and earnestly beseech a solemn TRUCE upon this day.

Let all tongues be stilled, all fingers cease their typing, and all voices fall silent upon the matter of one Lane Kiffin—head coach, portal wizard, and frequent occupant of thy thoughts.

For one single rotation of the earth—twenty-four blessed hours—let there be no memes, no whispers, no chants, no subtle jabs nor overt declarations concerning the aforesaid Kiffin.

Lay down thy pitchforks, sheath thy keyboards, and grant thy weary brethren of the Red and Blue this brief respite from the endless discourse.

In return, we shall speak no ill of tigers, nor purple haze, nor the culinary merits of Baton Rouge.

Thus decreed on this eighth day of January, in the year of our Lord two thousand and twenty-six.

Let peace (temporary though it may be) reign between the Grove and Death Valley.God save the SEC, and grant us all silence on this one matter.

So shall it be.