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SEC Rant New Years Wish
Posted on 12/31/25 at 2:07 pm
Posted on 12/31/25 at 2:07 pm
My fellow Ranters, please allow me to express my thanks to you all for making this a fun place. Here goes,,,,,
May you all enjoy" egregious swagger" on the way to your "ship".
May all your " bang-bang plays" be free of "ticky-tack" penalties.
May you all live "rent free" in your opponents thoughts," 24/7".
May all your position "rooms" be full of "long" players.
May each play see "green grass" from "the get-go".
Here's hoping you all "go yard" while "toting da rock to da house."
May your kicker's "never missed from this distance" be "chip shots"
May your "culture" never be "indefinitely" lacking "physicality"
May your "motor" always be "firing on all cylinders"
May you never have to say "It was their super-bowl"
May you have a really cool "presser" to "celly" your "natty"
And finally may you never, NEVER hear an announcer say shuffle pass !
Have a great 2026 friends ! Rant on !
May you all enjoy" egregious swagger" on the way to your "ship".
May all your " bang-bang plays" be free of "ticky-tack" penalties.
May you all live "rent free" in your opponents thoughts," 24/7".
May all your position "rooms" be full of "long" players.
May each play see "green grass" from "the get-go".
Here's hoping you all "go yard" while "toting da rock to da house."
May your kicker's "never missed from this distance" be "chip shots"
May your "culture" never be "indefinitely" lacking "physicality"
May your "motor" always be "firing on all cylinders"
May you never have to say "It was their super-bowl"
May you have a really cool "presser" to "celly" your "natty"
And finally may you never, NEVER hear an announcer say shuffle pass !
Have a great 2026 friends ! Rant on !
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Posted on 12/31/25 at 2:11 pm to Trumansfangs
Posted on 12/31/25 at 2:16 pm to Trumansfangs
Nobody here says that stuff
Posted on 12/31/25 at 2:23 pm to Trumansfangs
Missouri.
Posted on 1/1/26 at 8:16 am to Trumansfangs
Well shoot !
I left out May your quarterback be able to "spin it!"
Drat !
I left out May your quarterback be able to "spin it!"
Drat !
Posted on 1/1/26 at 8:21 am to Trumansfangs
Hopefully, no more:
Book it for the big man!
Chunk plays
or anymore of the Tess/Gus bs.
Book it for the big man!
Chunk plays
or anymore of the Tess/Gus bs.
Posted on 1/1/26 at 8:38 am to Trumansfangs
Posted on 1/1/26 at 8:40 am to Darindawg
Posted on 1/1/26 at 8:44 am to Trumansfangs
Clearly your team's implosion has taken its toll 
Posted on 1/1/26 at 1:18 pm to Pastor Mike
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Clearly your team's implosion has taken its toll
I can't argue that point Pastor Mike. It has.
Posted on 1/1/26 at 1:20 pm to Trumansfangs
I just want to attain the level of frick You money.
And tell a whole lot of people frick You.
And tell a whole lot of people frick You.
Posted on 1/1/26 at 1:21 pm to Trumansfangs
Posted on 1/1/26 at 1:34 pm to Frac the world
Wow..... a guy could get rich over here selling senses of humor.
They seem to be in very short supply !
They seem to be in very short supply !
Posted on 1/1/26 at 1:57 pm to Trumansfangs
quote:
Have a great 2026 friends
You have no friends. That’s why you are here imaging we are your friends.
Posted on 1/1/26 at 2:00 pm to Trumansfangs
My wish is that LSU and Missouri both finish the 2026 season bowl ineligible so they won’t embarrass the conference again next bowl season.
Posted on 1/1/26 at 2:00 pm to Trumansfangs
tldr
downvote
downvote
Posted on 1/1/26 at 3:04 pm to DocHogliday
quote:
You have no friends. That’s why you are here imaging we are your friends.
I'm having trouble imagining not having friends.
Can you supply an image ?
Posted on 1/1/26 at 3:28 pm to Trumansfangs
quote:
Can you supply an image?
Posted on 1/1/26 at 3:36 pm to DocHogliday
Hey !!!!! Where'd you get that ??????
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