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ESPN annalists are idiots

Posted on 12/27/25 at 2:29 pm
Posted by travelgamer
Member since Aug 2024
2658 posts
Posted on 12/27/25 at 2:29 pm
Posting conference records when teams within the conference play each other. Dumb asses.
Posted by BurgTiger
Member since Feb 2014
3363 posts
Posted on 12/27/25 at 2:30 pm to
Analysts are simply paid Rant Posters.

The sooner you realize that the easier it is to digest.
Posted by Radio One
On the banks of the Wabash
Member since Sep 2023
5758 posts
Posted on 12/27/25 at 2:31 pm to
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annalists

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Dumb arse
Posted by TheTideMustRoll
Birmingham, AL
Member since Dec 2009
10287 posts
Posted on 12/27/25 at 2:31 pm to
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ESPN annalists are idiots


This board never fails to entertain.
Posted by Slums_Alum
It’s cold
Member since Dec 2025
761 posts
Posted on 12/27/25 at 2:34 pm to
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annalists


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Annihilists


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Analyzers


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Nihilists


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Analysts
Posted by tBrand
Member since Oct 2022
3076 posts
Posted on 12/27/25 at 2:35 pm to
who's anna and how do I get on her anal list
Posted by cajunbama
Metairie
Member since Jan 2007
34714 posts
Posted on 12/27/25 at 2:36 pm to
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Analysts are simply paid Rant Posters.
Posted by JackTraven
Maryland
Member since Aug 2016
6412 posts
Posted on 12/27/25 at 3:15 pm to
Did you have to spell analyst phonetically? Wtf
Posted by Syd
Member since Sep 2012
4808 posts
Posted on 12/27/25 at 3:19 pm to
I hope you spelled that wrong on purpose. A lot weed smoke and booze happening with thread starters today.
Posted by Crimson Wraith
Member since Jan 2014
29389 posts
Posted on 12/27/25 at 3:21 pm to
boogah has on a nice Crimson suit.
Posted by Swordfish
Member since Dec 2025
5 posts
Posted on 12/27/25 at 3:33 pm to
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annalists

This post was edited on 12/27/25 at 3:35 pm
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
20452 posts
Posted on 12/27/25 at 3:36 pm to
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annalists


I initially read that as anal fists and thought what SEC Doctor does with SidewalkTiger is none of my business.
Posted by Vecchio Cane
Ivory Tower
Member since Jul 2016
18617 posts
Posted on 12/27/25 at 3:41 pm to
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annalists


ESPN going high brow & writing annals now

Posted by spacecitydude
HTX
Member since Nov 2021
258 posts
Posted on 12/27/25 at 4:40 pm to
These same annalists do it every year.
Posted by morganwadefan
TN
Member since May 2023
1447 posts
Posted on 12/27/25 at 5:57 pm to
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This board never fails to entertain


So true! The medical/legal/relationship comments are also humorous. Nothing beats free entertainment.
Posted by tonydtigr
Beautiful Downtown Glenn Springs,Tx
Member since Nov 2011
6460 posts
Posted on 12/27/25 at 6:00 pm to
Nah, man. They're anal cysts.
Posted by mattloc
Alabama
Member since Sep 2012
4479 posts
Posted on 12/27/25 at 6:02 pm to
You misspelled the word analist
Posted by Violent Hip Swivel
Member since Aug 2023
8289 posts
Posted on 12/27/25 at 6:02 pm to
They act like loud blowhards on purpose. Why not be understated, like the great announcers?

The Tom guy on the Penn State/Clemson game started doing corporate business speak and talking about how the new Penn State coach's "visions are perfectly aligned with the school president" and "50,000 foot views" and shite.

There has to be a better way. I say do the SkyCast audio (no announcers) with the regular sideline view, when they pump in way more stadium noise and you can hear the PA announcer announce the results of the play.
Posted by gumpinmizzou
Member since May 2017
3289 posts
Posted on 12/27/25 at 6:04 pm to
It is very easy to not listen to them and not give a shite what they say. Works great
Posted by Mizzouligan
St. Louis, MO
Member since Aug 2014
2359 posts
Posted on 12/27/25 at 6:17 pm to
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Posting conference records when teams within the conference play each other. Dumb asses.


There is no way you’re a Naval Academy grad.
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