tonydtigr
| Favorite team: | USA  |
| Location: | Beautiful Downtown Glenn Springs,Tx |
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| Number of Posts: | 6681 |
| Registered on: | 11/25/2011 |
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Bill Cassidy is a physician.
I think he was referring to Boosie.
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re: Will the American people fall for this Hantavirus?
Posted by tonydtigr on 5/7/26 at 5:09 pm to TechDawg2007
Never waste a good crisis.
Was that you?
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while the whole world laughs at us.
I'll bet you know that feeling oh so well. Every day of your miserable life.
re: Do any of you ever feel guilty for eating your dogs treats and not sharing with them?
Posted by tonydtigr on 5/5/26 at 2:40 pm to crimsoncoded94
I think it was the poster Martini who told this joke a while back.
“I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my dog at Walmart and standing in line at the check out.
“A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
“On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting the Purina Diet again although I probably shouldn’t because I’d ended up in the hospital last time, but that I’d lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
“I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
“I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
“Horrified, she asked if I’d ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned by the dog food. I told her no; I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle’s arse and a car hit me.
“I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.”
“I was buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my dog at Walmart and standing in line at the check out.
“A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
“On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting the Purina Diet again although I probably shouldn’t because I’d ended up in the hospital last time, but that I’d lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
“I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
“I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
“Horrified, she asked if I’d ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned by the dog food. I told her no; I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle’s arse and a car hit me.
“I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard.”
They are very good. Just be prepared for the expense. For the record, that is where I take my dog.
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Greenlight BR project. Pay us just one more tax, bro. We'll synch up the green lights this time. One more tax renewal will make it happen.
"We'll get it done this time. We promise!"
If Elon is buying up massive amounts of land in south Louisiana, then I'm calling bullshite on this "study". LINK
re: Mystery Animal Sighted in Kenilworth
Posted by tonydtigr on 5/4/26 at 10:18 pm to LSUblondie
Did it look anything like this? 
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[/url][/img]Nothing new here. Do any of you remember when the left was calling Reagan the anti Christ?
They were carrying on about how there were 6 letters, respectively, in Ronald, Wilson, and Reagan.
Therefore 666. :lol:
They were carrying on about how there were 6 letters, respectively, in Ronald, Wilson, and Reagan.
Therefore 666. :lol:
re: Do any of you ever feel guilty for eating your dogs treats and not sharing with them?
Posted by tonydtigr on 5/3/26 at 11:52 pm to crimsoncoded94
Good thing you have a little female dog. If it was a male, you'd probably get jealous that he can lick his dick, and who knows where that might lead.
re: Was Huey Long shot by Weiss or was it a stray bullet from one of his body guards?
Posted by tonydtigr on 5/3/26 at 8:49 pm to fightin tigers
Damn you are running in reverse.
re: Was Huey Long shot by Weiss or was it a stray bullet from one of his body guards?
Posted by tonydtigr on 5/3/26 at 8:45 pm to fightin tigers
I won’t wallow in the mud with you Scooter.
Suffice it to say one was a socialist and one is a capitalist. I can’t help you with your lack of political acuity.
Suffice it to say one was a socialist and one is a capitalist. I can’t help you with your lack of political acuity.
re: Was Huey Long shot by Weiss or was it a stray bullet from one of his body guards?
Posted by tonydtigr on 5/3/26 at 8:13 pm to fightin tigers
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He was a MAGA populist 100 years ago. Same people sucking off Trump would have sucked off Huey.
Exhibit A of a deranged leftist.
What kind of filter are you looking through, bud?
re: Was Huey Long shot by Weiss or was it a stray bullet from one of his body guards?
Posted by tonydtigr on 5/3/26 at 5:00 pm to Klark Kent
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most likely one of the original deranged Leftists.
The only hole in this theory is that Long was a deranged leftist himself.
Listen to some of Long's speeches on Youtube, then listen to Obama's. They say the same things.
re: Woman finds large wood chips throughout the loaf of Dave's Killer Bread
Posted by tonydtigr on 5/3/26 at 4:12 pm to TigerBait1971
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Dave’s not here, man
It's Dave man, let me in!
I'm sorry Dave. I can't do that.
re: Best graduation photoshoot ever? McNeese grad up close and personal with gator
Posted by tonydtigr on 5/3/26 at 8:12 am to HenryParsons
That's so 2018. OG
re: Why are the Sky Screamers panicking?
Posted by tonydtigr on 5/2/26 at 8:20 am to omegaman66
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Doesn't matter if you made 1 dollar or 1 million dollars.
"But the poor!"
re: Shocker: study suggests insurance companies are breaking it off in our butts
Posted by tonydtigr on 5/1/26 at 8:56 am to GeauxZone90
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State Farm is the worse
Spelling was your worst subject?
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King of New Orleans
more like whore of New Orleans, amirite?
Earl of the Quarter.
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He better hope St. Peter is a fan of racist songs
Well, that comment's about enough to make a man throw up.
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