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I have a kind hearted nephew that wanted to “help people” when he got out of college

Posted on 12/6/25 at 7:46 pm
Posted by Sput
Member since Mar 2020
9088 posts
Posted on 12/6/25 at 7:46 pm
so he went to work for child protective services in Alabama and the poor bastard just got called in off of vacation.

You really can’t make this shite up
Posted by MemphisGuy
Germantown, TN
Member since Nov 2023
13671 posts
Posted on 12/6/25 at 7:46 pm to
Umm... okay?
Posted by Uga Alum
Member since Jul 2022
5658 posts
Posted on 12/6/25 at 7:47 pm to
I don’t get it.
Posted by GoldenGuy
Member since Oct 2015
12743 posts
Posted on 12/6/25 at 7:47 pm to
He knows the job he signed up for.
Posted by swamp74
Member since Oct 2011
289 posts
Posted on 12/6/25 at 7:48 pm to
Well at least I get it lol
Posted by AUin02
Member since Jan 2012
4528 posts
Posted on 12/6/25 at 7:51 pm to
When Alabama loses domestic abuse cases go up in Alabama.
Posted by Jorts R Us
Member since Aug 2013
16879 posts
Posted on 12/6/25 at 7:52 pm to
Trashing your own state just to shite on your rival...
Posted by T1gerNate
Member since Feb 2020
2176 posts
Posted on 12/6/25 at 7:56 pm to
That is wild man
Posted by BoomerandSooner
Top of Texas
Member since Sep 2025
1210 posts
Posted on 12/6/25 at 8:01 pm to
quote:


Trashing your own state just to shite on your rival...


Florida Man and Alabama Man have plenty in common. One is more meth fueled the other alcohol fueled. The results always end up the same.
This post was edited on 12/6/25 at 8:02 pm
Posted by MaroonNation
StarkVegas, Mississippi, Bitch!
Member since Nov 2010
22106 posts
Posted on 12/6/25 at 8:40 pm to
What kind of sodomite takes vacation the first week of December?
Posted by Ag Zwin
Member since Mar 2016
25190 posts
Posted on 12/6/25 at 8:43 pm to
Lots of hurting people in Bama tonight.

Sounds like a license to print money.
Posted by Shingo
Louisiana, USA
Member since Sep 2010
4308 posts
Posted on 12/6/25 at 8:43 pm to
Irony overload
Posted by CalicoLSU1980
Member since Nov 2025
69 posts
Posted on 12/6/25 at 8:46 pm to
That shouldn’t happen for a govt job that pays lower. I’d suggest him to ask for additional PTO to make up for that.

A lot of times I go to a fast food spot, I tell the cashier how much I respect them. The work level they do for their pay.. I respect that more than any CEO.
This post was edited on 12/6/25 at 8:47 pm
Posted by Gideon Swashbuckler
Member since Sep 2019
8763 posts
Posted on 12/6/25 at 8:49 pm to
Barn is defined by BAMA. They have no identity without BAMA. They aren't even barn. They are just anti-BAMA. They have no souls nor do they have any reason to live except to revel in BAMA losses.
They are cretins to be thumped and chastised when they come out from under their bridges.
To say they are pieces of shite does an injustice to shite. If BAMA ceased to exist, they would weap, and when the circle jerk finally ended they would bend over and stick their heads up their own asses and swallow themselves from sheer terror and anguish from not having big brother to lead them around by their imbecilic noses.
Posted by TigerScorpion
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2018
1717 posts
Posted on 12/6/25 at 8:51 pm to
There’s some asses getting whooped tonight!!!
Posted by EulerRules
Member since Dec 2019
1867 posts
Posted on 12/6/25 at 8:51 pm to
quote:

What kind of sodomite takes vacation the first week of December?

1, Retail workers who have worked Black Friday weekends
2. Avid skiers
3. Vacationers to Australia and New Zealand (did this in 2007)
4. Pecan pie bakers
5. Deer hunters
That's all I got.
Posted by Imber
Member since Sep 2017
17553 posts
Posted on 12/6/25 at 8:52 pm to
Many wives will be beaten in Alabama tonight.
Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
60649 posts
Posted on 12/6/25 at 8:53 pm to
quote:

You really can’t make this shite up
yet, here we are.
Posted by Sput
Member since Mar 2020
9088 posts
Posted on 12/6/25 at 9:01 pm to
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