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Tired, unoriginal trolls that need to be retired

Posted on 11/6/25 at 10:13 am
Posted by SEC Doctor
Member since Aug 2024
9571 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 10:13 am
Ever get tired of reading the same unoriginal stuff on this board? Here are some horses that have been beaten to death.

1. Aggies are gay
2. Texas is gay
3. Alabama fans sleep with cousins
4. LSU stole from a hospital
5. Tennessee fans are backwoods hillbillies


What others would you add to the retired list so we can get some original, creative trolls here?
Posted by MeatRocket879
Member since Nov 2019
181 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 10:15 am to
Anyone have any good taco recipes?
Posted by FAT SEXY
California
Member since Jun 2020
1159 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 10:17 am to
1 & 2 is basically driven by Monstusa and Buster83 having dildo fights
Posted by Gimme Vaughn
Okmulgee
Member since Jul 2021
1454 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 10:18 am to
Oklahoma and their trailer parks. Oh wait, that one is partly true.
Posted by DBird
Member since Nov 2023
812 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 10:20 am to
1. Aggies are gay
2. Texas is gay
3. Alabama fans sleep with cousins
4. LSU stole from a hospital Roads suck in Louisiana
5. Tennessee fans are backwoods hillbillies
Posted by Landmass
Premium Member
Member since Jun 2013
23466 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 10:21 am to
You sound like a gay backwoods hillbilly that stole money from a hospital and sleeps with your gay hillbilly cousin.
Posted by stitchop
jonesboro
Member since Oct 2020
163 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 10:22 am to
quote:


1. Aggies are gay
2. Texas is gay
3. Alabama fans sleep with cousins
4. LSU stole from a hospital
5. Tennessee fans are backwoods hillbillies


6 (should be 1) pleas to stop beating dead horses

1 aggies ARE gay
2 Texas ISN’T gay but dido U is hilarious
3 Alabama, yea they do. It's been DNA proven
4 Not technically but yeah they did
5 Tenn has lot of hills that modern society has reached yet.
Posted by Dawgs2122
Member since Dec 2024
1069 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 10:24 am to
6. LSU is a top tier coaching job
Posted by 14&Counting
Dallas, TX
Member since Jul 2012
41253 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 10:26 am to
quote:

LSU is a top tier coaching job


Oofff
Posted by RollTide4547
Member since Dec 2024
2724 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 10:26 am to
quote:

Oh wait, that one is partly true.
That would be true about all SEC programs.
Posted by Lt. Columbo
Member since Nov 2012
1312 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 10:28 am to
The Chinese have an amazing taco called Lu Rou Huo Shao, which is donkey meat and green pepper sauteed in a crispy paper thin wheat taco shell.

Is probably my favorite taco recipe world wide
This post was edited on 11/6/25 at 10:29 am
Posted by lewis and herschel
Member since Nov 2009
15399 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 10:30 am to
Stereotypes are built from fact.....
Posted by stitchop
jonesboro
Member since Oct 2020
163 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 10:31 am to
quote:

built from fact


That's a fact
Posted by JacieNY
Member since Jul 2024
1439 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 10:33 am to
The one I like and I'll explain why in a moment is "It's (fill in a time) and OU still sucks."

The reason I like it is it tells me which whorn fans to engage with and which ones to ignore with the ones saying this being in my Ignore basket.

For my part I don't feel the need to actually insult saxet (okay, I refer to them as whorns and spell their school name backwards) but rather to state the obvious and post about things that have happened so if their history is an insult then so be it.
Posted by stitchop
jonesboro
Member since Oct 2020
163 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 10:37 am to
Oh oh oh I got one,

How about members with "doctor" in their username?
Posted by Faurot fodder
Member since Jul 2019
6295 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 10:43 am to
"Women's basketball is relevant" trolls are up there.
Posted by TigerLunatik
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jan 2005
102801 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 10:44 am to
Faggies and Gaytors are oth dumb terms. Need to find another way to call them gay.
Posted by Tantal
Member since Sep 2012
18844 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 10:45 am to
DJ Durkin and Brian Kelly killing kids? Aren't those true though?
Posted by Rrrrroger
Member since Mar 2021
893 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 10:46 am to
quote:

4. LSU stole from a hospital

This is not a troll statement fwiw
Posted by Jorts R Us
Member since Aug 2013
16607 posts
Posted on 11/6/25 at 10:47 am to
quote:

1. Aggies are gay 2. Texas is gay 3. Alabama fans sleep with cousins 4. LSU stole from a hospital 5. Tennessee fans are backwoods hillbillies


One of these isn't a joke...
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