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Mortgage is overdue, my truckneeds a new engine, my wife is sleeping around, I got fired
Posted on 11/2/25 at 2:35 pm
Posted on 11/2/25 at 2:35 pm
but hey, I’m not an Auburn or LSU football fan, so life ain’t really that bad.
Drink up dreamers. You’re running dry.
Drink up dreamers. You’re running dry.
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Posted on 11/2/25 at 2:39 pm to John Milner
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my wife is sleeping around
Pics, mfer... PICS.
Posted on 11/2/25 at 2:40 pm to John Milner
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my wife is sleeping around
You seem like the type to enjoy watching that kind of thing
Posted on 11/2/25 at 2:55 pm to John Milner
Add to your woes - LSU and Auburn football are living rent free in your head. 
Posted on 11/2/25 at 3:00 pm to John Milner
Sounds like a country song
Posted on 11/2/25 at 3:02 pm to John Milner
Dang, is this true, OP? 
Posted on 11/2/25 at 3:07 pm to John Milner
LSU 24/7 rent free. The obsession
Posted on 11/2/25 at 3:10 pm to cardboardboxer
I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison
And I went to pick her up in the rain
But before I could get to the station in my pickup truck
She got runned over by a damned old train
And I went to pick her up in the rain
But before I could get to the station in my pickup truck
She got runned over by a damned old train
Posted on 11/2/25 at 3:13 pm to John Milner
Did she fire up your old John Deere and run it in the pond?
Posted on 11/2/25 at 3:16 pm to John Milner
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Mortgage is overdue, my truckneeds a new engine, my wife is sleeping around, I got fired but hey, I’m not an Auburn or LSU football fan, so life ain’t really that bad.
Nothing, I mean nothing encapsulates a Bama fan more than this.
Posted on 11/2/25 at 3:17 pm to John Milner
Roll damn tide Op
Posted on 11/2/25 at 3:20 pm to John Milner
All those things happened because the Gumps don’t go to the dentist
Posted on 11/2/25 at 3:35 pm to John Milner
Overhauling or getting a new truck and wife is gone be expensive!! Hey…Coach O,,,glad to hear from ya! Can your truck make it to Baton Rouge?
This post was edited on 11/2/25 at 3:37 pm
Posted on 11/2/25 at 4:58 pm to John Milner
This could only get better if your wife left you for your boss.
Posted on 11/2/25 at 5:02 pm to John Milner
She isn't exactly sleeping, so I guess you have that going for you?
Posted on 11/2/25 at 5:07 pm to John Milner
This post was edited on 11/2/25 at 5:13 pm
Posted on 11/2/25 at 5:14 pm to John Milner
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I’m not an Auburn or LSU football fan
No, it's worse.... you're supposedly a bama fan. However, you purposely left FL off your list but we all understand your jealousy.
Posted on 11/3/25 at 10:54 am to BigSneezy
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This could only get better if your wife left you for your boss.
That’s probably why I got fired. He knew I was on to them and there are plenty of dangerous and hazardous materials in the workplace.
Posted on 11/3/25 at 10:57 am to John Milner
Finally found out she was a man??
Posted on 11/3/25 at 11:07 am to John Milner
Standard tRant poster then.
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