gonzoesq
| Favorite team: | LSU |
| Location: | Slidell |
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| Number of Posts: | 204 |
| Registered on: | 5/25/2018 |
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re: Which Fanbase Will Be Most Disappointed This Football Season?
Posted by gonzoesq on 6/21/26 at 11:27 am to BebeLudwig7
Clearly the Gumps . Coach is out of his league, not respected and the worst case scenario players . Additionally it’s rumored the coach and his family feel they don’t fit there . He will be gone in a year . Who wants to root for a subway hick fan base .
Gumps doing the best impression of a typical gump . A gump is a gump etc. Gump Willie is already down for the count with his moonshine
re: Message Board Geniuses' 10 Most Delusional Fanbases in College Football
Posted by gonzoesq on 6/9/26 at 8:44 am to Old School Tex
No list of this ilk can exclude the gumps as a top 3 maybe # 1 as well as ND is a top three if not # 2. Usc-w belongs too
Falcons Fan Arrested for Handgun and Doestic Abuse
Posted by gonzoesq on 6/7/26 at 5:52 pm
On OP live Friday night . He told officers that he was still pissed over the 28-3 Super bowl loss and took it out on his baby mama. Typical . My only surprise was it didn’t happen in Gumpland after a gump loss.
You validated the whole Gump nation
Did you ever think you are right and everyone else is wrong. Gumpland is devoid of anything cultural except on the coast and near Auburn . It has been stated and fact checked the Gumps have the most subway alums who have never set foot on the campus except for football games . Look at the crowd on game day and it says it all. If cock fighting was legal it would still happen in the parking lots pre-game. Finebaum and his ilk are the best examples btw.
My fellow sage bibliophiles have called me to note that Gump is now in the Encyclopedia Britanica and Ancestry.com (that's right there are people with the last name Gump in the USA). Ancestry says they are mostly truck drivers and farmers - who would have thunk it.
In light of the spreading of the notion world-wide, here are more potential entries into the cult:
Gumpcation - a visit to a goat petting farm and staying overnight
Gump humper- see above
Gump 5-star meal - road-kill with gravy
Entering Gumpland - state sign at Georgia/Mississippi/Tennessee state
lines (Auburn counties excluded)
Gumpland express - Greyhound competitor
Platinum Gumposcopy - 6th colonoscopy and the enjoyment
Gump datenight - Willie and the boys discussing diesel engines
Please help abet this effort.
In light of the spreading of the notion world-wide, here are more potential entries into the cult:
Gumpcation - a visit to a goat petting farm and staying overnight
Gump humper- see above
Gump 5-star meal - road-kill with gravy
Entering Gumpland - state sign at Georgia/Mississippi/Tennessee state
lines (Auburn counties excluded)
Gumpland express - Greyhound competitor
Platinum Gumposcopy - 6th colonoscopy and the enjoyment
Gump datenight - Willie and the boys discussing diesel engines
Please help abet this effort.
Gump is Now an Official Word in Dictionary.Com
Posted by gonzoesq on 5/21/26 at 10:59 am
Meaning = a foolish or stupid person
Origin = First recorded 1815-1825
"Oh the inhumanity of it all"
I will send a related list to Dictionary.com to include the following:
Gumpette = self-explanitory
Gumparama = car dealers who provide free Dodge Chargers to players started in 1960s
Gumpland Estates = numerous trailer parks
Gumpster = Trash bin
Gumpty Dump = where the trash is taken
Gumpmart = Wallmart
Please feel free to add to the list for incorporation into Dictionary.com
Origin = First recorded 1815-1825
"Oh the inhumanity of it all"
I will send a related list to Dictionary.com to include the following:
Gumpette = self-explanitory
Gumparama = car dealers who provide free Dodge Chargers to players started in 1960s
Gumpland Estates = numerous trailer parks
Gumpster = Trash bin
Gumpty Dump = where the trash is taken
Gumpmart = Wallmart
Please feel free to add to the list for incorporation into Dictionary.com
re: Is Baton Rouge the worst shithole in the SEC?
Posted by gonzoesq on 4/25/26 at 2:56 pm to dallastiger55
Agree . The gumps can claim Birmingham, Montgomery as well as Tuscaloosa as prime shitholes . My best day has been leaving all three at one or another time . Dreamland is a 10 on the overrated scale . It stunk in there of grease when I went and i turned around and left . Not one college in the usa other than the gumps has had their sororities publicized as blatant hypocrisy .
Well please someone tell her absolutely not to go to Tuscaloosa because it's a gump *hithole.
re: The General Returns. A Triumph in stanzas
Posted by gonzoesq on 3/27/26 at 12:47 pm to fr33manator
South, north, east, and west the General will sack,
one should expect that he will be leading the attack,
those who doubt the result will be in the back of the pack,
those who say he is a lackee will be a slackee and end up in the pokee.
The stars are aligned and ready to commence and those who disdain
will be the devastation and the consequence and receive the pain to our gain.
Stay alert, don't stay up late at night because the General is back, locked
and loaded ready to act and shellac all foes to their lows.
one should expect that he will be leading the attack,
those who doubt the result will be in the back of the pack,
those who say he is a lackee will be a slackee and end up in the pokee.
The stars are aligned and ready to commence and those who disdain
will be the devastation and the consequence and receive the pain to our gain.
Stay alert, don't stay up late at night because the General is back, locked
and loaded ready to act and shellac all foes to their lows.
That’s a good starting time for us since it’s in rhythm with the teams normal body clock .if the game was in BR. I think we win by 10-12 points .
Is this in Sacramento or Ft Worth ?
re: Are Canadians Bama fans or are Bama fans Canadian?
Posted by gonzoesq on 2/24/26 at 1:41 pm to TheFenceGuy
I would add they have the most Walmart employees and the gumps farmers have to protect their sheep and goats when the gumps lose
LSU vs McNeese
Posted by gonzoesq on 2/24/26 at 12:10 pm
LSU is 4.5 run favorite tonight at Fanduel. That seems way to low. Who are we pitching ????
I believe it's one hour but only for the pre-game field clean-up work and for a brief infield practice. The game is in the bottom of the11th now per the ESPN app.
It looks like at a minimum 3:00 PM. CST if it gets over soon.
It looks like at a minimum 3:00 PM. CST if it gets over soon.
re: Home vs Visitor Rotation
Posted by gonzoesq on 2/20/26 at 10:18 am to CheerWhine
Btw draftkings is showing college baseball odds and shows us as visitor today and a 4.5 run favorite
Home vs Visitor Rotation
Posted by gonzoesq on 2/20/26 at 10:11 am
Anyone know what our home vs visitor rotation will be for these three games ? No announcements as yet .
Well i also downloaded the app onto my roku tv and it shows no link to the game . However when I downloaded the app to my phone it shows a link with the teams and games . i just checked again and it still the same . Help WTF and am i limited to watching the game on my phone ?
re: LSU bus near Tallahassee heading west
Posted by gonzoesq on 2/10/26 at 1:00 pm to TigahFan85
Is it possible that the bus dropped the team off , the team uses local transport and the bus went back to BR . The softball team is playing multiple days and needs to practice early . The bus could go back sunday and pick the team up . The bus was definitely heading WEST on I -10 and because of tinting i couldn’t tell if anyone but the driver was on it .
re: LSU bus near Tallahassee heading west
Posted by gonzoesq on 2/10/26 at 12:15 pm to TigahFan85
I hope our bus stopped in Gainesville and told the gay-tors to FO about hurricane prep and rescheduling football games . God i hate those red necks with a few teeth and I grew up in Jacksonville always a Tiger . Im not sure what team between the gay-tors or the gumps that have the fewest teeth . Anyone know a dentist for both ??
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