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Posted on 10/6/25 at 4:37 pm
Posted on 10/6/25 at 4:37 pm
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Posted on 10/6/25 at 4:40 pm to Jobu93
Matt is the epitome of “that funny guy from church” and I’m so glad he’s found success in his niche. His other videos aside from football are funny too.
Posted on 10/6/25 at 4:46 pm to Jobu93
we have a lot more of these ahead of us with the functional retard "Seven win Sark" leading us lol
Posted on 10/6/25 at 4:53 pm to Jobu93
I love these so much
Posted on 10/6/25 at 4:57 pm to Jobu93
Film that Texistential crisis in landscape.
hahahaha
hahahaha
Posted on 10/6/25 at 5:05 pm to Jobu93
I think a great thing would be a collection of the Texas vignettes as he slides downward into his crisis.
Posted on 10/6/25 at 6:03 pm to Jobu93
It was funny, but they were pretty easy-going on the horns
Darth MizZou, choking out Alabama was hilarious
Darth MizZou, choking out Alabama was hilarious
Posted on 10/6/25 at 9:59 pm to hookem33
Thanks for keeping the idea alive that our fan base is spoiled brats that honestly don’t deserve to win nattys.
You are either a fan who bought into the hype without even thinking about the talent lost, didn’t replace shite in the portal, and you figured arch would be a top qb OR you have unrealistic expectations year in and year out or both. I’m guessing both.
Go watch reruns of Herman and strong or before booting Sark find a better coach who you can’t simply “money whip” and let us know who you think will do a significantly better job than Sark.
You are either a fan who bought into the hype without even thinking about the talent lost, didn’t replace shite in the portal, and you figured arch would be a top qb OR you have unrealistic expectations year in and year out or both. I’m guessing both.
Go watch reruns of Herman and strong or before booting Sark find a better coach who you can’t simply “money whip” and let us know who you think will do a significantly better job than Sark.
Posted on 10/6/25 at 10:47 pm to _Hurricane_
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Matt is the epitome of “that funny guy from church” and I’m so glad he’s found success in his niche. His other videos aside from football are funny too.
He IS the funny guy from church to at least one congregation.
Posted on 10/7/25 at 4:13 am to TexasWranglers
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before booting Sark
Yall don’t have enough money for his buyout because you’re buying mid 18 year olds Lambos .
Posted on 10/7/25 at 5:00 am to Summer of Jimbo
They lease them to kids during the season, they don’t outright buy Lambos lol
Posted on 10/7/25 at 6:28 am to Jobu93
I love the change of heart he had about Mizzou after visiting Columbia, can even tell from SEC Roll Call. Haven't been any unnecessary potshots at us 
Posted on 10/7/25 at 6:50 am to TexasWranglers
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without even thinking about the talent lost
Utx is #4 in talent composite and #2 by a fraction of a percent in overall talent on 247.
Talent is not the issue. Sark is not the issue. Losses just happen in sports.
Texas has a very good team. But, they are in playoff mode moving forward after the 2nd loss.
Posted on 10/7/25 at 6:50 am to Jobu93
He is very funny. Would like to see a joint episode with him and SEC shorts
This post was edited on 10/7/25 at 6:52 am
Posted on 10/7/25 at 6:56 am to Jobu93
Second hand version of SEC Shorts ?
Posted on 10/7/25 at 7:01 am to BreakawayZou83
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Haven't been any unnecessary potshots at us
Just wait. We all get them sooner or later.
Posted on 10/7/25 at 8:43 am to Che Boludo
I agree with a lot of what you say here, but you can’t overlook a basically new o-line and d-line. I’m hoping they start to perform but the talent is in the skill position and back 7 and edge rushers. The lines lost a ton the past 2 years which hurt against Florida. I agree losses happen and it’s pathetic how reactionary our fans are
Posted on 10/7/25 at 8:45 am to Jobu93
This was one of his best. He has to read the rant, most of his videos are like a compilation of each week’s threads here.
Posted on 10/7/25 at 9:05 am to Jobu93
I guess I’m the only guy who doesn’t find this guy funny at all. Corny AF.
Posted on 10/7/25 at 9:15 am to TexasWranglers
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You are either a fan who bought into the hype without even thinking about the talent lost, didn’t replace shite in the portal, and you figured arch would be a top qb OR you have unrealistic expectations year in and year out or both. I’m guessing both.
I'm a fan who knew this hire was bad. I'm a fan that said, last season, that the offense would still suck with arch because the problem is Sark. I'm a fan that also predicted our fanbase would blame arch instead of sark.
I'm also right that he's going to fail here. You don't have to believe me. You'll have no choice but to accept it when it does happen.
All your side has is "omg not a fan" of anyone who's critical of what should be clear to everyone. We hired a soft west coast head coach who's never won at the highest level and NEVER WILL.
Go ahead and keep drinking the kool-aid. I'm sure it tastes sweet.
Sark - "I mean, take the other --- how many teams are there in college football, 136?" Sark responded. "Take the other 135 and have them go play at Ohio State and at The Swamp. See how they do"
He is a gaping vagina. That will not work in this conference. It's going to be a rough few years for those of you who can't see it yet.
This post was edited on 10/7/25 at 9:20 am
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