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Lettuce Recap What Was Said by LSU Fans Last Week (EDITED TO INCLUDE MORE RECEIPTS)
Posted on 9/29/25 at 9:31 am
Posted on 9/29/25 at 9:31 am
EDIT TO INCLUDE LEGENDARY BABY BACK BITCHES:
BABY BACK BITCH #1 - NFLSU:
"Josh Pate looks like a penis in a white tee.
Tigers by double digits."
"Kiffin should be fired after he goes 1-3 vs Brian Kelly."
"though it would be fun to watch Old Piss go back to completely irrelevant compared to their current status of almost completely irrelevant."
"Death, taxes and Daddy LSU handing Ole Miss their first loss off the season because their schedule is an even bigger joke than the history of their program"
"BK shut out Old Piss' 1st round QB in the 2nd half in 2024
Perk is playing in 2025, Black Bears are fuct."
BABY BACK BITCH #2 - cajuntiger1010
"The closer the game comes, the more I think we will kick their arse.
I said 38-17 all week and I’m sticking with it.
We have way too much depth and talent and coaching on defense. We have too much talent on O not to score in the 30s."
"Calm before the storm. Nuss will win the 3rd Heisman for an LSU QB in 6 years"
"Tons of posters will be shocked by LSU 3-4 score win on saturday."
"La Tech has a better defense than OM."
somethingdifferent: One problem for OM is that Clemson and Florida have every bit as much talent on offense as OM. LSU isn't going to be blown away at how athletic OM is.
somethingdifferent: The dline is insane. They eat up blocks, they work their assignment, they're disruptive.
White Tiger: If the offense is merely competent we should win.
lsuhal29: OM has played shitty comp so far, I don't see them scoring 20 points on us. They loose to Arky if not for a late fumble.
somethingdifferent: OM run vs LSU front 7 - advantage LSU. There's nothing about OMs run game that suggests they're going to have sustained success against the Tigers.
somethingdifferent: OM pass vs LSU secondary - advantage LSU. The tigers have been excellent, great coverage, solid tackling. OM WRs are not scary. Baker's pass rush has been diabolical
308 (who melted all over this board yesterday): I think Ole Miss will start quick, but LSU will gradually get control and win by 7 to 10 points.
NFLSU (a legendary baby back bitch): Lane is known to fall apart once he’s off his 1st half script and defenses make adjustments at halftime.
PurpleandGeauld: I am thinking Perk will be saying hi to Chambliss a few times. I remember the first time Perk played you guys...Dart was shell shocked after. =)
Who_Dat_Tiger: Good thing for us once we settle in our superior talent takes over. Just need to get off to a good start and we will cover the spread
lsuson: That D is going to give Ole Miss fits. I'm thinking LSU wins
27-17.
Purpleandgeauld: You are hilarious. You beat a bad Kentucky team by only 7, an Arkie team with a bad defense (and you lucked out that guy fumbled at the end or you lose that), and Toolame, and you puff out your chest like your wins are amazing. But your defense is not anywhere close to the elite unit it was last year. Our offense is basically the same though (same struggles running but good passing). Your offense is good, but our defense is light years better than it was last year. BTW you lost last year
michael corleone: The 2011 in me says take the great defense and the points all day.
LSUDonMCO: Old Miss gets an early lead. Lane stupids himself out of needed points. Harold Perkins and Whit Weeks terrorize Chambliss and Old Miss offense stalls. LSU shuts them down in the 2nd half (1st string has not given up a point in the second half all year). Nuss and the Tigers get it together and Tigers win by double digits
cajuntiger1010: Tons of posters will be shocked by LSU 3-4 score win on saturday.
StarkvilleTigerFan: Tigers will dominate-Ole Miss fans will be heading to the square by the start of the 4th quarter... LSU 34 Ole Miss 17
BornAndRaised_LA: We may only need 24 points to beat OM by 3 scores.
Their Div-2 QB has played the JV teams thus far this season. At no point in his…illustrious…football career has he ever experienced the pressure he will be under on Saturday. You never know until it happens whether pressure will crush you or make a diamond, but diamonds are expensive because they are rare…
VegasTiger7: On defense, Baker is going to throw things at Chambliss that he's never seen on the football field. He's going from high school geometry at D2 directly into multi-variable calculus against this Blake Baker defense. Perkins is impossible to gameplan for because of how many different ways he lines up and how many roles they have him in. Not to mention the ELITE secondary, both Weeks brothers, and a veteran D-line.
r0cky1: It’s recency bias. Ole Miss barely beats Kentucky and Arkansas. Beats a bad Tulane handily (they almost lost to Duke and south Alabama). But because of that, we’re the paper tigers? We should dominate
Tigerfan1999: I think the lsu defense will be too much for their offense to handle. This is a bad ole miss defense, just need to execute and not do anything stupid and we win comfortably imo.
Damariun: I’ve already said this will be a double digit win by LSU and they will finally acknowledge that Ole Miss is just bad on defense. They don’t have the athletes like last year and they can barely line up correctly. If Nuss is healthy, he will shred them. I think LSU wins 31-17.
grizzlylongcut: Tigers introduce belt to arse this weekend. Thinking something like 28-10 and it not even really looking that close.
Actus Humanus: It is the Kiffin effect. His teams are overrated every year. People treat him like he is some football genius. He is gimmicky and completely lost as a gameday coach. LSU 31 OM 10.
Tiger4Life306: Can’t wait for the goal posts to move and see what the narrative will be after we go into Oxford and put little ole missy back in their place. Then it will likely be, “oh well LSU beat ole miss and turns out they always collapse during the season.” Just wait until y'all play a team with a good qb like USCe. Then we’ll see what LSU is really made of.”
And then the narrative will change again after that game as well lololololol
USAFTiger42: If the LSU offense can be just slightly consistent I don't think they hang with us. I know Lane is gonna have a quirky play or 2 but that's not gonna throw our defense off like years past. I thought 2-3 score game in favor of LSU the whole week.
BABY BACK BITCH #1 - NFLSU:
"Josh Pate looks like a penis in a white tee.
Tigers by double digits."
"Kiffin should be fired after he goes 1-3 vs Brian Kelly."
"though it would be fun to watch Old Piss go back to completely irrelevant compared to their current status of almost completely irrelevant."
"Death, taxes and Daddy LSU handing Ole Miss their first loss off the season because their schedule is an even bigger joke than the history of their program"
"BK shut out Old Piss' 1st round QB in the 2nd half in 2024
Perk is playing in 2025, Black Bears are fuct."
BABY BACK BITCH #2 - cajuntiger1010
"The closer the game comes, the more I think we will kick their arse.
I said 38-17 all week and I’m sticking with it.
We have way too much depth and talent and coaching on defense. We have too much talent on O not to score in the 30s."
"Calm before the storm. Nuss will win the 3rd Heisman for an LSU QB in 6 years"
"Tons of posters will be shocked by LSU 3-4 score win on saturday."
"La Tech has a better defense than OM."
somethingdifferent: One problem for OM is that Clemson and Florida have every bit as much talent on offense as OM. LSU isn't going to be blown away at how athletic OM is.
somethingdifferent: The dline is insane. They eat up blocks, they work their assignment, they're disruptive.
White Tiger: If the offense is merely competent we should win.
lsuhal29: OM has played shitty comp so far, I don't see them scoring 20 points on us. They loose to Arky if not for a late fumble.
somethingdifferent: OM run vs LSU front 7 - advantage LSU. There's nothing about OMs run game that suggests they're going to have sustained success against the Tigers.
somethingdifferent: OM pass vs LSU secondary - advantage LSU. The tigers have been excellent, great coverage, solid tackling. OM WRs are not scary. Baker's pass rush has been diabolical
308 (who melted all over this board yesterday): I think Ole Miss will start quick, but LSU will gradually get control and win by 7 to 10 points.
NFLSU (a legendary baby back bitch): Lane is known to fall apart once he’s off his 1st half script and defenses make adjustments at halftime.
PurpleandGeauld: I am thinking Perk will be saying hi to Chambliss a few times. I remember the first time Perk played you guys...Dart was shell shocked after. =)
Who_Dat_Tiger: Good thing for us once we settle in our superior talent takes over. Just need to get off to a good start and we will cover the spread
lsuson: That D is going to give Ole Miss fits. I'm thinking LSU wins
27-17.
Purpleandgeauld: You are hilarious. You beat a bad Kentucky team by only 7, an Arkie team with a bad defense (and you lucked out that guy fumbled at the end or you lose that), and Toolame, and you puff out your chest like your wins are amazing. But your defense is not anywhere close to the elite unit it was last year. Our offense is basically the same though (same struggles running but good passing). Your offense is good, but our defense is light years better than it was last year. BTW you lost last year
michael corleone: The 2011 in me says take the great defense and the points all day.
LSUDonMCO: Old Miss gets an early lead. Lane stupids himself out of needed points. Harold Perkins and Whit Weeks terrorize Chambliss and Old Miss offense stalls. LSU shuts them down in the 2nd half (1st string has not given up a point in the second half all year). Nuss and the Tigers get it together and Tigers win by double digits
cajuntiger1010: Tons of posters will be shocked by LSU 3-4 score win on saturday.
StarkvilleTigerFan: Tigers will dominate-Ole Miss fans will be heading to the square by the start of the 4th quarter... LSU 34 Ole Miss 17
BornAndRaised_LA: We may only need 24 points to beat OM by 3 scores.
Their Div-2 QB has played the JV teams thus far this season. At no point in his…illustrious…football career has he ever experienced the pressure he will be under on Saturday. You never know until it happens whether pressure will crush you or make a diamond, but diamonds are expensive because they are rare…
VegasTiger7: On defense, Baker is going to throw things at Chambliss that he's never seen on the football field. He's going from high school geometry at D2 directly into multi-variable calculus against this Blake Baker defense. Perkins is impossible to gameplan for because of how many different ways he lines up and how many roles they have him in. Not to mention the ELITE secondary, both Weeks brothers, and a veteran D-line.
r0cky1: It’s recency bias. Ole Miss barely beats Kentucky and Arkansas. Beats a bad Tulane handily (they almost lost to Duke and south Alabama). But because of that, we’re the paper tigers? We should dominate
Tigerfan1999: I think the lsu defense will be too much for their offense to handle. This is a bad ole miss defense, just need to execute and not do anything stupid and we win comfortably imo.
Damariun: I’ve already said this will be a double digit win by LSU and they will finally acknowledge that Ole Miss is just bad on defense. They don’t have the athletes like last year and they can barely line up correctly. If Nuss is healthy, he will shred them. I think LSU wins 31-17.
grizzlylongcut: Tigers introduce belt to arse this weekend. Thinking something like 28-10 and it not even really looking that close.
Actus Humanus: It is the Kiffin effect. His teams are overrated every year. People treat him like he is some football genius. He is gimmicky and completely lost as a gameday coach. LSU 31 OM 10.
Tiger4Life306: Can’t wait for the goal posts to move and see what the narrative will be after we go into Oxford and put little ole missy back in their place. Then it will likely be, “oh well LSU beat ole miss and turns out they always collapse during the season.” Just wait until y'all play a team with a good qb like USCe. Then we’ll see what LSU is really made of.”
And then the narrative will change again after that game as well lololololol
USAFTiger42: If the LSU offense can be just slightly consistent I don't think they hang with us. I know Lane is gonna have a quirky play or 2 but that's not gonna throw our defense off like years past. I thought 2-3 score game in favor of LSU the whole week.
This post was edited on 9/29/25 at 11:49 am
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Posted on 9/29/25 at 9:33 am to Tornado Alley
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NFLSU (a legendary baby back bitch
Amber alert for this bitch.
Posted on 9/29/25 at 9:35 am to Tornado Alley
Oh wow…
I was wondering why Ole Miss fans were really letting them have it after the game.
This provides the proper context.
I was wondering why Ole Miss fans were really letting them have it after the game.
This provides the proper context.
Posted on 9/29/25 at 9:36 am to AGGIES
There's more I'll be adding later if I get the time.
Posted on 9/29/25 at 9:37 am to Tornado Alley
I figured we'd win a really ugly game and didn't talk too much shite because it's LSU and our problems were glaringly obvious, even at 4-0. It was a matter of time before we collapsed the way we did and anyone with half a brain knew it. When Clemson started getting their arse handed to them by other teams, it raised an eyebrow. When our offense started collapsing against LA Tech and Florida, I think most LSU fans knew we were going to be in for a long season. When Kelly ripped that reporter for asking the questions all fans wanted to ask and then he called him "spoiled" for being worried about the offense, I was done with Kelly. He's a New England liberal who has no business coaching in the SEC. He has no idea how its done.
This post was edited on 9/29/25 at 9:38 am
Posted on 9/29/25 at 9:37 am to Tornado Alley
Well done sir. Enjoy your upvotes.
Posted on 9/29/25 at 9:39 am to Tornado Alley
Most LSU fans won't read this because they're too busy over on Tiger Rant trying to collectively diagnose what Nussmeier's supposed injury is that is making him play poorly but that he and Kelly won't admit to anyone else. Tin foil hats everywhere over there. 
Posted on 9/29/25 at 9:40 am to Tornado Alley
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Posted on 9/29/25 at 9:43 am to TheTideMustRoll
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Most LSU fans won't read this because they're too busy over on Tiger Rant trying to collectively diagnose what Nussmeier's supposed injury is that is making him play poorly but that he and Kelly won't admit to anyone else. Tin foil hats everywhere over there.
He's pretty clearly injured. His passes have far less zip and he's constantly underthrowing guys.
That's no excuse for the loss, Kelly should realize his injury is holding the team back and at least take a look at MVB.
Posted on 9/29/25 at 9:43 am to SidewalkTiger
Posted on 9/29/25 at 9:45 am to Tornado Alley
Wow!!!
Posted on 9/29/25 at 9:46 am to Tornado Alley
This makes all the “No one in the LSU camp thought we were going to walk into Oxford and win” posts that much funnier.
Posted on 9/29/25 at 9:46 am to Tornado Alley
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lsuhal29: OM has played shitty comp so far, I don't see them scoring 20 points on us.
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somethingdifferent: One problem for OM is that Clemson and Florida have every bit as much talent on offense as OM. LSU isn't going to be blown away at how athletic OM is.
Both interesting takes, considering:
1. LSU's schedule prior to that game had turned out to be horrid. Clemson and Florida have absolutely dreadful offenses, and LA Tech has a decent one for a G5 program but that's it.
2. Clemson and Florida are 116th and 99th in scoring offense, respectively. Clemson's ranking gets better against FBS opponents (98th) but Florida is 131st against FBS opponents (11 ppg). Why would anyone be impressed by stopping either of these offenses? Neither averages more than 20 ppg vs FBS opponents.
LSU only averages 17 ppg vs P4 foes. That's not winning many games unless you're dusting off the LSU or Alabama 2011 defenses (of which 2025 LSU is not even remotely close to).
Posted on 9/29/25 at 9:46 am to Tornado Alley
Homie brought some receipts.
Posted on 9/29/25 at 9:46 am to Tornado Alley
OP from the top rope....
Well done on the receipts.
Well done on the receipts.
Posted on 9/29/25 at 9:46 am to TheTideMustRoll
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Most LSU fans won't read this because they're too busy over on Tiger Rant trying to collectively diagnose what Nussmeier's supposed injury is that is making him play poorly but that he and Kelly won't admit to anyone else
Josh Pate was saying we weren't being honest about the offensive problems prior to the OM game, but that's just not true. You had a reporter ask the question in the Florida post-game and BK told him that he was "spoiled." Its been obvious to all LSU fans that Nuss is injured/not playing well compared to last year. But our politician arse head coach keeps throwing him out there anyways, and then gets mad when we notice.
Posted on 9/29/25 at 9:51 am to Triple Bogey
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Its been obvious to all LSU fans that Nuss is injured/not playing well compared to last year.
I thought he looked fine vs Clemson but he's looked off from Louisiana Tech onward.
And it's gotten progressively worse, not sure if that's a result of the injury getting worse or him just trying to compensate for it more.
Posted on 9/29/25 at 9:54 am to Tornado Alley
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cajuntiger1010: Calm before the storm. Nuss will win the 3rd Heisman for an LSU QB in 6 years
LOL, Glorious! Ole Nuss went from Heisman to wanting to be replaced by the backup in one game.
This post was edited on 9/29/25 at 9:56 am
Posted on 9/29/25 at 9:56 am to Tornado Alley
TA brings the receipts and the heat. 
This post was edited on 9/29/25 at 10:03 am
Posted on 9/29/25 at 9:59 am to FootballFrenzy
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This makes all the “No one in the LSU camp thought we were going to walk into Oxford and win” posts that much funnier.
The tRant and the SECRant had very little to none of that. The corndogs were all lathered up for their Super Bowl.
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