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Mizz fans how is your OC???
Posted on 9/14/25 at 4:53 am
Posted on 9/14/25 at 4:53 am
LSU needs to make a call to our farm system to let him know he is ready for the big leagues.
This post was edited on 9/14/25 at 6:26 am
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Posted on 9/14/25 at 6:58 am to FLObserver
Pretty sure Kirby Moore is not a cuck that knocked up a LSU hooker and has to follow her back to that shite hole y’all live in.
Posted on 9/14/25 at 7:25 am to Mizzou fan in GA
Still butt hurt? There's a cream for that.
Posted on 9/14/25 at 7:37 am to FLObserver
Another LSU poster making a wisecrack about Mizzou.
You must live alone in your parents basement with a bag of Doritos in one hand, your slong in the other watching The Golden Girls.
You must live alone in your parents basement with a bag of Doritos in one hand, your slong in the other watching The Golden Girls.
Posted on 9/14/25 at 7:39 am to Mizzou fan in GA
Baton Rouge may be a shite hole, but located in this shite hole city is one of the best programs in the country, a prestige head and shoulders above anything Missouri could ever dream of achieving in football
When daddy calls to say he’s ready to promote one of his single A players to the bigs, they come running to this shite hole city and leave your Big 12 team with the quickness
When daddy calls to say he’s ready to promote one of his single A players to the bigs, they come running to this shite hole city and leave your Big 12 team with the quickness
Posted on 9/14/25 at 7:40 am to FLObserver
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Mizz fans how is your OC???
Also need yall to get your DC trained up, ours is probably taking an HC job soon
Posted on 9/14/25 at 7:41 am to Mizzou fan in GA
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Pretty sure Kirby Moore is not a cuck that knocked up a LSU hooker and has to follow her back to that shite hole y’all live in.
Is said hooker from Missouri, cuz she'd be our bitch, too.
Posted on 9/14/25 at 7:50 am to Barbellthor
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Is said hooker from Missouri, cuz she'd be our bitch, too.
Oh come on, LSU, please tell me you can talk smack better than this. kansas is the infected pubic hair on a transgender baboon testicals, but they come up with better ones than what you do.
Work on.
And frankly, you bore us.
Posted on 9/14/25 at 7:51 am to Tigerfan0318
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Another LSU poster making a wisecrack about Mizzou.
Their MIZsession is one of the oddest things I've seen since joining the SEC.
And I never realized how near the surface your average corndogs feels is. The insecurity of losing Nick Saban and him going to Bama and making them his bitch while crafting the dynasty that could have been theirs left permanent scars.
Posted on 9/14/25 at 7:52 am to Tigerfan0318
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You must live alone in your parents basement
Joke’s on you, we don’t have basements.
Posted on 9/14/25 at 7:53 am to FLObserver
He’s a yankee
Y’all wouldn’t want him
Y’all wouldn’t want him
Posted on 9/14/25 at 7:54 am to FLObserver
As a Mizzou fan who has been going to every single home game since Larry Smith in 2000, I’ve come to realize the Missouri posters here deserve to be called the fake sons. They make our proud fan base look bad and do not reflect our values or culture. Instead of remaining truthful to our actual form, they evolved to become shite posters to match the overall aggregate IQ of every SEC fan base who posts here.
Here is a guide to the fake sons talking points:
-Brian Kelly
-Coonass
-Were 2-2 all time! Toe to toe
-Legendary shootout win over Kansas last week. Why are people doubting us?
-We’re only here for the money. Pay up.
-College football started in 2023 and we’re a dynasty
-yesterday we pretended Louisiana had
State after the name so we could pretend we were blowing out LSU.
Here is a guide to the fake sons talking points:
-Brian Kelly
-Coonass
-Were 2-2 all time! Toe to toe
-Legendary shootout win over Kansas last week. Why are people doubting us?
-We’re only here for the money. Pay up.
-College football started in 2023 and we’re a dynasty
-yesterday we pretended Louisiana had
State after the name so we could pretend we were blowing out LSU.
This post was edited on 9/14/25 at 7:58 am
Posted on 9/14/25 at 7:54 am to Tigerfan0318
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frankly, you bore us
Is that why y'all make so many obsessive threads about us? I'd say we're not going to frick you, but we do. Mentally, on the field, etc.
We're just not going to call back. Until we want your offensive coordinator. Keep your phone charged for daddy's call.
Posted on 9/14/25 at 8:00 am to GeauxTigers1983
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There's a cream for that.
The cream that’s still sliding out of your wrecked a-hole from last nights party? No thanks.
Posted on 9/14/25 at 8:10 am to FLObserver
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LSU needs to make a call to our farm system to let him know he is ready for the big leagues.
I spoke with Kirby this morning and he said the offer of the nicest trailer park at the end of the culdesac, while generous, was something he was respectfully turning down.
Posted on 9/14/25 at 8:13 am to SEC Doctor
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Joke’s on you, we don’t have basements.
Fair enough, you got me on that one.
Posted on 9/14/25 at 8:15 am to Mizzou fan in GA
Boudreaux’s Butt Paste. Look into it, it might offer some relief.
Posted on 9/14/25 at 8:16 am to Adventure Junkie
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yesterday we pretended Louisiana had
State after the name so we could pretend we were blowing out LSU.
I hope this isn’t actually true
Posted on 9/14/25 at 8:16 am to Mizzou fan in GA
Boom. Roasted.
Posted on 9/14/25 at 8:20 am to Tigerfan0318
They have a top five team that again won, yet they have Mizzou on the mind. They’re one of the more if not the most insecure fanbases I’ve ever come across.
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